Why did Splatoon flop so hard?

Why did Splatoon flop so hard?

It did?

when are you having your bag of dicks and crows?

No.

It only sold 3 million. A game needs to sell at least 6 million to be a success.

sad.

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Splatoon looks like the shovelware aimed at children that plagued the Wii. And I say this as a Wii owner. Same applies to Arms. They even share the complexity of those shovelware titles.

Play a real shooter/fighter.

Can't afford a switch at the moment

Splatoon 2 will sell at least 2.5x as much

>aimed at children
You can't be this naive

>shovelware tier squid loli shooter sells more than sony's crown jewel

That and it ripped off an Xbox 360 game called Color Wars.

desu I would've pre-ordered it, but rent is more important

It flopped so hard it's not even going to get a sequel or port. It died as soon as it arrived.

Callie is cute.

Because Nintendo isn't selling Squid artbooks.

I saw a couple of Splatoon Artbooks around.

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DICKS AND CROWS

^ Single most adorable animation related to Splatoon...Then the artist adopted a REALLY ugly style.

It's around 5 million, mentally retarded friend.

show me

Why did Force Awakens bombed in box office?
Why Call of Duty franchise was complete disaster?
Why SWTOR was shut down 1 month after release?

Did we do all of this, Sup Forums?

>YOU'RE A SQUID KID
>Marketed AT children
You're the one that is naive here.

I know this is a shitpost but if anyone actually takes this as fact, it sold 5 million on a console with a 14 million install base.

I can't wait for her to become an adult.

Well, not ugly, just not as...appealing.

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That's tumblr alright

>implying you understand even the basics of modern marketing

no that's ugly

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It sold 5 million on the Wii U, which only sold 13 million units.
What are these arbitrary goals you're setting?

>Why did splatoon flop?
>Why is a new game if a game that flopped being released?

Really makes you think

Octopus > Kidwards

>A game needs to sell at least 6 million to be a success.
Correction a AAA game needs to sell 6m to be a success.
Which is why Bloodborne is a flop but Splatoon was a success.

Why didn't you save her?

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I fought for Marie. I didn't know she'd give it all up for the inferior sister

I fought on Callie's side so I'm going to be legit RPing a vengeance campaign in online if she isn't saved.

If we were to get another crossover like this, what would it be with?

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Square-Enix pls go.

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