Nintentoddlers

Nintentoddlers
Chadboxfags
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Sony won let it sink in

Does... does that say... ONLY on Playstation???

>chadbox
has that always been a thing? Sometimes I feel like xbox is so irrelevant that no one even bothers to make fun of it compared to nintendo, pc, and sony fanboys.

A FREE FIDGET SPINNER?!?

ONLY ON MASTER RACE

>GameStop Ireland

FUCK I wanted one

>American version nets you a free fad thing that will be forgotten in a few months
>English version comes with a couple of themes for the PS4 and an Aku-Aku keychain

Come on America you're supposed to do better than this.

Hahahahaha "hey, we know what gets you spastics wet! COME GET YOUR FIDGET SPINNERS, FAGS!"

Any red head cuties(boy or girl) on here willing to get fucked for 12 inch fidget spinner?

This, the fuck is this supposed to be?

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I keep seeing this pic and I finally get it. CRASH AND SPINNERS BOTH SPIN

You know the Aku Aku key chain promotion also applies here in US as well? Same goes with the themes if you pre-order it on Amazon.

Why are fidget spinners an internet joke now?

Well that's useless. I already have a spinner

That's cool then. I only see OP spammed so I thought you guys were getting a raw deal.

Because people that will forever be in the main culture, normies if you will, desperately want to be the counter culture to seem different.

>Free toy made for autists
>Sony fans were autistic the entire time
It's finally all making sense.

I really wouldn't mind the fidget spinner granted if it were Crash themed. Never really understood the appeal of those things, but would try one given the chance.

Custom thumbnails was a mistake

>When you trade-in against Crash Bandicoot
What the fuck does this mean?

>Only on Playstation
>*Also on Xbox One

>Being this mad because that you won't be having double the fun with Crash and a fidget spinner

I almost pity you. ;)

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It's just something dumb to play with at your desk. That's it. The spinning is kind of therapeutic, like a cat purr.

I keep silly putty at my desk, too, for the same reasons. Just something to mess with that isn't intrusive.

>Do not spin a fidget spinner at 3am

Why? Will it summon satan or something?

You know things are desperate when you start including the latest toy fad as a pre order bonus

You must trade in against Crash Bandicoot in order to receive an autism toy

Trading in games, shopping at GameStop and fidget spinners are all degenerate.

spin on, autist.

Worse. It summons memes.

So many fucking arrows I hate this shit Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>It's just something dumb to sell to rubes to move surplus sealed-track bearings
This is the truth. Enjoy your well marketed garbo. I have a pet rock to sell you next.

Jesus, seeing the other side is so weird. Millions of views and I've never heard of them before.

Even worse. It gives ad revenue to clickbait channels.

Never overdose on memes.

Oh god, wha..what kind of memes?

For the confusion
Every Gamestop and Ebgames is doing this but it's only for trading in the game
If you pre order it you don't get it

Memes are a lot like the spice from Dune.

Play at 3am and find out.

Delete this picture of me

Never ever

>Wanting SFV in the first place

>trading in a game that just came out for like 3% of the MRSP you just paid for it

Surely no one could be that stupid, could they?

>he still doesn't own a meme spinner
why are you guys too autistically proud to spend 2 dollars?

So if you trade in Crash you get a "free" fidget spinner?

>tucking in a t-shirt
lmao

>missing the point
Stupid nigger

i dont have autism so dont feel the need to own one

I'm literally too old for your fad bullshit user.

There are better produced shit with a quarter of those views.

The only cool thing about fidget spinners is the aliasing that occurs when you record them.

Why stop at just a spinner?

if you trade in some games, then buy Crash in the same transaction you get a autism rotator

they're complete shit compared to the spinner

You are small time, watch this.

I hate people with those creepy flat fingers. Stay the fuck away from me.

I feel like there's some sort of underlying statement here, like Crash fans have no attention span or some shit.

Epic, simply epic.

why you shittalking on my feminine fanglers user?

No one's ever lived to tell the tale. Are you willing to make the ultimate sacrifice to experience the dankest meme?

an autism dodecagon?!

I think this is the thing that finally made me realise I'm getting old because I don't know or understand what it's supposed to be or do but suddenly there's references to it everywhere.

>your post is in a webm

I don't know how to feel about this.

yooo how u make vids so fast? are you a wizard?

wait so you just keep it in your hand and it spins?
I thought you had to put your fingers in the holes and make them move to mimic the spinning

Ok, yeah, no that isn't real. That has to have been a joke made up to make fun of the fad, that isn't real.

The normiebox has a public that have better things to do than having pointless arguments with weeaboo permavirgin losers in some mongolian calligraphy appreciation imageboard, like getting laid, for example. It doesn't have the army of weirdos that the other platforms have.

wat

I don't have either but I have to agree with you. Fidget cube is for little bitches. Send me a spinner.

nope, the outward bearings are useless

If you prove that you're retarded you get the toy for retards.

Nuclear holocaust destroying our disgusting, decadent society when?

yeah you're probably right honestly. Now that I think about it all my normie friends do prefer xbox over the other consoles.

>(You) 5

What does this mean?

Sold more than double the Wii U, mate after it had a YEAR head start. I got banned once for saying this.

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>because you need something to play with when you are bored playing our shit games
Nice job, Sony!

You don't have real autism untill you buy a fidget polyhedron

Show us that big black PS4 cock.

It spins.That's it, you give it a spin and with its ball bearing it depending on quality will keep the momentum quite a while, several minutes are possible.
That's it.

sorry, I don't own a bloodborne machine

No, it will help you realize you are an idiot at 3am.
Go to sleep.

>not being a human
kek

Youtube's cancer is terminal

the cube thing looks like a better deal then, at least you can do different things with your fingers

Always relevant

Nintendo toddlers

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>this is the future of controlling fake disorders like ADHD and autism

>IT SPINS.jpg is a literal real thing now

>adults are more likely to have a faggit spinner

>you are the first generation of full retard

Congrats!

Fat, they're always fat.

But are you mad?

IT KEEPS HAPPENING

>invent fake disease
>conveniently sell product that helps you "control" it

I wonder who could be behind this.

I just looked it up. Ok, so supposedly, if you are someone that has trouble focusing on two things at once, like if you are talking on the phone with someone, and watching tv at the same time, using it is suppose to help you focus your thoughts more clearly? Web MD pages equate it to tapping the clicker on a pen when thinking about a question on a test or something. Supposedly, if you are thinking about something, if you do stuff with your hands it makes you focus your thoughts better? Hahaha this fad makes me imagine atheists tipping their fedora in one hand and spinning a toy in the other, while proving that god does not exist hahaha.

>conveniently sell product that helps you "control" it
>100 years after its discovery
wewaloo

personally, before fidget spinners were a thing, during highschool, I would take apart of my pen when I was bored

You're thinking too hard about it, I don't think anyone invented a disease and then waited many decades to sell a thing to control it. Some Chinamen had a bunch of excess ball bearing assemblies and spent 15 minutes considering how they could profit off of it.

>Supposedly, if you are thinking about something, if you do stuff with your hands it makes you focus your thoughts better?
Well no shit. We've known about that for ages. That's why people fidget at all.

What the fuck does fidget mean? Having a seizure?