What are some games so easy that even a toddler would play?

What are some games so easy that even a toddler would play?

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My son would play Tetris, Katamari Damacy, Pikmin 2 and Stardust HD.

Street Fighter V

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Bloodborne

yes goy reading is bad let your kid learn by himself
Better yet, let our professional teachers teach him

My nephew beat Dark Souls last year. He's 8. He just put everything into star and vit and kind of went at it slowly until he just beat it. He missed some optional stuff, and I did have to give him direction at one point, but by Jove, he beat the game. He said it sucked.

minecraft

let him play bloodborne my man

>he said it sucked
>8 year old having a long enough attention span to beat dark souls if they hate it
>tfw dad built a bookshelf mom read to me
I still remember my little sister being born. My father's a doctor so we had her at home, and I remember asking when I was going to get night time story and she said she was a little busy right then.

Overwatch

not video games
why is this shit thread still alive?

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Shame he shares the same namesake as one of the greatest rappers of all time

>daddeh! me wantie a bedtime story!
>n-not now son, mommy is kinda bussy!
>but daddeh!...
>your mother is giving birth right now you little rascal, shut up your whore mouth or I will force you to clean the aftermath!

any nintendo game

I don't fucking care if some jewish bitch think you disadvantage OTHERS when you read to your kids.
I don't fucking care about OTHER kids.
I don't fucking care about other parents.

I only care about MY kids and their future.

Do other kids and their parents care about me and my kids?
Fuck no they don't, why in the fucking world would they?

Fuck jews and their jewish propaganda and pseudo-scientific drivel.

You shouldn't read jewish shit, much less listen to their shit.

Any God of War. They even make the buttons big for you to see just in case you forget what they look like.

Who's this fucking moron?

There are no such games.

Look, I once let a 5 year old play Mario for NES and Crash Bandicoot for PS1. He was so inept it was painful to watch.

I got my NES when I was his age. It was one of the best things ever even though I wasn't so good with games. By age 7 I managed to beat Contra.

That mega drive barney game since you cant lose i think

>da joos
hmm, ok.

FFXV

Who else, eh? What are you, a jew?

Even if it wasn't jews I couldn't give a single toss.

This.

Your babby will destroy Daigo in no time.

(((you)))

Jekyll & Hyde for NES.

Fake and gay.

I grew up with one alcoholic parent who was deep in debt and poverty. I was hungry and alone for my entire childhood. I don't want to hear a damn thing about "Unfair Disadvantages"

You get the hand you're dealt. You can't change that. You can get good cards all night and still lose. It's how you play your hand that matters.
Fucking people these days are spineless.

It says his name right there. Maybe you're the fucking moron. Computers too hard for you to use too?

These If there are any.
Are there any?

Don't be mean, user

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Kirby

solid advice right here.
my father was an alcoholic too user, I know how you feel.

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Micky mouse and the Magical mirror
if you dont find the thing in the room you need it auto walks and grabs it, im not even kidding

i rather have no mans sky or Spore then this game

that's so cute

>study done by the brits
>"don't stop it but at least feel a little bad k?"

It's fucking nothing