This is a thread about Chocobos, which game has your favorite Chocobos and do they go kweh or wark

This is a thread about Chocobos, which game has your favorite Chocobos and do they go kweh or wark
Even this horrible little potato man likes Chocobos, are you worse than a potato?

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Chocobo Tales is one of the best FF spinoffs.

>create a beta
>call it Alpha
?

It's alpha cause it's the weakest. Omega is the strongest.

>First boss is called Alt Right

LOL

I'm debating on turning my lizard into a Lalafell, from one meme to another. Do they look good in armor, and can they be taken seriously in cutscenes?

>Fav Chocobos
Any game really. Best part of FF, DESU. We need giant baby chickens IRL.
>Kweh or Wark
Wark.

>discrete xiv thread

saged. please fuck off to your containtment thread stupid fucking moronic delusional shills.

No and no, and the way the camera is angled in half the cutscenes only the top of your head will be visible

The fuck are you talking about retard, this thread is about Chocobos
Can't you read?

Watch out guys the Sup Forumsinquisition is onto us

I'm amused that they're even better at sniffing these out than people who wanted to talk about XIV.
Really makes you think what drives a person to be that butthurt and autistic.

OUT OF MY MOTHAFUCKAS

And why haven't you finished getting all your delta drops yet?

WHy would that person be the autistic one, you legit make these threads 3 times a day, you literally have a containtment thread in this board

go there and shill the game in it, you make threads here just to start a war against wow thats legit every thread please just fuck off.

I have literally never played or cared about WoW, and I can't for the life of me understand why idiots keep bringing it up in an unrelated thread. Idiots like you.

Because I rolled an 84 on the minion and lost it

>war against wow
Look at this paranoid retard and laugh
Now guys do you like your Chocobos fat or thin

Chocobo Racing was one of my favorite games on the PS

this is why ur threads get saged and deleted morons

you can say wahteaver you want but if you just make 20 threads a dayu spamming retarded shit about wow why not do it in your cotnaintment board


u have a brain that u use to shitpost on the internet

why not use it to think for once

>you make threads here just to start a war against wow
WoW was mentioned in the title because flamewars are encouraged on Sup Forums; having WoW makes it practically immune to deletion. Making a thread with just [video game title] would get it deleted.

That has to be the shittiest attempt at falseflagging I've ever seen in my life.
Nobody ever talks about WoW in XIV threads.

Nigger the only one talking about wow or even brought it up in the first place is you
Now fuck off, we're talking about chocobos

Now how where the in tactics, I never used them

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>/ctt/ and /sgdq/ aren't generals
>this thread somehow is though

These threads used to not touch wow with a 10 foot pole. Then the retarded jealous janny and his slave went and deleted them en masse.

Through trial and error and various OP masking techniques people figured out that threads that start by shitting on wow or just mentioning it in the OP post mysteriously don't get deleted because wow generals are perfectly ok on Sup Forums. Some retards never caught on and still think their game is being mocked.

which chocobo spinoff games are the best?

I just don't get why 24/7 FF heroes threads are 100% allowed but XIV threads aren't even though we had an expac release like 3 weeks ago.

Can a mod just explain this bullshit to me?

Bobby Corwen is the best Chocobo.

Ignoring all the 14 bullshit, the frocobo in 13 is cute af and the best part of that trainwreck

13's chocobo looked like shit.

I like the one the black guy in 13 has

the fully grown chocobos do, I'm talking about the chick that lives in sazh's afro

Does Omega Normal feel way easier than Alex Normal to anyone else? We had people wiping to Pepsi Man for like a week but everyone just facerolled Omega.

>We had people wiping to Pepsi Man for like a week
what shit server were you on?

Alright I'm exaggerating a bit.

It's supposed to be Creator level

The only explanation points to a rule that was created years ago that has somewhat lost its purpose here since there are many many "generals" on Sup Forums at all times. This will always be the case since it is still vidya and incites discussion and there should be a statement made about it. Maybe allowing more than one general at a time on /vg/ that could split the people who want to talk about certain topics.

>that person
lol

>mfw Tree Man

Tudum tudum tutudum durumrumrum KWEEEE

this trend of making a FF thread and then talking about XIV is annoying 2bh

Also pic related

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I'm convinced that 50k midare crits are a shitty meme
Looking at ACT data of a BiS player they still have trouble getting to 18k on a normal hit.
To even reach 40k+ you need to direct crit while the rest of the party sucks your dick at the same time
Completely unrealistic

So with the FF5 pandering going on in Deltascape, which games do you hope the 2nd and 3rd tier of Omega tackle? I would like to fight Zeromus and Chaos, personally.

Waiting on the porn dump.

they go wark
Got no favorite really

this wouldn't be a problem if the mods simply let us have 1 ffxiv thread on Sup Forums and they actually ban bait posts and shitposting instead of deleting the entire thread

Is the sand puzzle in O3 the same every time?

Are you sure this isn't a thinly veiled FFXIV thread?

Boko > Choco > Black Chocobo > Bobby Corwen

Fiddle de Chocobo is best song

>Go on the official forums
>All these fucking WoWfugees asking about "why does such and such appear"
>"I don't get the reference!"
I should have known better.

>your average blizzard fanboy

>The raid tier is literally just a giant tournament arc to determine THE STRONGEST BEING IN THE UNIVERSE
>The big boss can recreate enemies from any of the final fantasy games and make you fight them

This shit is hype, I'm a lot more excited now that we have really no idea what's coming with each new tier

And whatever it is, at least it's not FUCKING GOBBOS AND THEIR INFINITE RETARDATION.

Its just fate/extra the raid.

Why are you not posting in your proper board?

It would be great if they would consistantly ban you every time you make this shitty thread.

>now that we have really no idea what's coming with each new tier
Have you seen the last cutscene? Neo exdeath O8 for sure.

Actually the only thing xv did decent werethe chocobos. I really wanted one in real life. Besides that they've only just been annoying and needed them to get you certain inaccessible places such as FF4. FfX chocobos were aite but all the minigsme stuck to them were annoying.

So reused goods to make profit with very little to no effort.

>tfw 0:00:00 in THAT minigame in the original version
>had to do it again for the plat in the remaster

Yes, they are literally taking old snes sprites and putting them in the game.
Idiot.

no, lalafells will forever look retarded in cutscenes
the fucking walk up to nidhogg should have had him laugh his fucking ass off at your fucking baby waddle

1 bolt, 1 spring, a lens and a crank. So I can get 2 more pieces of gear next week if I'm lucky.

Alpha testing comes before beta testing, mr tech illiterate.

Am I supposed to be excited? I mean its cool and all, but alex was more memorable in its first tier. Had cooler environments too, i mean with these floating arenas you couldve told me this was part of void ark or something and i wouldve been like 'yeah ok whatever'.

I guess its because im a wowfugee.

midare is a meme

>Motherfucking Exdeath

Holy shit lads

Actually, we only pretend to start wars against WoW because the only way the janitor lets the threads stay up is when we make it a WoW vs FF14 discussion. We don't actually talk about or shit on WoW in them though, it's just a pretense.

>weave shinten and even seigan
>come out only slightly ahead of midare spammers
REEEEEEEEEEE

At what point in the story do you get a Chocobo mount? I just joined the 7 cocksuckers and still nothing yet.

>not liking gobbies

>I guess its because im a wowfugee.

You answered yourself. Any FF fan would be wetting his pants.

I wanna see doomtrain again

it was at lvl 20 as grand company sidequest iirc

and he went down with 0 wipes

anyone else pretend that lalafells in this game are like bravely default characters where they're adults but they're comically downsized

t. Brayflox

Congratulations, you just proved that you are more clueless than that forum poster in your picture.

YOU are the one who doesn't get the reference he's talking about, which is that the boss of Labyrinth of the Ancients used to be called Acheron due to translational liberties, but it was changed when trash mobs called Acheron appeared in Syrcus Tower. Now ANOTHER type of enemy called Acheron has showed up, which is funny.

But you didn't get that did you, newcomer-babby.

youtube.com/watch?v=PiBGFweyhOE

Moogles are better than Chocobos, Just saying.

Fug, I'm a bit past 20 and never did that. Where would you find that?

>implying
there's still around 7 rift bosses, not counting Omega or Shinryu, and like 3 locations

I just got a bolt from O1. Does this mean I cant get any loot for the remainder of the week or just not from that boss?

>50-60 AST job quest is still Leveva nearly getting kidnapped by EBIL FOREIGNERS every single time

You are the one who needs to pay attention. Neo Exdeath is in Savage V4 which comes out in two weeks.

no more loot from that boss

You think they gonna add phase 3? I hope so.

Just from that boss

Just not from that boss

Also bolts are borderline worthless because you can get the same ilvl uncapped from Sri Lakshmi Extreme, but fuck if I didn't get them this week anyways.

SCH mains unite

>we get Garland
ILL CRUSH YOU

/xivg/ is like 80% cuteposting it's pretty sad

How fun is D3 Savage going to be

thanks guys
i just found it weird I got another different piece from O2 with a green checkmark when I rolled but I didnt receive it in my inventory

But will he knock us all down?

The main quest has to be level 20, not you. you go see 3 speeches, pick a gay army (adders) then get enough seals to earn a chocobo

>Garland
>Crushing people
You faggot, he's gonna KNOCK US ALL DOWN!

Most of the big name rift bosses have been used elsewhere, the only significant one left is Necrophobe. And the final area of the dungeon is already used for Shinryu.

The next tier COULD be Gilgamesh+Necrophobe, but it seems more likely it'll be from another game.

>you learned Gravity
Are you fucking kidding me