Are you happy yet yuropoors? Are you finally fucking satisfied...

Are you happy yet yuropoors? Are you finally fucking satisfied? There is now literally NO REASON not for you all not to like the Switch anymore.

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I might unironically get this.

I didnt like the new frostbite engine. The way it's animated looks like shit.

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>playing video games outside
uhh switch is still a piece of shit

everyone who loves to get together with the bros to play fifa on the weekend already has a ps4

>no story or pro clubs modes
Nah, i'll stick with the PS4 version

Calls us Europoors. Switch is way more expensive in Europe than USA land...
Also I don't care about sports games unless you count Mario Kart.

None of my friends have enjoyed Fifa 17 as much as previous games. Neither have I. I wont be getting 18. I have no doubt they will, but they'll drop it after a month or two again.

>Being THAT GUY with the switch version when everyone else is playing it on PS4 or Xbone
No thanks.

cuck

I don't want to buy a console that I can play somewhere else.

>suprisingly
why? soccer games are not power consuming, never where. and they worked on 2 button systems in the 80's.

Yeah AXE also gets me all the girls and Red Bull gives me wings

>all those brown eyes
meanwhile ps4 and pc gamers all have blonde hair and blue eyes

>he plays fifa for the story

u can bitch about the switch, but it still has a 1-up on xbone,ps4,and pc.

I don't, I play it for pro clubs

>PS4
>blonde blue eyes
No

ps4 is the most popular system in europe along with pc, my dude

switch owners are brown eyed freaks like the pic you just posted

It doesn't even have 1 game

Football (and yes football not soccer) games can play on a fucking potato.
Also the only people who like sports video games are fucking cunts, betas and normies. So GTFO with your trash.

>Europe
>White

EA has a habit of fucking over ports on Nintendo systems.

why does it even matter if they are brown or not

Wrong pic.

>Europe
Yes, PS4 is popular with Muslims.

>sports

International superstar soccer for the n64 is good.

GTFO inferior little shit
True gamers are Mediterranean.

A high quality Fiffer for a portable console does sound pretty amazing.

Wow I should get a Switch, maybe I can play some fifa against neymar

You can dress up a chimp all you want.
I don't see blond hair or blue eyes.

lmao

GDP says it all, friend

>a chimp
>australian
You're a dumb cunt, aren't ya little ahmed

>UK is 87% white
>mfw US is only 72% white

lol

>Full Ultimate Team
>2 players on one handheld.
I can see this being very sucessful

people with brown eyes are inferior. you literally have negro blood

>Having a defect and not having perfect brown eyes

>anglos
>white

>America used to be 0% white
>now is at 72% white

>UK used to be 100% white
>now is at 87%

>being this mad jelly that you have shitskin eyes instead of god tier blue eyes white dragon

but it plays better on PS4
not to mention PS4 is much cheaper

So Australia wins again?

It'd most likely be about 95% if you removed London

>australian
>descendents of prisoners exiled from europe

Truly shining examples of the human race!

>72%

it's actually 52% if you count hispanics as white.

2001 census
UK: 85% (+2%)
US: 75% (-3%)

Tell me more!

America was also mostly populated by transported criminals, you know.

I'm not sure if memes or Yuropoor education

how does this work exactly?

>how does this work exactly?
by you not being white

I sure do love me some video games!

>Football (and yes football not soccer)
What did he mean by this?

NASA is no longer relevant and Europe started leading science with shit like CERN.

America leads the world in social sciences. Go you guys I guess?

>There is now literally NO REASON not for you all not to like the Switch anymore.
fuck off you worthless retard

Calling football soccer while calling the game you 99 % of the time carry the egg in your hands football is retarded

Why do guys like you disregard whatever education doesn't fit your narrative? Fuck your white supremicist BS.

why do you care so much about superficial aspects?

The euros who buy switch don't play fifa.

It's still vastly inferior to the PS4/Xbox One versions, not only is it graphically much worse but it's also lacking game modes. Fat fucks on Sup Forums seem to think that people buy new consoles just to play yearly sports games, when they've got it completely the wrong way round: people buy yearly sports games because they already have the console for it.

they are technically both football because British were calling every sport you would play without horses a football back then (in 19th centurty I guess)

>fifa switch thread turns into a racewar

>surprisingly well
That's code for "only half-shit", don't get excited

>Some dumb cunt who never plays fifa games says fifa game plays okay despite not knowing what fifa games are supposed to play like

>running a PS3-like version
lol

ALSO
>soccer
lol

>promotional image featuring the B-tier guys paid for by sponsors
Everyone knows Messi is a sonybro and Ronaldo doesn't even play videogames, they're the only ones that move units

It's Sup Forums, what did you expect

>Iniesta and Neymar
>B-tier

Why don't we just stop calling any one sport football and permanently rename association football to soccer and gridiron football to gridder?

Always

Nigga you don't even have to go outside. A lot of the time I just pick the console up and go to a different room or to bed. Comfy as fuck. I'm looking forward to buying a couple of extra docks around the house so I can drop it in any room with a tv.

>Iniesta
>good after 2013
>Nerman
>anywhere near A-tier at any point in his career

They're still some of Barcelona's best players. The current team is a lot weaker than it was 5-10 years ago but to call them B-tier is just silly.

I know you're meming but Neymar is legitimately a world class player and by no means shit but fuck that stupid diving hue

I wanna slam that lamb

It's a game played primarily by shitskins with an inferiority complex, what did you expect?

Why do you idiotic Euros like this stupid shitty game so fucking much that you let it decide every aspect of your retarded lives? This is the only reason why you buy video games; soccer games.

Where did this "Europe only cares about FIFA" meme came from?

*head twitch
user that pic...

Even if Switch had the absolute best version of FIFA available it still wouldn't sell as well as on PS4/PC because Nintendo is a fucking no name brand here

Also, stay mad

European here. I don't care about football. I always snuck out during gym and went home to watch anime.

How is running a port of the downgraded xbox 360 version of FIFA an achievement again

The PAL region is notoriously shit with everything but fifa, there was also a time during the PS2 era where they got lots of obscure jrpgs but those days are long gone

But it's not the real FIFA, it's a Switch version, made for a tablet. ittig.

It's going to be the only FIFA it ever gets so I might as well buy it.

Generalising 500 million people?

That's like saying all Americans are fat while its only the poor ones in my experience.

Why buy the Switch for FIFA when I already own a PS4?

Do you like it? I drew it myself.

Look at the sales charts maybe?

>not having brown eyes and dark blonde hair
Plebs