Why didn't they kiss, hug, anything?

Why didn't they kiss, hug, anything?
All I want is to be rewarded with some good relationship stuff for completing these stupid games, every time I think they'll finally have them officially get together and Nintendo always blueballs me
Sick of it

>S-SICK OF IT!!1!
>pre-orders next Zelda game

Yeah but they might kiss in the next one

you dont just kiss in kids games

It's cuz Zelda destroyed that boypussy off screen.

It's because of this shit that I swore off Zelda after Twilight Princess
Seriously, at least Mario got a fucking cake

The cake was a lie
xD

Shippingfags are such fucking cancer.

Wow, you mean Zelda and Link don't fuck at the end of this game? Don't own a Switch so legitimately curious here. You'd think there would be some payoff for a game that legitimately sounds like a tedious open world collectathon.

Zelda is the princess of Hyrule, and Link is her protector. Would you go to work and kiss/hug your boss?

Celebrities hook up with their bodyguards all the time.

Yes

Every male who works there wants to fuck my boss. She's such a milf it's distracting

Didn't SS imply that they hook up in the end?
I mean... the surface was not teaming with life at that point.

Well, there is the story DLC so it could still happen.

Botw would have been a better game if they have just made a game similar to OoT.

>instead of navi, Zelda would have been your guide
>the world would be just open enough to allow you go anywhere like in any zelda, but structured so you have nice level design and flow of progress / story.
>dungeons would return and give you actually something to strive for
>have an emotional invemestment with an enemy who actually shows his face throughout the game and taunts the cast
>even more awesome items to find and use in dungeons

It's 2017 and we got the lowest tier of a zelda game.

Is Spirit Tracks the furthest Link has ever got?

There was hand holding in that one

I heard Zelda fucks a black.

no the problem is the shrines are two short. they all need some combat and to be one or two puzzles longer.

In OoT, Link ends up becoming her friend and officially her bodyguard at the end of the game between the events of that and MM

In SS at the end, Zelda implies that they hook up.

Any open positions?

The game has more problems than just the shrines. But the shrines are one of the big problems regardless.

get laid, nerd

Name 5 games made by Nintendo besides Fire Emblem that allowed the protagonist to enter in a romantic relationship, kiss rewards don't count.

ph link marries his zelda.

I don't think Link likes her.
Link is adventure-sexual, and she is a nerd.
That means she doesn't like fuck around, which Link likes

Never stop believing.

DOOON'T STOP BELIEEEVING

They also did in SS.

Skyward Sword is the only one I can think of

So do you think they live in Hateno village after the ganon?

Zelda and Link, best of friends!

Also, Link was forced into one in OoT

You can tell the fall of Nintendo when they redesigned Ruto.

mario

cheek kiss doesnt count, even your granpa kissed you that way, kids hate that kiss

Probably while they rebuild Hyrule Castle and Castle Town. They bang for sure.

I hope we get to play as zelda in the DLC

She tells him she loves him once you beat the game.

Source: Master Sword memory

>put a tablet IN THE GAME to reflect the game's intended use of gamepad features
>game gets up-ported to a new console that also has a tablet gamepad
>remove features for this reason
I'll never understand this.

I actually prefer when games/movies/books/manga don't feel like if there are two people of the opposite sex within 3 feet of each other, they absolutely have to fall in love, get married, and have kids. It's especially boring as shit in the horror survival genre when you can just look for the most attractively designed grill and say "Yeah, she's going to survive until the end and is a love interest".

Not everyone needs to get their fucking dick wet. Jesus.

Link interacts with other females, I just want him to interact with Zelda sexually

yeah this was retarded af. It was clear the mechanics were made specifically for the gamepad. Especially switching inventory on the fly. Instead, we had to fiddle with menus all over the place when that could have been reduced by a simple touch screen. Fuck Nintendo.

They're implied to be brothers and sisters. They look the same in most works and oot even states two kidnapped kids. Meaning link is related to zelda.

link is zeldas knight, man. theyre just friends.
also, every game has scores of far finer bitches throwing themselves at link.
if you seriously want zelda over malon, ruto, saria, paya, marin, or any of the dozens of others, i dont know what to tell you.

so?

>oot even states two kidnapped kids
shut the fuck up. you havent played oot if thats what you fucking think. I fucking knew was full of casual nongamers who praise botw

Link didn't have time to smash because he had to go look for the rest of the Koroks.

You're retarded, in BotW Zelda wants to be with Link
They're not related

Nah you are stupid. Stay buuthurt.

>Why don't post-Yamauchi games evoke any sense of emotion
Because they're made to be as marketable as possible in an era of media where emotion is generally not considered as easily marketed as other aspects.

You are related. No zelda game is about romance.

But in Twilight Princess Link got the girl.
It was worst girl, but it was the girl he was after since the beginning.

>You are related
To Zelda or Link?
>No zelda game is about romance
kek, guess you didn't read her diary

You're starting 15 feet ahead of the starting line, OP. Link has to actually be a character, and Zelda a likable character. It might also help both their cases if the story and world they inhabited was better than the nothing it is.

As soon as he took her ass home he left the village. Probably trying to find another way to the Twilight realm so he could get him some Midna.

Skyward Sword kinda is.

Expecting romance as a reward shows just how much of a toxic masculinity problem gaming has, even in 2017

Because Paya is the superior waifu.

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Link doesn't want her, he wanted Urbosa.

you are objectively wrong but I respect your opinion.

>wanting a dirty sand jew

Link is my gf

>after Twilight Princess
>he never wanted her
>she smashed the mirror to go back

>after Link's Awakening
>he wanted her
>she was seagull all along

>after Breath of The Wild
>childhood friends NEVER win
>he didn't remember anyway
>Zelda wasn't giving up the Linkbowl for anyone

>after Skyward Sword
>HOLY SHIT THE PAIRINGS MIGHT HAPPEN
>NOPE sealed away because MUH PROPHECY

>after OOT
>Saria was one sided
>Ruto knew it was never meant to be
>Nabooru got GOT by the witches
>future Zelda got time-cockblocked

It was never meant to be. Fuck off with your MUH OH TEE PEAS unless you are Hylian Goddess reincarnations.

BotW implies they hook up at the end too but like SS it doesn't show anything

Link is for sidon only

teeming

I always wished that after she uses the tear to start breaking the mirror, it would go back to gameply like hl2 so you could hurry and clawshot your way through before it broke if Midna was your favorite girl.

But Nintendo hates choice.

Why didn't Zelda just put all the memories and the master sword in the shrine of resurrection? When did she have time to do all this shit, anyway? I mean not that Calamity Ganon was even a threat...

Zelda literally gains her powers because of her love for Link.

And BotW has tons of romance in it, you attend a wedding for Christ's sake

The memories are all on the Sheikah slate, she did leave it at the shrine of Resurrection

>tumbrl nose

Boom

It has a wedding, it doesn't have romance. Even marriages that end in divorce generally begin with romance. Not all, but I can only assume most do.
BotW is all about everything happening off-screen. Calamity happens off-screen (and barely at all), Character Development... well that doesn't happen at all, except in the totally exclusive completely optional DLC pack (where it probably won't happen either). You don't actually see the romance between the two characterless vessels that get married, it happens while you're doing fetch quests.

>start wind waker
>instead of zelda, main character is called josh

SS was way more clear, Link and Zelda couldn't stop smiling at each other and had scenes like this
BotW's Zelda also loved Link but Link mostly comes across as a perfect knight without the kind of affection for Zelda shown in SS. BotW's Zelda would probably lock that shit post game though.

>game by Japanese people
>Showing some kind of affection

Off all the games you could bring this complaint up you choose the one where Link learns that his childhood crush loved him and literally intended to propose to him before she died.

Mipha+Link 4 eva

Urbosa shipped Link x Zelda

She kept the one that mattered hidden tho. I kind of assumed she "planted" the memory spots, because she evidently knows that they exist and are magic or some shit, since she specifically tells Impa to keep the last one the one that isn't entirely about her dumb ass a secret until he (Link) goes to these specific spots and has some magical recollection.
I mean how did she even know Link had lost his memory? Why even separate Link and the Master Sword? It was well established that if either one is found (by what, exactly? Ganon's minions aren't exactly scouring the land) then all hope is lost, which is ironic because that actually isn't true gameplay-wise.

Link never loved Mipha

I don't think so.

WHERE DO YOU FIND THE ROM FOR TWILIGHT PRINCESS I CAN'T FIND IT ANYWHERE ON THE INTERNET

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