Why are you playing video games instead of getting married?

Why are you playing video games instead of getting married?

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Why are you reminding me how much of a desperate failure I am?

>The girl doesn't have a dick
fake

Too autistic to find a BF.

Implying my girlfriend doesn't wear less clothes then me when laying around the house. I at least wear a shirt.

Not good looking enough and no will to tryhard like a normie faggot.

I tried getting married once but all the people I asked said no.

Cause I'm spic and I don't have to worry about my race going extinct

Desperate
Your turn

Lazy, I like my solitude, and most women are shit to be around if you aren't actively fucking them.

Is this really true?
I had a dream last night where I saw a girl that I talked to a dozen times in high school and now I feel very lonely. Is it not overrated?

But I'm doing both, user.

>Your turn
I'm a desperate failure

I recently got out of jail for killing my wife, marriage isn't good.

Most relationships seem great for a while and turn to shit, but if you find the right person it's worth every bit of pain and loneliness it took to get there. That's really rare though sadly, but it does exist.

I find that living vicariously through various media makes me happy enough
Yep, I'm totally content
Never better, on the top of the world haha
Kill me

Desperate

Desperate
Nah. Having kids is nice.

Too socially awkward and emotionally damaged from past relationships to commit to someone anymore.

Right now fapping, working, and indulging in hobbies til I die alone seems to be the go-to plan.

the image in op is right
its what my gf and me did before fireworks today
that free Kirby co-op game is decent

I've had a consistent boyfriend for 9 years since highschool. We meet up, have sex, and play videogames every week together. I don't see the point of getting married considering that would put me at risk of challenging my trust fund with his school debt. I help him with any and all monetary concerns with repayment and he builds/maintains my computer so I can continue to vidya.

this is the purest comment in the thread

congratulations user
please excuse my reddit spacing
and lack on punctuation

Is that what people tell themselves when they try dating different girls? Or are they just looking to fuck?
26 year old virgin here who's never been on a date or used any dating sites before.

>implying those sluts deserve my affection after how mean they were to me in high school
>implying i care about women
>implying women aren't the vaginal jew trying to control me

Is gay marriage legal in every state? I forget.

Loneliness is a huge problem. If you aren't a long way away on the enlightenment train, you'll just suffer and it will only get worse as the years go on.

But I don't do either of those
And all I do is complain on Sup Forums about it

these comics always imply both people are disgusting so they should be disgusting forever but what the fuck kind of message is that.

They need to stop drinking and clean up

I'm doing both, lmaoing at your lives losers

>working

spotted the normie, you are committed to someone if you're employed

Dunno, I get to kill people online with little effort and don't see the need to change anything.

Wtf, don't lmao @ my life, you cunt
Stop right now!

I can't find a girl who just wants to be lazy and chill with me. All the dates I've had got fed up with me not being adventurous enough or wanting to go places

>attractive girl
>happy to be with a poor skinnyfat guy who seems to be living in borderline poverty and spends his time playing video games instead of figuring out how to get ahead in his career do he can move on up in the world
In what reality?

It honestly feels like torture. My family, the only ones I can talk to about this, don't sympathize with me. They think its a phase or I'm doing it to myself.

That's it, keep enabling yourself

How do you go from chatting in a friendly manner with someone to mutual flirting while on a date? As silly as it sounds, this is what I keep getting hooked up on.

How are his eyebrows that far up into his hair?

Just take em by the hand and say "You're mine now."

Do you have personal experience with it?
I haven't had a friend in 8 years and never a girlfriend but I've always been worried that one day it'll start hitting me hard.

Because women don't want to marry me.

Dunno why you could do one, but not the other. What, exactly, is snagging you?

>attractive

She's a dirty slob who happens to not be fat.

It would be somewhat plausible if the girl was a blob.

I had that for 4 years, but when you need to grow career-wise and the other person isn't keeping up, shit happens.

This comic is so far up its own ass holy shit.

Nobody needs to be reminded that being alone sucks.

Is this what relationships are like? Playing singleplayer games but with someone next to you doing completely different?
And why is she wearing socks?

>le messy single house meme
I am a single guy but I keep my house clean, damn.

You don't. If you're interested make it sort of obvious from the beginning so you set the tone then dial up as you see fit as time progresses. If she's not down then at least you can move on without a doubt.

Perhaps he doesn't know how to flirt.
Why don't you show him?

unrealistic because the girl needs to be fatter, make her have tattoos too. hell make the guy skinnier too except for his potbelly. then again poor men have a harder time getting girls than men who are better off unless you are a supreme gentleman. also add the girlfriend's son in there too, and no im not memeing its really more realistic for the people who can't find dates.

Women these days are either emotionally unstable and crave attention 24/7 while being clingy as shit and constantly needing encouragement just to do the simplest of tasks due to parental issues or being raised wrong OR are spoiled rotten by their parent's lack of care to teach their child how to restrain themselves and are completely untrustworthy and unable to hold a relationship because if you're not satisfying them enough then they have no problem moving to another guy for short-term gratification instead of trying to foster a meaningful and long-term relationship.

The only form of social bonding that holds any meaning these days is comradery and special interest groups and cliques because long-term relationships as a whole is now being under social fire and scorn by the entire European and American liberals.

There was a time where I thought that getting a chill gf to play games with and have a relationship with was a possibility but after watching my friends and being in two relationships myself I can say that unless you literally have something that you can either A) blackmail the girl or B) have enough money to buy her interest, you are pretty much just a stepping stone in someone else's life.

Guys aren't that far from them either but at least they have the self-awareness and dignity to attempt to make an effort to have a healthy relationship.

This is what I have observed and experience but at the same time I probably and giving a skewed view because I recognize, acknowledge and actively accept that love in and of it's own right is less of a greater power and more of a chemical reaction that happens in my brain to try and convince me that spending my time and energy with someone other than myself is a good thing and I'll like it when in reality absolutely nothing I do is actually meaningful to myself because unless I want kids (which I don't) spending my time with a female is absolutely meaningless unless they start up the conversation.

Checkmate fags.

>but when you need to grow career-wise and the other person isn't keeping up, shit happens.
Well you didn't value the relationship much to begin with.

>it's exactly the same but you now have to clean your house and take care of yourself
Dating fact

I can't get it up

Clearly written by a woman

Why would I want to get married when I could play video games?

I'm American. A girl not being fat is far more than I could ever hope for.

>it's a Sup Forumsirgins can't help but respond to the same shitty bait OP episode
>tfw no gf

I'm a huge weirdo

That's exactly it unfortunately but they pay half the bills and bang you (but less and less as time goes on)

>believing in the maternal jew
No.

Because I like meat too much

i hated this when i had a girlfriend. why the fuck would i want someone lingering around while i'm doing something by myself? it makes me uncomfortable

>wanting more responsibility

There's a reason why people drink and look sad at the same time.

What's the best way to set the tone like that?

>Try to go from friend to relationship with girl
>Get shot down
>Chatting happily with a girl with no motive other than communicating with another human
>Friend, of course afterwards, tells me that they were totally into me

Having no ability to read intentions of other people is hell.

a minimum wage job or something one or two dollars more than that isn't what I would call thinking about career, its a job where you can't basically ever move up unless you were hired to fill that position from the get go or you have the social/leadership skills for it

Because opposites attract

>not being adventurous enough or wanting to go places

This really is the biggest problem. I just want to have a nice home life.

...

I'm not sure how you could snag a date without some sort of flirtation. It's literally just saying what's on your mind, but in a way that isn't offensive. Instead of, "damn, look at them tiddies!" you just find a way to work a compliment into conversation. Back when I was 21, I picked up a chick at Jiffy Lube simply by mentioning that I was going to a friend's to celebrate my birthday, and told her that she must have to do that a lot, too. Then she told me she didn't anymore because she was 30. I literally just said, "you must get carded all the time."

Got her number in the time it took me to get an oil change. She was a wild ride, too.

Free women avoid me but taken women like hanging out with me
I have given up

My dream is to become decently wealthy, but deny the pussy of golddiggers as a very obvious male.

I wish I knew. All the women I've tried to get with have ended up train wrecks. Yet some girl on campus who I have no romantic interest in clings to me, refuses to let me go when I need to go to class, etc. despite the fact all I ever do is tell her she needs to pay attention in class, drink more water so she won't fucking dehydrate and pass out in the middle of the parking lot, and vaguely tell her I'm "too busy" to hang out when all I want to do is curl up in a blanket and get on my laptop. Like, fuck. She doesn't even know a damn thing about my hobbies or interests yet she does a horrible job at hiding the fact she wants to date.

You always have a friend here, in Sup Forums.org

If there isn't a ring on their finger, they aren't taken. Play stupid for as long as you can, then pull the "I can't change how I feel," bullshit. That said, if you snag a woman that way, you can bet someone will do it to you, too, so don't get too invested.

>girl opens her shorts partially, flashing her panties to me
>I don't even budge, I tell her to stop
>I was trying to study, it was school
>other girls had throw themselfes at me, to the point of molesting me like a harem anime

I acted like Sasuke in school, but doubling down on the LARPing was a mistake

I hate people. In general. I put on a happy face outside, at work etc. but I rather be myself

But I talk to myself, so I might not be mentally sound.

You do realize that literally every relationship you get into will die screaming in a fire except for one IF YOU ARE LUCKY, right?

Also, if a chick is hot enough to give you an erection without struggle, then she's hot enough. I've dated 10s. You don't want to. I'd take a 6 that can dress up to an 8 over a 10, so long as that 6 was intelligent and loyal.

The only thing is this world that makes me happy outside of video games, which only make me nominally happy, is a girl that I have been in love with for years who i can be pretty sure doesn't love me, she has been talking to me less and less and even going so far as to just stop talking to me in the middle of conversations, so video games are the escape that keeps me from digging a knife into my arm. Though the day she starts dating someone else again, which shouldn't be far off.

What really is astounding, is that if you are adventurous, you wouldn't want to have a gf, since she would just get in the way

Why aren't you getting married, having children, working 9-5, 7 days a week and stimulating the economy, Sup Forums? It's time to grow up, don't you think?

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Only you can figure that out user, I'd advise you to act a little more in accordance with your deeper self and don't be afraid to communicate with your natural expressions and body language. Play MGS1 and maybe Snake can teach you something in those codec calls.

Honestly it's because I haven't tried. I probably good get a girlfriend if I went on a dating site and tried talking to some girls. I've seen far worse people than me in happy relationships. Why don't I make the effort? What am I afraid of? Rejection? Another person confirming my worst fears about myself? That I just don't have the capacity to open up to anyone in the first place?

Bad logic. Remember how girls are attracted to interesting people? They want to be part of the adventure.

Because no girl would ever love me and even if that happened, I couldn't make her happy because I'm a failure as a human being and would feel like nothing but a burden to her.

Name A SINGLE advantage of being married.

Protip: You can't.

Marriage is the serious business, and only for rich's.

That is supposed to be motivation to improve yourself.

Loneliness is pretty upsetting when you know you never had commitment with another human bean, but after somehow (if ever) you get into one and it shits itself. Loneliness may be a bit more doable to cope with. I honestly felt like shit for months after my break up and now I enjoy loneliness. I blame it on dark souls making me feel happy even though I know I'm upset.

>be good looking, tall guy
>tfw have turned down a handful of women out of fear and anxiety, because my personal problems outweigh my attractiveness

I think I'm destined to be a celibate for the rest of my life. I don't really like being around people either, stresses me out way too much. Also I don't give a fuck if you don't believe me. We all operate on different levels, I feel like I can relate to you guys the most.

Lower taxes. Greater parental rights. That's it for men.

>women are mad they can't leech off men anymore

>being with someone makes you happy
no it fucking doesn't
it gives you an inflated self worth
and latching at the hip with someone is just symbiotic relationship where you have no room to breathe or actually live out your intended life and desires

sex is great and all, but throwing away your life over some dumb hole to cum in is stupid

>she's playing on a tablet
Might as well get to the kitchen and make herself useful.

Which adventure? Getting fucked before the guy moves on and turns the page for a new chapter in his adventurous life?

How can I jerk off if I'm alone with someone else???