The year of our lord 2017

>the year of our lord 2017
>this is what a mermaid looks like in a western game

why does it look like a model from 2003

I'm okay with the interpretation of mermaids that makes them out to be horrible monsters

Mermaids are terrifying creatures of the deep.

What game?

dude if you ignore it they will just go away!

sea of thieves I think

Look at the water.

Yeah, agreed. Honestly both types have been done to death. Just another thing to wack at for exp.

you just don't get the style man

gr8 b8, this is a picture from the PC alpha on low settings.

it's from the Xbox one

>Devs will never stop using 'styleized' as a defense for bad art.

well pirates were never known for beauty

I love the pirate theme, but the game seems shitty.

There's a difference user. Problem is some devs get confused, thinking that when people say their art looks like shit that they mean their style is shit. You can have fucking horrible art styles, but unless there's a reason why you're designing it that way you can't use style as an excuse for unpleasing visuals.

>reasonably detailed clothing
>faced look like they were fucking smashed with a plank
I get that pirates aren't going to be models, anyone resorting to piracy is most likely going to be rather ugly, but what the hell?
Has the modeler never see a human before?
Fucking basic human anatomy, eyes are supposed to be at or a little bit above the halfway point of the head
The way their eyes are positioned looks like they have microcephaly
And those goddamn noses, are they part bloodhound? There is no reason to have a nose that takes up more than a third of their facial height
This isn't creating a game style, this is just terrible modelling with nobody to tell them it's terrible

one on the left looks exactly like my ex.

I have no memory of this game but it looks like something that might have come out before I started really gaming. Was it good? What was it called?

WHat are they supposed to look like? They're fish.

SJW shit with ugly women, bad graphics and probably horrible gameplay, avoid.

Like this.

Yeah because these things are amazingly sexy.

>nyone resorting to piracy is most likely going to be rather ugly
Now that's just needlessly rude

>Mermaid(male)

It's not even in alpha
You probably started gaming this year

A PC with low settings in other words.

That fatty in the right has a crooked nose, maybe a feature in the game is that you can break noses in combat.... Idk, I was trying to give them the benefit of the doubt. The game, from what I've seen so far looks absolutely atrocious in the 'style' department. Only other thing I can think of to justify the unpleasantness of the image is a possible gameplay feature.

xBONEx*

>thighs and pelvic region
That's cheating. Not even a mermaid at that point.

>E3 gameplay show cases that you can sink player ships
>You have no way of boarding them other than loading yourself into a canon and shooting yourself out
>There is absolutely no reward of any kind in sinking player ships .

I hope this was just for E3

>wanting fish vagina

that's not a merMAID baby, that's a man.

>it still has parted legs on top but they can't be used so there's no reason it should have parted legs in the first place

Kinda makes me angry actually.

>There is absolutely no reward of any kind in sinking player ships .
Your reward is that they don't mess with you while you're on your own objective. I don't think they'll actively reward people for sinking ships. At most you'll probably be able to recover some part of it's cargo and maybe treasury if it didn't sink in deep waters

This.
Also note how the eye patch don't even sit right, the eye supposed to be in the center but it's clearly too low (the eye patch is actually at the right position, it's the other eye that's too height).

Looks like amature modelers desu.

Fuck, I see it. That's retarded.

>You can make your character as hideous as possible.

So like real life pirates?

Either this post is from a dyke or some anarcho-punk skinhead.

Its to get access to the pusy

>Sink ship.
>have some gold added to your inventory.

Thats all they have to do to save it. Otherwise there is no point in fighting other players

Kids, stop complaining

That's not a maid

>no point in fighting other players
How about fun and removing competition?
Having some lousy meaningless rewards for actually playing the game is what cod started doing in multiplayer games, worked for all the 12 year olds

This is a Japanese mermaid.

How is it fun if you gain nothing from it? Its just a waste of time then

That's unfortunate.

I'd drink that stout and I'd make that fish pregnant. Who here can judge me for it?

Are you retarded?
What do you get for playing any video game?

Fish can't get pregnant

This is a Japanese pirate

I'd judge you for getting my wife pregnant

Progression within that game until completion

...

The mermaid drinks stout, user

i believe it

i would literally buy the recent KOF game if she could be in it

...

It's a portrait
She might have ordered them to do it how she wanted or she'd kill them

Why do they become bald when their heads are turned? Is the hair just a glamour?

And that what makes game fun to you?
Not actual gameplay, story, interactions you experience but the fact that you can progress, unlock few gun attachments and maybe get all achievements?

It's a design document you mongoloid, the hair would get in the way of the design if it was HE'S ONTO US LADS, TELLWYN, GLADEBORN GET THE LONGBOWS NOW

>I can' discuss this without framing everything I dislike as COD

Grow up

>It's ruin my post thus it's a lie

>a mermaid that you ca actually fuck

i just became a jap loving fuck.

Didn't she used to be a prostitute? She's hardly typical

To be fair, she's a modern-day pirate who came from a rich French family and commandeered a submarine as her vessel. She has her own crew, and she fights using her family's variant of Savate.

>grow up
Nice argument. I was using cod as an example because it's what you want, a carrot on a stick for player rewards

>2017
>Ruby Heart not in MvC
It hurts

Yes, Ching Shih was a Chinese prostitute who married a pirate captain and inherited his fleet when he died. She went on to become quite possibly the strongest pirate of all time.

I have no problem with this. It's not like pirates were particularly good looking people.

>be a tempteress of the sea
>dont even have a vagina
Kinda makes me angry actually

Bad graphics in a modern game is usually a green flag

Creating Horizon or Battlefront tier graphics costs insane amounts of money and time and most of the time the game has to focus all its development and money on the graphics which results in garbage gameplay.

This is what kills the video game industry because the devs spend all their money and workforce on creating realistic graphics but then put the gameplay to the side, but normies will still buy it because normies only care about super realistic graphics. It's easier to make a shit game with good graphics than a great game with shit graphics.

But a shit game with good graphics will always sell and make profit from normies who buy any garbage with good graphics.

This is exactly the reason why old games are better, because the main focus was on gameplay, and the graphics didn't matter at all.

They probably were smashed with a plank

Wait-a-minute...

It doesn't, though. The model itself is fairly high quality, however the textures and art direction, in general, is bland and ugly.

That art style...

Nah

>Believing chinese mythical people
And their emperors literally came from the gods.

Truth about female pirates have been greatly extaggerated with the years. Take Anne Bonny. She never were some fearsome pirate. But the lover of a pirate captain. When he was executed, she literally lost all influence and had to fuck random jailors until she got pregant to get out of death penality. Then nobody ever heard about her again

I don't normally get triggered by these but this makes me particularly mad for some reason

Why is the game so god damn ugly?

>This is exactly the reason why old games are better, because the main focus was on gameplay, and the graphics didn't matter at all.

The graphics did matter, they always did. Everyone had a hard-on for the 16-bit and later the 32-bit and so forth graphics. Compared to now, the market was smaller, so they had to make great games to make money.

only people complaining about this are shipwrecked goobergaters and anime posters, or both. Whats important is whether I can have fun as a pirate

What the fuck kind of gesture is that thing on the right doing?

No idea. Especially considering how gorgeous Viva Pinata was on all fronts. Muh quirkiness i guess.

>not wanting fish vagine

Seems to be trying way too hard with the quirkiness

It gets so much worse

>It's on Wikipedia it must be true!

>tfw no hot slut mermaid to bang

By Odysseus save us Japan. You're our only hope.

Bet this game doesn't even have loli pirates.

Actually that isn't worse than the other one, which would still insult the brain even if it wasn't drawn in that horrible style and without making the monsters "diverse humans".

Fun fact: The sexuallities on this one were added by some guy on here to make the picture even more outrageous.

I'm guessing sign language, in their headcanon they're all disabled in some way or another because that's the future

So the mom's disability is being Muslim?

And the years start comming and the years start comming and the years start comming so much to do so much to do so much to do so much to do so much to do

Oh wow they actually were able to get Natalie Dormer for this game?

Where is Normal?

This. If I ever hear the developer say "lol fuck graphics, it's for fags, real men care about gameplay", whatever the game that they're making is, it will automatically be on my watch list, even if completely not my type of genre

As someone who has been playing the weekly play sessions, the game is actually very beautiful. Stills don't do the water aesthetics justice, it reminds me of a more cartoony Dishonored in terms of female characters.