Who is the best character in all of video games? Pic is my vote

Who is the best character in all of video games? Pic is my vote.

funny as he was designed to mock the american stereotype
>fat
>jew
>ugly
>arrogant
>idiotic

no. he's sexy, rich, owns a castle and knows how to properly pleasure a man

Strong
Successful
Lots of friends from all places
Pretty cool guy who doesn't afraid of anything

wrong, he was made to be a foil to Mario; extreme in his flaws and opposite in all other qualities.

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t. Fat Americans.

God bless America and nowhere else.

What kind of waitress would eat the chicken tendies that I ordered!?

You can make fun of him all you want.
Nigga is more successful then the red hat could ever be.

WHY CANT I FIND A WARIOWORLD ROM
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Mario went to space without a helmet, he's a god.

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He did that because he was already dead.
Wario always wins sweetie

>sweetie
I want the meme generation to leave

lil' cupcake over here gettin flustered :3

Nah man Sup Forums already agreed Wario is /ourguy/

>O shit

Agreed. Why does Miyamoto hate him? Because Yokoi embarrassed him with the Virtual Boy?

Thats a good guess really.
I hope Nintendo gives us a new warioland soon

We fucked your gook tribe once we can do it again

I just want a life-sized model of the Doll in my room already.

Except he's German just listen to his voice tracks

I'd post her but she's my waifu.

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>Wario and Samus created by the same guy
Does he still work for Nintendo? What did he do, fuck miyamoto's wife?

Shake It! and Master of Disguise will be Wario' s legacy. With Rhythm Heaven replacing WarioWare, he will now be known to kids as Waluigi's fat boyfriend.

He's dead.

Shake It is fine.

Gunpei Yokoi didn't create them, it was some other guy whose name I can't remember.

>tfw you will never be an American
>tfw you will always be forced to live in the shadow of such a great country ruling the world
>go on to anonymous image board to express my envy towards this country but disguise it as hate

Makoto Kano designed Samus, and Yokoi designed Wario.

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Wikipedia says both were designed by Hiroji Kiyotake.

This life sized or life sized real version?

Reminder that wario won the banner contest over stupid wojak posters

Young>old>kid>fugly
Call me a man with no taste, go ahead

>This fat Jewish fuck got some sweet loli pussy

How does he do it?

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believe it's ranked that way because it's Wario's taste in women. basically he likes older gals

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Wait, but I said the younger is better than older

If I were to be honest, the life sized version shown on the image. She looks much more comfier like that.

I like butterball faces, but that might be a bit much for me.

Sorry I was talking about the game endings.

How's this face instead?

kek

Yes, but its also weird to have a fat girl with a slim looking face.

I have the image just for you then.

thanks.

No problem.