Confession thread

Confess your vidya sins

If a game doesn't get going within the first 5 minutes and give me actual gameplay, I generally lose interest. I no longer have patience to sit through half an hour of tutorials and cutscenes.

I have a MGS tattoo but I never finished MGSV.

I spent money on Star Citizen.. A lot

I had to spend like $2000 on microtransactions before learning my lesson. Now I don't even play a game if it has that shit.

I'm a fucking retard.

Are you still hyped? Hopeful?

No and I tried to get a refund but they told me no.

lol

What ships do you own? The best stuff?

I am bad at videogames.

neither did kojima

We knew that already.

I've never played a Final Fantasy and I've never played a Zelda until LBW. I like JRPGS but FF just never appealed to me and Zelda I can't explain honestly.

>video game tattooos

i liked battleborn

I know Sup Forums despises tattoos but I have a full sleeve and thought it would be cool to add a tattoo of Solid Snake's legs poking out of a cardboard box at the top of my tricep. I didn't just get the one MGS tattoo, I know that doesn't make it any better but whatever.

Is there any bigger sign of a closet fag than tattoos, let alone a whole sleeve? Absolutely pathetic. Just come out already, we're accepting of gays.

Source on that picture?
Is this the guy who killed people for the mob?

>if I don't like it then it's automatically gay
faggot

I played MGs when I was younger and never picked up the series afterwards. From everything I've seen on Sup Forums about where everything went, I have no qualms saying that kojima is a hack and that most people like the games in spite of the story.

I had a dream, where i went to an haunted house, where every wall was full of paintings of Um Jammer Lammy porn, with the exception of one being 3D/SFM porn of Wario, where he had a hyper ass.
In the next night, i had another Wario dream where he and Ashley were sharing a bad and Ashley begged Wario to fuck her, while she kept crying and Interstellar music was playing in the background and Wario was bored and like "meh, no" (they also had different personalities and voices).
Then, the dream took place in a morning where Wario and Mona were having a regular breakfest and it turns out the dream portrayed the characters as a family of a father, mother and daughter.

Eeh, I beg to differ. True fags know that tattoos are disgusting and would never have them done.

You clearly never seen a single gay porn.

hi Randy

kek

I lost that one game in sf on purpose so brad could make me suck his dick.

t. Sleeve tattoo owner

Have you guys ever heard awkward video game related dreams?

I get some kind of extra enjoyment out of certain games if they're considered notably bad (sub 60 metascore or a general opinion that matches that). Especially long JRPGs. The closest thing I can describe it to is morbid curiosity.

It's not enough to make me love a game on its own, but some of my favourite games do fit the description and part of why I like them is their obtuseness and unique elements.

How did you manage to convince yourself that spending almost $9000 on the game would be worth it?

That sounds pretty normal OP. Too many games and so little time.