YOU! I need ONE game worth buying this year

YOU! I need ONE game worth buying this year.

WHY ARE ALL THE 2017 TITLES IN THE BIN????

Hello Neighbor's "My Name's Nino!" DLC.

hollow knight

Yes Chef!

Destiny 2 and Battlefront will be top 2, pick your poison

NIER AUTOMATA CHEF

Look at the new characters, JUST LOOK AT THEM. ANIME TRASH.

GET IT IN THE BIN AND START AGAIN.

HOW MUCH IS IN THE BIN

SQUAD, CHEF! IT'S NOT BAD! OH AND DAY OF INFAMY.

Prey nigga
Great game

That's quite nice, yeah? You've got some talent, you know that? So why do you fuck yourself over with the PC version?

Sort out the PC version, and the shit takes care of itself. I believe in you.

ON IT CHEF

LOOK!

LOOOOOK

Yes Chef, sorry Chef!

Zelda Breath of The Wild, chef!

Just buy a Sega Saturn, Gordon.

ace combat 7 was announced this year if it counts

/thread

Here chef

You think you're fucking clever do you? Fucking indie trash, START OVER.

Im looking at gamefaqs right now and theyre saying it was delayed to 2018

Ni no kuni 2

There aren't any, Chef!

Gwent™ : The Witcher™ Card Game

Gameplay? Actually quite nice. Certainly looks fine. Unfortunately, you fucked the console. It's a fucking obsolete shitpile that'll scratch if a fly's nutsack lands on it. Fucking give me your jacket! YOU'RE GONE! GET OUT!

>buy

i know, thats why i said it had its major reveal this year and release date set back to next year if that counts

But Chef I need to know the taste preference for the Customers!

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>It's a fucking obsolete shitpile that'll scratch if a fly's nutsack lands on it
It's a Salty Sonyfag pretending to be Ramsy episode?

>Hollow Knight chief
>Is it good?
>Yes
>But, is it an indie trash?
>y-yes chief...
>Unbelievable

They're all trash, chef!

yeah

He's not serious is he? Nobody can be that stupid. No...

COME ON...

COME ON!

WAKE UP!

HOUSE PARTY CHEF

Get your shit tastes outta here

>not even Ramsay threads are safe anymore

EY, YOU. Fucking big boy. C'mere. You have the audacity to call me a Sonyigger when Nintendo are fucking selling Street Fighter II for $40. I'm deeply concerned with the fucking shit service and fucking shit quality control.

I'M SHUTTING IT DOWN.

>Nintendo own Street Fighter II
Yep, a Sonyigger thru and thru

Elder Scrolls Online: Morrowind coming up!

You, my friend, are a few cards short of a sleeve, you know that don't you? COME BACK WHEN YOUR GAME SERIES GETS A GOOD WRITER.

>Nintendo set the price

Yep spotted the Sony fag ohohohoho

>Sonyigger Ramsay can't find good games
Should have asked for movies lad.

A fucking MMO expansion? Are you fucking pulling my plonker? Do I know you, commie?

PLATE'S UP CHEF

You think he's tired of being known only as "Funny angry Scot/English chef that yells alot and says donkey"?

I like his other vids where he's chill and just cooking.

Does this count chef?

Sorry Chef! Coming right up, chef!

Ramsay has a chronic need to be at the center of attention. He'll survive stale material.

Get a Grip! You proud bitch!

You didn't say it had to be RELEASED this year!

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Here ya go Chef!

Here you go chef! Sorry I fucked it up the first time but I'm sure I got it right this time!

It's RAW! You weird bozo!

CHEF I PRE-ORDERED THE $800 ASSASSIN'S CREED PACK

Let's not be hasty, Chef. This is a long-awaited return to the acclaimed world the customers were waiting for! And don't you remember me, I'm, uh, that guy who you praised on previous day.

Besides, it's not like that's all I have! Here's Prey(tm), a free improvisation piece on some dusty old dish. I'm sure you'll like it.

Shadow of War

Just look, JUST LOOK AT IT. And you know what hurts? I SAW YOU TAKE IT BACK, DROP IT IN THE TRASH, THEN RE-PLATE IT - THE SAME SHIT.

Are you a pig? THEN WHY DO YOU ACT LIKE IT?

DO YOU HONESTLY EXPECT ANYONE TO PAY MONEY FOR THAT PILE OF SHIT, YOU DONKEY?

>It's a nintenbros get sensitive and ruin another mildly entertaining thread episode.

It's burnt! You dumb donut!

Styx - Shards of Darkness

Does this count?

The pc version is good stuff, chef

>Sonyigger pretends console shitposting thread is 'mildly entertaining' instead of cancerous
Yeah, that's about right.
With NeoGAF on fire you roaches have to find any piece of dry land you can/

Really? From his casual videos of hunting and shit I'd figure he was a chill kind of person outside of the "ANGRY CHEF" sort of thing.

I've seen this dish before. Years ago, and it was fucking dreadful. Both of them, just re-hashed piles of shit.

I think I'd remember a donkey like you. I just need SIMPLE, FRESH, RUSTIC - not this shit. Look at the bugs crawling around, LOOK AT THEM.

he is, watch his UK versions of his shows or interviews and he's much more relaxed

the US tv stations require him to be an extreme prick and it's made him a lot of money

Get a grip! You fucking Donkey!

Here, chef!

He just shat on a ps4 exclusive you baby quit crying, no one cares about console wars.

>he shat on Knack 2
It's the fact that startled you proves you're straight from NeoGAF.

Here you go chef!
It's been sitting in the oven for a while but the recipe is still solid.

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No that I know already. It was the "he loves attention" bit that caught me.

Here you go chef, the latest masterpiece from Bioware.

Knack 2 will be a literal solid 7/10

But it didn't startle me user.

Just look at the colour of it. Touch it, just touch it.

YOU THERE. TOUCH IT, TOUCH IT. WHAT DOES IT FEEL LIKE?

YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT RAW. FUCKING RAW.

HOW CAN YOU SERVE THAT? YOU'LL KILL SOMEBODY!! SHUT THE FRANCHISE DOWN!

Now hold on there Ramsay! You say it's garbage, I say it's delicious! Sure it's not as "refined" as you would support, but folks enjoy this dish just fine. Plus you can get the original for a cheaper price. I'll capitulate that the Special Edition is just mediocre.

Son I've eaten the greasiest piles of shit that would make god regret the idea of giving mankind bowels or even a digestive system. But I ain't eating that caustic pile of hot garbage.

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Here chef! But I bet you don't even know this recipe you fucken minger

Metroid: Samus Returns

Presentation leaves a lot to be desired. Gameplay looks quite nice. Do you seriously expect the customer to pay that much for it though? I mean, come on, get real. Tomorrow, we're having a discussion about pricing.

PLATE'S UP CHEF!

>implying anyone is going to buy it
>it will be the most pirated 3DS game
>kills the series for good

I'm sorry, I just have to take this call, yeah? Oh, er, apparently it's for you. Reddit called and they want their chef back.

Titanfall 2 chef. Pick it up when it's on sale. Alternatively, Dead Cells looks worth a buy.

Great, he can go back to r eddit and you can head back over to Neo GAF.

FUCKING RELEASE!
FUCKING WHEN!

>This guy is still salty
PFFAHAHAHA

ASS CREED ORIGINS?

MORE LIKE ARSE CREAM ORAL.

Sad.

This year, maybe. Soon™

Stop ruining the thread man I'm enjoying myself here

KURWA

>Stop ruining the thread
It was like that when I got here.

Chess Ultra

Patrician gaming

WHEN IS ONE OF YOU GOING TO GROW A PAIR OF BOLLOCKS?

WE EITHER GET IT TOGETHER NOW, OR WE SINK. BIG TIME.

Nioh is the best game of 2017 so far.