Leave 2018 to me

>Leave 2018 to me

REAAAAAAAAAAAAGHN GOD'S WHERE HAVE YOU TAKEN MY WIFE'S SON

GOOOOOOODS

LEAVE 2018 TO ME AND MY WIFES SON

*kills meme*

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THOOORRRRRRRRRRR BY THE GODS GIVE ME BACK MY WIFES SONNNNNN

They won't reveal the plot twist this early.

Why are Sup Forumsirgins so obsessed with cuckolding?

hahaha get fuck out here with this cinematic shit game that is probably never going to be good as the other God of Wars.

GODDDDDSSSSSSS. MY WIFESSSS SONNNNNN WHERE IS HE!!!!!!!!!!! I DEMAND TOO SEEEEE MY WIFESSSSS SON

Cause we can't get pussy so we don't want anyone to live a happy life

You guys are pathetic

Another movie game. Thanks sony!

BBC is what all women desire and god help me if I can't let that happen

I'm still a bit confused by the camera angle. I can't imagine very fast combat against a large number of guys at once. Most of the dudes in that webm are just running in a circle waiting their turn, with 1 guy trying to jump in.

1 on 1 fights will probably be the tits, but it seems like anything more than that will suffer.

>square square circle

Literally The last of Uncharted "gameplay".
Sad!

Every fucking thread, god damn dude.

I don't remember cutting an enemy in half with an axe in Uncharted

>cinematic finishers that add nothing of value but waste the player's time

>And my wife's son

DUDE EPIC!!!! LOOK AT THAT COMPLETELY SCRIPTED TAKEDOWN THAT WILL BE THE EXACT SAME EVERY TIME

I CUT THE GUY THROUGH HIS COLLARBONE AND KICKED HIM AND THEN I DID IT AGAIN AND THEN AGAIN AND AGAIN

Not so fast

Have you played a GoW game before?

To be fair now

As a PS4 owner, I'm hyped.

Jesus fuck what have they done to god of war
At least attack animations were fast in those games even if you ended up button mashing for most of the time on the easier difficulties.
This piece of shit is literally
SQUARE
>wait a full second
SQUARE
>wait a full second
CIRCLE
>ebin takedown animation

Well it's one of the few pics that properly show the new Kratos' face and it's like the first one to appear on google images.

Yes. The entire game will literally be nothing but what's depicted in the webm and we should all judge it based solely on that while making stale cuckolding "jokes". There will be no alternative weapons, combos, upgrades, etc. like in every other GoW game ever. No GoW game ever had a slow weapon with gaps between attack animations, like this one here. I'm suing Sony and will be playing the new Mario and Halo instead.

>leave 2018 to me and my wifes son

Do women really love British television this much?

Hilarious, underrated post.

It's still his wife's son tho.

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Single moms are easy targets but do you really want to raise another mans bastard?

I don't care how good looking she is, it's not worth it.

Fuck off sonybronigger.

I'm currently replaying through God of War 2 because it's been a while. I really hope that this is just advertising the "epic" look of the game and not the core combat philosophy. I'll wait until gameplay to judge

>wow. Such gore

Ye i was impressed by that when I was 12.

It's 2k17 after all. What do you expect ?
Good games from AAA studios !?

it's not there to impress anyone
it's there because it's what happens when someone drives a fucking axe through your torso you stupid fucker

...

WHERE'S MY HUSBAND SON???????

I sure am looking forward to GTAO 2: Electric Boogaloo. Seriously, fuck R* for never releasing a single player DLC. And fuck them for not adding in the new shit from GTAO into the single player. I shouldn't need mods to access new content.

I still love meming this despite him actually being confirmed as his biological son.

He'll be cucked by a God. Someone has to make him angry.

Isn't it coming out this year?

>rockstars and celebrities have an illegitimate child
>"Uh, gotta run. Check's in the mail."
>slayer of gods and demons alike has an illigitimate child
>"Whelp, better grow a nu-male hipster beard and have tearful discussions with this gay son that is TOTALLY MINE FOR REAL GUYS"

Pretty genius for those agenda pushers, honestly. What better way to eliminate "toxic masculinity" than to take a figure of unbridled rage and violence and pussify him?

The kid will be Thor's son. The plot twist will be that Kratos has only been in Scandinavia for

I thought the point was that stepdads don't raise the wifes kids, they just beat them, neglect them, and drink

Leave 5 hours of gameplay up to me

So why isnt the kid a nignog like kratos.

Kratos isn't black.

This looks lackluster compared to the previous games.

Sure thing, hes just "tan"

He's Greek. Have you never seen a Greek before in your life?

So why isnt his kid "greek"?
Checkmate cuck

>everyone who is slightly darker is black
>WE WUZ PHARAOHS N SHIET

Well because if he did have a kid at that point, and it WAS his, The kid would be half greek half scandinavian.

Chances are the kid might not actually be his if something like happens.

Not him but he looks very white and his wife is white as fuck, so yeah he is totally a negroid right?

he fucked a nordic girl, they like black dick

Thats the ashes of dead family on his skin, he isnt white at all without it.

Yeah I am sure bud, keep WE WUZ'in though

anyone know if this will be open ubi world

>Leave GOOOOOOOOOOODS to me

Linear but the area's are supposed to be a bit more open than a hallway.

ARRRRRREEEEEEEEEEES!!!!!