Beat someone so badly they quit in the middle of a match

>beat someone so badly they quit in the middle of a match
Name one moment in any single player game that comes close to this feeling.

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This comes to mind.

Masters of Orion II, where you can amass a fleet so large the game goes "WHELP fuck everything, the AI isn't going to throw lives away needlessly, you own the universe"

It takes some doing.

I hate that feeling. It sucks the fun out of winning, I always stay even if I know I'm going to lose.

this is my favorite gif of all time.

I have a friend who's such a fucking poor loser. We can be playing Mario Kart and the fucker gets so salty over losing that he straight up throws the controller and crosses his arms. This means we have to pause and quit out of the race, because he's being such a fag.

For me, it works the other way, too. Ruins my mood when another player quits instead of losing honorably.

...

Minmaxing the shit out of your character.

>playing with bad losers
>ever losing yourself

CHAIR CRUSHIN'

>20 minute fight during a speed running marathon

Wait what?

Beating someone who is obviously better than you and completely outplayed you the entire match.

If you can't name hundreds, if not dozens, you're probably a shallow person.

Games are illusions of competition first and foremost. As soon as some "real" competition comes in and takes over, so does tastelessness.

So he's finally gonna lose weight or nah? I would honestly be impressed if he does.

>not quitting midmatch for the sole purpose of enraging another person through the internet
I thought this was Sup Forums?

SALAD DODGING

Based

this. barely beating or lucking out against someone much better then you then leaving the lobby.

Why would you be impressed?

He's getting it done surgically. Using other people's money.

Would you be impressed if he had his legs cut off and lost weight that way?

All sugars, gone.
MANUALLY!

Nah, he's going to buckle at some point and go back to stress binge eating after he gets his lap-band. Probably going to expand his half-stomach back to the size of his old stomach again. Unless he's getting psychiatric help along with the bypass, he's just going to screw it up.

I would imagine with his surgery it'll be pretty hard NOT to lose weight given his colossal size unless there is some serious blatant diet breaking. Dieting is a lifestyle change, though, unless he has plans to make a switch just about everywhere in his life he'll still be obese..

this annoying nigger chimp is still worse that boogey. he probably smells worse too

Just wait until he realizes he can fill up on ice cream.

t. boogie

>Grow hair
>I'm a girl XD

Cringing and I'm not even from America

Yes. Whether or not it lasts is another story

Exploring the huge and beautiful overworld of a game.

Does anyone have the one post where the guy makes his health negative and uses his armor to keep himself immortal?

most of Sup Forums is the guy who quits

>treadmill in the background

>he probably smells worse too
lol, like if anything could smell worse than a guy that shits himself and can barely move like a functional human being. Nice try boogie

I meant besides the surgery. Maintaining a proper diet and making an effort to lose weight until he's at a somewhat healthy stage.

Damn and he got quads, what a beast.

In Binding of Isaac, you sometimes can get so powerful you can kill the last boss as soon as you enter the room.

Also sometimes the game can crash.

t. Nigger

>2 guys in Zimbabwe

Wait what?

Nailing a Swadian Knight travelling full speed in the skull with a throwing axe as he's charging you.

I do that all the time in cod many times a day see kids ragequitting after getting slapped by me. Not a big deal.

Rather be a nigger than a landwhale.

At least niggers don't have a choice in the matter.

Listening to the beautiful/epic ost in mid boss battle.

not really an effort. he's so retarded that he's literally shortened his lifespan my like 50 years. and is now at the point where his organs will start failing if he doesn't stop. the only thing impressive is that he's somehow alive

Yes for 2 months. Then he will balloon back up on soda in the next 4.

nice try nigger everyone knows you smell like stale newports, malt liquor, and hooker secretions

>FEE...I mean PAY ME!

At least cops don't shoot fatasses for looking at them funny with those bulging ass eyes

Can't you still eat so much after the gastric bypass surgery that the new stomach the surgeon made bursts? I fear that may happen to boogie

They really should.

>PAY FOR MY AND MY WIFES HEALTH CARER SKINLET FUCK!

>"power punches"
just because you can play slappyslap to land limpwristed hooks doesn't make them effective power punches

there's a reason compubox ruined amateur boxing

Nah. You have to eat very slowly and there are certain foods you can't eat. I don't think Boogie can handle that for the rest of his life.

How did that happened?
I don't see much boxing but that one just seemed wrong.

>This fat fuck somehow managed to acquire a wife while I'm sitting over here being a 30 year old virgin

This is the wrong timeline

>go into a necromancer fort for a quest
>having trouble fighting them so I just ran past them all and grabbed what I needed
>whole fort is now chasing me
>fuck fuck fuck
>try running down a slope
>they're still after me
>chugging health potions to survive
>run out
>fuck
>what's this
>I have skooma
>A lot of skooma
>"fortify speed"?
>chug all of it
>suddenly I'm running so fast I can barely see where I'm going
>hit a slope
>gain air
>basically fly to anvil
>managed to escape
>my intelligence has been damaged so much I can't even use any spells
>karma is too low to be healed at the temple
>my character is now actually retarded

I bet in a year he will be the same weight.

She is a fat gnome tho

I was half paying attention to it at work and they figured that the judges found Jeff's endurace respectable or something, like he could go 3 more rounds if he wanted. Which is a fucking stupid way to judge a match but the commentators talked for like 15 minutes and couldn't think of a better answer.

>Dieting is a lifestyle change
Yeah, he will go right back to being fat. He clearly doesn't want to change his diet nor his fatfuck lifestyle, which is why he is getting surgery done.

>got stuck with jury duty a few years ago
>man suing hospital for malpractice after his wife was hospitalized with agonizing abdominal pain and she died
>pain was described as a 10 on the scale.
>she died due to sepsis (bacterial infection, blood poisoning) basically her stomach leaking waste onto her other organs and into the blood
>sepsis arose from complications from gastric surgery like boogie is getting
>the gastric surgery happened 2 years ago, was deemed a success and she had lost all the weight and lived a healthy lifestyle the entire time

such a lazy and pathetic way to lose weight. he has zero willpower. surgery is always dangerous, surgery on a severely obese person even more so, and still, complications can happen long after a successful surgery.

In Pokemon Mystery Dungeon explorers of sky, I overleved as Torchic. I got to the first Grovile fight and they were hardcore hyping him to be tough shit. So I was like "holy fuck, better use all my buff items."

Use Ember on him and hit damage cap. One hit kill. A cutscene immediately plays where he flings you and your partner back in a rage while shouting "ENOUGH!"

Was playing next to a bro of mine in high school and we both cracked up at how it seemed like Grovile was ragequitting.

He will still drink 10l Mountain Dew per day and stay fat after a bief weight loss shortly after the surgery.

>Get life altering gastric bypass surgery
>Still gain wait because ultimately calories in > calories out

Yeah I know, but that still means he managed to woo an actual female with an actual vagina, which seems to be no easy feat in this day and age.

What a fucking faggot, I hate people who take casual multiplayer so seriously.

woah when did this happen? I remember a couple years ago she was relatively normal sized

Nah it's really easy.

She was always chubby but got morbid around boogie. He makes anything around him fat.
His wife, his brother, his friends and even his dog.

DON'T FILM MY WIFE
PAY FOR MY HEALTHCARE
FUCK REPUBLICANS
I WANT EVERYONE TO GET ALONG

Too little too late.
He won't make it.

I HATE JONTRON

>I WANT EVERYONE TO GET ALONG
This is perhaps his most annoying quality. He's such a god damn fencesitter and wants this lovely squeaky clean image and outlook on everything. Man up and take a stand, fatso.

ANITA BULLIED ME UNTIL I CRIED LIKE A BITCH!
DON'T BULLY ANITA OR YOU'RE DEAD TO ME!

PAY MY FUCKING HEALTHCARE

I COULD FUCKING DIE WITHOUT IT

I EAT HEALTHY AND WORKOUT! DIET JUST DOESN'T WORK FOR ME! I HAVE A THYROID PROBLEM!

>surprised a man this size is spineless

lel

PAY

>ANITA BULLIED ME UNTIL I CRIED LIKE A BITCH!
wat

Who would win in a fight, Joey or Boogie?

>Fat people have fat dogs
Why does this always happen?

Joey would beat the shit out of him.

He literally feeds the thing doritos on stream and all the shit he eats

They can't take care of themselves, why would they be able to take care of other people? Children with obese parents are more likely to grow up obese.

>Americans pay for Healthcare
>Americans deal with Boogey

How fucking embarrassed could you be as country?

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We're used to it. Fat fucks, smokers, and backwards babyboomers that refuse to die have driven up our cost of healthcare to catastrophic levels.

If one of you fucking WHITE MALES dont fucking PAY for MUH HEALTHCARE im gonna eat this entire bag of doritos.

Never though of that.

If he didn't have insurance we would still pay for it, just through emergency room fees once his problems reached the threshold where a hospital would be required to treat him under EMTALA. That was an unfunded mandate put in place LONG before PPACA.

Good luck to the surgeon and the shitstorm he/she will have to deal with once that fucking selfmade XXL walrus dies on their operating table.

Let's not kid ourselves here:

1. He won't make it
2. He still has too many idiots cheering him on to go ahead with what is basically suicide by surgery
3. In case his guardian angel DOES put in 2 extra shifts and he somehow doesn't die on the table, he's going to be back a elephant weight after six months.


The guy has no self discipline, which is why all the surgery in the world won't save him if he continues with that unhealthy kind of lifestyle. Ask yourself, why would he STILL joke about eating one last burger before the operation?

Does that sound like a man who's aware of the severity of his own situation?

YOU ONLY GOT ME ONE LIL EGGROLL?!?

MUH LEGSSSS

DONT DROP MUH LEGS NOW!

OWWWWW STOP!

Man, Boogie must be pretty strong under all that fat.

Imagine your legs having to squat 500lbs+ whenever you have to stand up...

BUT ITS FRIED!

POP OFF, JAMES

POP OFF JAMES!

he hasnt stood up since his wedding actually.

and before that he hadn't stood up for years.

POP OFF JAMES!

>playing new madden as a created qb
>one play away from the nfc conference game
>dial play up and see my receiver is going to be wide open bc of how the defense is lined up
>snap the ball
>receiver wide open in the end zone
>throw it to him
>he drops the ball with no time left and nobody around him
>we lose

she's kinda cute for a fatty

>fat people are unhealthy and out of shape!
>this dude just flipped a table and smashed it with his bear hands
Right

>match so unbalanced they never posed any kind of threat
>only get half a game in
Fucking loading screens sound better than that. Do you honestly get satisfaction from trouncing people far worse than you? Would you walk into a kindergarten class, smack everyone around and feel good about your boxing skills?

Joey has transcended humanity. He has realized that life is completely meaningless and that we should all stop trying to escape death.