I give up, these things are not killable...

I give up, these things are not killable, what fucking idiot at nintendo thought putting this enemy in a casual children's game would be a good idea? fucking bullshit tracking, aimbot and one-shots you if you make 1 mistake.

fuck this game, I am downgrading it to a 6/10 because this enemy is actually ruining my enjoyment of the entire game.

Shot it in the eye with an arrow, and cut the legs off with a sword.
Madame INSTALLED

Parrying their laser is the best thing in this game. Especially when you fight like 5 at the same time under the labyrinth

Just fucking parry the shots. These things are embarrassingly weak.

You are not supposed to kill those till mid-high end game.

good luck parrying their laser in master mode lmao

>get two hander
>spin at legs
>win

>he doesn't know the joy of ripping legs off of a spider and watching it frantically look around for you before certain death

hahaha

Eventually, they're pretty fucking easy.

Until then, use a shield to deflect the beams, use arrows top shoot their eyes in slo-mo and cut their legs off.

The great thing about them is how satisfying it is to hunt them down once you got proper equipment.

spent most of my last days of botw bullying gaurdians in hyrule field and castle town. was fun going back in, collecting those new chests and bullying the gaurdians some more yesterday

Please elaborate

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Haven't played it yet, but apparently the timing on the laser is randomized on master mode, so no more pot lidding your way to victory

just get an ancient shield from a shrine, they auto reflect

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Wait where is this?

Killed my first one on the plateau during tutorial by hitting its eye with arrows and striking it with swords while it's stunned

Cmon you can kill them with a lv1 shield lmao, you just parry the laser 3 times and they are dead, i can literally do it with my eyes closed

lol k

I just glided over them.

Forgotten Temple.

I killed one yesterday with a shitty wooden bokoblin shield, they are really easy once you get the timming and the ones without legs die in one reflect.

I think it's a really cool enemy idea, when you start the game, they instantly one shot you, but as you get further and further, you just start knocking then down quickly, it shows progression well.

Is this emulated?

Indeed, went from running away from them as soon as you hear their music to actively seeking them out.

Shoot it in the eye idiot.

Can't kill them that way in master. They will heal it back up

You can kill them with a fucking pot lid. Even a babby could do it.

>Shoot in eye
>Equip 2H sword
>Hold attack to spin-to-win and hack off all the legs

Urbosa's fury will also take them out real quick with this same method.

Just get a horse+master sword/guardian weapon and smack their shit around

>the timing on the laser is randomized on master mode
That doesn't make it impossible.

Nope. Wii U version.

Then shoot it in the eye and beat it to death with a club. Problem solved.

You're a damn casual.

>get to third floor of middle trials
>as soon as I spawn in hear a horn
>look around to see what it was
>bomb arrow explodes next to me but just barely misses

I can beat ANYTHING in this game, but I cannot parry their lasers WHAT SO EVER. I honestly don't believe you can actually parry them because the only way that it could be possible is if was frame-perfect because from the end of the "dings" to it actually firing is basically instant.

>Sup Forums is bad at video games
Who woulda guessed?

What game

>timing on the laser is randomized on master mode

And? I parry as soon as they fire, it works 90% of the time for me. Was I supposed to be counting or something?

How are you supoosed to know that you can parry the laser?

You're not, but it's not required to beat them or to finish the game. It's to reward experimentation

By trial and error user

I want Guardian x Link porn, can't stop imagining it

kys

When you're taught parrying, you're taught that it just werks.
You can parry almost everything, far more things than you can't, so it's worth trying.

You just parry when they shoot the laser you dumb fuck.

The timing on laser is randomized. You can't parry anymore.

as soon as you see the blue light parry and youll reflect

I practiced on a couple of the mini guardians in a shrine, like 100+ times. They only take a fraction of a heart when they get a shot off. The hardest part about parrying them is the difference in timing depending on their distance from you. But you should be able to parry with 95% success if you practice from the same distance.

I was really terrible at it for a long time. I still prefer to slash them up and shoot their eyes rather than risk a parry, just because getting one wrong makes me want to stop playing

Yes you can. You just parry when the laser is fired.

see

WOOOOW

You are actually retarded

I'm pretty sure the timing depends on your distance from the enemy.

>good luck parrying their laser in master mode lmao
bro, I fucked up the standing guardians by the shrine on the plateau on hero mode, with a pot lid
I saved before attempting it

just practise, it's really not that hard once you get it down.
You basically parry just as the lazer is coming out

>Can't kill them that way in master.
you can

>You can parry almost everything, far more things than you can't, so it's worth trying.

If your only experience is getting a shield burned and destroyed by a laser in one shot, then it makes sense to just avoid the shots rather than trying to parry them.

>he can't parry a Guardian's lasers with a pot lid

Apply yourself.

anyone wanna play the 3ds version rn?

The whamming noise the master sword makes when you hack away at their tentacles is beyond satisfying. This game encourages and rewards revenge.

cemu?

I savescum that part

>walk behind a tree
>watch as the guardian gets flustered and meekly comes over to try and reestablish line of sight
>destroy its balancers
>unzips master sword
>plunge to the hilt into the guardians underside while it is unable to right itself
>watch as the guardian frantically looks around unable to do anything else
>make the guardian unwillingly spurt out beams as I keep up the pressure
>finally finish right as the guardian screams out FamiliarNameHere and collect my ancient parts