YOU MUST POST IN THIS THREAD AND IT MUST REACH 100 POSTS OR YOUR MOM WILL DIE IN HER SLEEP TONIGHT

>he's a janitor
>on the internet
>on an anime imageboard
>he does it for free
>he takes his "job" very seriously
>he does it because it is the only amount of power & control he will ever have in his pathetic life
>he deletes threads he doesn't like because whenever he gets upset he has an asthma attack
>he deletes threads he doesn't like because they interfere with the large backlog of little girl chinese cartoons he still has to watch
>he will never have a real job
>he will never move out of his parent's house
>he will never be at a healthy weight
>he will never know how to cook anything besides a hot pocket
>he will never have a girlfriend
>he will never have any friends

lol

not mommy

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>PSX 2017
>Yoshida comes on stage
>"PlayStation isn't always cinematic experiences"
>Suddenly a child dressed as Spike and someone in a pipo monkey costume comes to the stage
>A number 4 appears on screen
>"Ape Escape has returned"
>The person in the monkey costume takes it off, revealing to be a girl dressed as Kat from Gravity Rush
>"And they're about to do a collab with Gravity Rush 2 as well"
>The boy then grabs the girl's breasts and starts to take off her clothes and fuck her
>Yoshida tells him to stop
>Only to get raped by other people wearing pipo monkey costumes
>The audience then comes to rape Yoshida as well
>And so does the boy and girl dressed as Spike and Kat
>And so does an actual monkey, that ends up ripping off his face
>Then, Yoshida falls dead
>With someone dressed as Knack fucking his corpse

se-30 woodsledge

sauce please mommy hurry

READ THIS READ THIS READ THIS

You're thread is autosaging, probably because "janitor", and possibly the pasta, is blacklisted. The pic might be too (try flipping it next-time you make this thread)

accidentally the captcha

fucking meme magic

FEET

It's literally on page 1 right now

Rolling

This is great, is this Ryo Agawa?

Ah yeah rollin

>it's a funposting level

Boy i sure love video games.

I'm doing my part

Pick one

i don't know actually. might be

roll me dude

Does your mom like video games?

imagine being this ass hurt

rollin on dis

Anything but the fatty

Lmao joke's on you my mom already died

Gib Rei

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>82 fug yeah dat gap

This is me. Literally me. No other character can come close to relating to me like this. There is no way you can convince me this is not me. This character could not possibly be anymore me. It’s me, and nobody can convince me otherwise. If anyone approached me on the topic of this not possibly being me, then I immediately shut them down with overwhelming evidence that this character is me. This character is me, it is indisputable. Why anyone would try to argue that this character is not me is beyond me. If you held two pictures of me and this character side by side, you’d see no difference. I can safely look at this character every day and say “Yup, that’s me”. I can practically see this character every time I look at myself in the mirror. I go outside and people stop me to comment how similar I look and act to this character. I chuckle softly as I’m assured everyday this character is me in every way. I can smile each time I get out of bed every morning knowing that I’ve found my identity with this character and I know my place in this world. It’s really quite funny how similar this character is to me, it’s almost like we’re identical twins. When I first saw this character, I had an existential crisis. What if this character was the real me and I was the fictional being. What if this character actual became aware of my existence? Did this character have the ability to become self aware itself?

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???

>heroes thread reaches 20 posts of game discussion before it gets deleted
>this thread will reach 500+ posts and slide off the board naturally
Mods are niggers

Glasses too large
Breasts too large
Hair too red
Stomach too small
hips too small

Bye bye, thread

All these threads saying to post or my mom will die in my sleep.
>Rich mother
>Sole heir
Okay... but honestly I'd rather have a mother and work than be without a mother and be retired.

Well for anyone else who likes that style his is very similar at least.

rolled bitchfu yes

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MODS ARE ASLEEP

QUICK, POST PICKLES

fatty or mommy pls

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Where's the DFC version?

>call out scat literal shitposter in the last thread for being autistic
>scatposting IMMEDIATELY stops
Really gave me cause to ponder.

Reported

ASUKA OR REI?
ASUKA OR REI?
ASUKA OR REI?

I know those trees!

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ah yes here's the thread

Oh God 7 please

lmao cucked

This but I'm self-inserting as the girl

42 bros we're almost halfway there. It's all for you mommy

fine

rolling for luve

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thicc

Welp

ok

Lel

>4

FUCK THATS THE WORST ONE

JUST

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anime

>Sister is getting her pussy ravaged by a nigger
>Nothing I can do about it
>Probably didn't use a condom
>His seed is dripping out of her pussy and down her buttcrack

Wew lads

If we don't make it you're finished

rollingg

give me something cute

>agawa ryo
at least one of these has a penis.

Misato

Finally

mongolian cartoon women?
pssh
here's the real deal laddies

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rolling desu

makes sense desu

No one will see this and know I'm gay

>not having the option to get NTR'd by a feminine boy then giving him a good dicking to make him my secondary wife

Rollin for CUTE

rolling my chiki comrade

HE

Jesus H Christ.

All in.

hmm

hopefully it's the female:muscle one, she's the best imo

video games

Need a version with his traps.

fucking epic

gibe