What did she see in Crash?

What did she see in Crash?

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Do you think Crash sucks farts from her asshole?

That thrust

Am I the only one who wants Tawna to come back as the main villain of Crash 4?
What if what went wrong in Crash went right in Tawna and she's the perfect mutant animal to rule the world?

How much shit does he go through to get her back? It's pretty obvious.

A fucking manlet.

>tfw gf is 3 inches taller than me and does judo
Feels amazing man.

Did they change it so she doesnt make a cuck of him?

SNU SNU

Two penis

Too bad Coco killed her because of jealousy

I always assumed it was a nod towards "Who Framed Rodger Rabbit"

But she never went through the vortex

Why is Tawna so bland compared to the Trophy girls?

You know what they say about guys with no necks.

HA HA

now I'm imagining Tawna in a Boss style uniform

>BIG BLACK DICK

He probably had a different personality before his mind got scrambled by the Cortex Vortex. Might explain why she left him.

She's cucking you with Tyrone

Mike matei syndrome

She seems fond of him in the ending, though. Maybe he has deeper mental issues that we haven't seen.

Like what every girl sees in a big dog and a horse.

big bandicock

Woah!

Fuck you nobody's life is that perfect

Maybe he's just a lazy bum, letting Tawna do everything in the house.

Unlike that potoroo, who keeps on making money.

I bet Pinstripe is the real cuck. Like Crash impregnated Tawna and Tawna and Pinstripe are stuck with Crash's offspring.

Nuh uh I'm an alpha male stop projecting bitch boy

Difference between 5'11 and 6'

No need to project your fantasies onto mine user

Calm down matpat

Maybe Sony's Japanese division thought Tawna's design wouldn't appeal to the Japanese market.

>We want the loli audience

He crashed her bandicoot

Youre at least still much stronger than her, right?

>she has a blackbelt in judo
>you can still overpower her with minimal effort

That's the dream right there

those tight glutes perfect for hip-thrusting

outdated male power fantasy like this outdated franchise

Happy for you user. Hope you two are happy together!

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Works for me.

Sure, but that's meta shit you can't put into the game, so you need to write her out one way or another.

Tawna was a proof-of-concept creation, the trophy girls were always Brio's endgame and the logical conclusion of genetic therapy in animals, Tawna was just a stepping stone towards this.

Is there a connection between leftism (a disease) and disliking Crash Bandicoot?

Yeah i always fantasize about being an australian manlet with turboautist fashion sense

Shut up you dumb broad

he makes her laugh

So Coco and Tawna have necks but Crash doesn't, what gives?

They are both experiments

manlet wins once again

Surfer shorts and sneakers are comfy in the hot summer weather, how is it turboautist?

N. Brio is literally /ourguy/

You can literally see them rubbing their genitals together right there
Take a guess

Requesting Tawna in The Dark Queen's outfit

But why female bandicoots?

What is the lore of this game?

We don't know that for sure. There was plenty of time for Cortex to brainwash her between the time Crash woke up on N. Sanity beach and reuniting with Tawna. For all we know it could have just taken longer for it to set in with her.

Thank you man, we'll try to make it last

I've had some training in bojutsu, so without a staff I'm toast, most of the time, then we end up sweating. A lot.

Bandicooties are perfect for marriage.

>when you design a ray gun that gives animals tits and you convince your roomie that it could somehow help him take over the world

He is authentic, not afraid to show his emotions, he shows what he wants, he commits, take risks, is a little bit crazy, a little bit scary but girls love it.probably have a huge dick that makes her uterus misplace giving her multiple orgasms.

Well, other than the female bandicuties, it did make the ultimate mutant with Crash and Coco is a genius and also a self taught master martial artist so...
But yeah, his endgame was literally Kemono/Furry girls.

>media have been trying to normalize manlets since before the 2000
I fucking hate this.

Huge dicks are not very comfortable for most females. 5+ inches should please any non black female and depending on your technique and stamina, multiple orgasms as well.

Huge dicks being desirable is a meme instigated by the jews in the porn industry and followed by beta males who base their masculinity on the size of their penis, lmao, like nigga holy shit you don't even fuck, why do you care how big your dick is.

Do you think she still left him this time?

I like to believe they're still happily together this time cus the interactions are more cute this time.

Is he /ourguy/?

Ok small dick fag

This sounds like something coco would write for crash for his online dating profile. We need a cutscene of coco being a wingman for crash

Yes. Read the bible, he wrote it
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obviously.
Brio could turn himself into the super solider Cortex desired just by simply mixing two of the same chemical together a few times.
If that's all he wanted he would have just used that concoction on the animals to create the cortex commandos.

The evolve-ray is obviously designed to influence hormones as much as genetics, which is why the male test subjects get big or tough while the female ones become feminine and curvy.
Brio tricked Cortex into spending countless dollars and resources on a machine that only serves to create insane furry onaholes, which is why he had no remorse in betraying him in 2.
With Cortex defeated Brio was free to spend the rest of his life giving human breasts and butts to every Australian marsupial and cataloging the results.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Could just be a long distance relationship.

He has a Tawna poster hanging in his house in Mind Over Mutant, do he certainly didn't forget.

>Mentally unhinged
>Infinite Stamina
>Can kick anyone's ass
Better question is why she left him

The remake legitimately made her look like that Goofy cosplayer.

WRPG anatomy

>The evolve-ray is obviously designed to influence hormones as much as genetics, which is why the male test subjects get big or tough while the female ones become feminine and curvy.
You are right.
Otherwise the Evolvo-ray would have given the bandicoots wings, or echo location or amphibian abilities but no, it gives them T&A and rock hard abs. Sure it also makes them smart and super strong but that's a side effect, the true goal was to be one step close to the perfect waifu and judging by the results I can conclude Nbrio did get closer to the goal.

Unless you know, he truly was a furry and his goal was fucking animals with tits and ass.

/ourguy/

Crash is THE ULTIMATE.
No neck is apparently an advantage in evolution.

Naw man. He's got speed, stamina and moves. He can spin so fast he looks like a tornado, he probably fucks her so fast he's like a vibrator

She was a bad influence, Trying to turn Crash to the dark side.

They needed animals with brain power so the Cortex Vortex would work. Why it fucking gave them tits and blonde hair is beyond me.

Heres something I remember reading about it a long time ago.

She wasnt removed because of "sexualization in a kids game" it was because the character did not resonate at all with Jap audiences. They did not like the character at all, it was just some generic woman and wasnt interesting at all. They wanted something cute, and what was cuter than a little sister character who is smarter than her dumb big brother. This worked incredibly well and is said to be part of the games later success and popularity in Japan based solely on this one character change.

The thing is, Coco doesnt really have much of a personality or much presence in the games, its all speculative. Seemed to work fine I guess.

Because N. Brio knows what's up.

they were probably together /before/ they got evolved, y'know.

She was removed because they got a female member in universal who started complaining about her being to sexualized and since they didn't want to make her less sexy they just said "fuck it" and cut her loose like a bad tumor. Coco was designed to appeal to the nipnongnese audience tho

you're obsessed senpai

>She was removed because they got a female member in universal who started complaining about her being to sexualized and since they didn't want to make her less sexy they just said "fuck it" and cut her loose like a bad tumor.
Wrong.

>Why it fucking gave them tits and blonde hair is beyond me.
Bandicoots would have evolved into those creatures. N. Brio did it so easily because he invented evolution.

What happened to her after the first game?

manlets always win

I would

>when said roommate invents a machine that drives all your creations insane, so you don't tell him about the third bandicoot

She left Crash for Pinstripe

>even Crash has a gf

the ray probably has a cone of influence, evolving creatures into a more humanlike state in the process.

it's possible Tawna was just exposed to the ray for longer than Crash.

Frankly, the only boss creature with similar proportions to Crash was Ripper Roo.

..and we all saw how he turned out, wonder if he and Crash used to be friends.

Confidence

Why can polar drive a car?
was he an earlier experiment that didn't get humanized?
is that why he's in the warp room?

I feel like if this is the case there's a major plot hole, polar bears don't live in Australia.

>it's possible Tawna was just exposed to the ray for longer than Crash.

Nope the machine just rejected Crash.

Crash lives in fictional Australia, which has Polynesian tribes, aztec art and architecture and fantastical creatures.

that was the Cortex Vortex you dumb, the Evolve-o-ray happened offscreen

he says "prepare the female bandicoot" implying she was already humanized but not sent into the vortex.
Brio's evolve ray humanizes animals, Cortex' vortex turns them insane and gives them heightened power.
It's unclear whether Tawna was ever exposed to the vortex but I'm going to guess she wasn't considering she seems the exact same before and after.