Finally got around to playing metro 2033 and last light, easily two of my favorite games of all time...

Finally got around to playing metro 2033 and last light, easily two of my favorite games of all time. Will metro exodus be as good?

Why would an FPS need such a scene?

last light is a fucking 9.5/10 fucking awesome game. one of my favs from the last years

Anna was such a terrible character and their "relationship" was so pointless.

yeah both are really fun. been awhile since ive played them...i should reinstall them.

>half life in slavland

They're good games but there's nothing about them worthy of glorifying

>is a cunt to artyom and treats him like a novice
>suddenly wants his benis next time she sees him

What did she mean by this

haven't played the 2nd one since it came out. didnt she hate the main protagonist. then near the end of the the game she was like."I like you lets fuck."

Pretty much yeah

I think it was sort of "oh this famous motherfucker here... looks weak. I bet none of the stories are true."
And then she sees him in action and visibly sees him survive shit and is all "Oh fuck was I ever wrong"
Not saying it was written all that well, but that's what I took it as.

The games are good but stealth and managing all your shit is too fucking easy. I was never really low on filters, ammo, or syringes.

Why does anything need such scenes at all?
>watch movie
>''oh wow this is great, oh shit did you see that guy explode''
>but what is this?
>it's a ''pointless sex in the dark where you see nothing but silhouettes and hear moaning'' scene
>oh cool this is totally why I watch Kill Bad Guys 5: Explosion of War: Revenge''
>I've also never heard of porn

>Just had sex today
>still feel like utter garbage
>think she deserves better than me
I don't know anymore

>in a world where life expectancy is as great as thriving on mars
>caring about having a "deep and meaningful relationship"
Yeah it was pretty believable, considering they were likely to die tomorrow.

Sounds like you played on one of the easier difficulties

yes and yes but her tits were great (as seen in the picture) and she was like 2 times in the whole game. Obligatory bouncing bag

I loved both of them. Didn't like the idea of tying the good ending in LL to low kills+high stealth play given how excellent the shooting was.

I think Exodus could be good.

true she deserves my cock which she's sucking right now

Yeah its called fetishism.
Cuck meme getting to you. conditioning 101

I played on the second hardest one, I didn't play THE hardest one because I still wanted to see my crosshairs and the thing where you can see how many bombs or knives you have.
Game is easy as fuck user.

I also didn't like how you have to keep an AK and a shotgun on you at all times because no other gun is anywhere near as good.

mmmMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS!

Exodus is gonna be Open-Level like Stalker so that fills me with hope.
Progression will be linear though and it seems you won't be able to backtrack to previous levels (like in Stalker) but that's still as good as it gets in this day and age.

Movie sex scenes are way hotter than normal porn.
It's the only normal stuff that's still watchable.

Is that the g man?

Ejaculationless orgasm.

>going through an area stealthily
>using throwing knives cuz they are fun
>throw one at a guy and keep going
>It hit him in the arm so he doesn't die
>get lit the fuck up
JUST

>metro 2035 starts how their relationship is fucked and how she is pissed at him, that he cant have babies.
Typical slav bydło familly, this scene is actually pretty good

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I always loved how the "merciful" option is to just knock enemies out during stealth sections.
Except when you do it he fucking clocks them in the face with metal knuckles. Like you are at the least shattering the dude's jaw, undoubtably that shit would be killing a bunch of these guys.

dear god you sound like you have problems

That book was garbage though.
Goes through random plot sub-arcs at breakneck pace, nonsensical ones at that.
Then suddenly RUSSIAN ILLUMINATI and they just escape the Metro and ride off into the sunset: The End
It was beyond dumb.

This
I fap more to movie scenes, commercials, enf and censored nude videos than to actual full frontal nudity and hardcore porn.

what is this from

literal children who have no idea what sex is like

>I fap to commercials

I mean Jesus Christ

If there's a next Metro, it'll be shit like the current 2. You'll spend 6 hours doing shit and listening to boring pointless NPCs and because you missed one obscure thing 20 minutes into the game, you'll get the worst ending.

That sounded halfway normal until you pointed it out. I need to leave this place.

Shit taste to be perfectly honest

So, you're telling me you'd rather watch Slab McManRod pound Chesty DeArmond in some overlit LA warehouse (tenth scene shot that day), instead of Maisie Williams tenderly fuck her onscreen brother?

THIS IS A BLUE BOARD AND THAT'S A TIDDIE REEEEEEEEE

I played the Metro games when they originally came out. I originally thought Last Light was a huge improvement over 2033 in every possible way. I replayed them recently with the Redux version and hold Last Light less highly. I knew it was much more scripted than the first one, but on repeat playthroughs it's not as enjoyable.

Giv Anna pusy pls

Naked condom commercial.
The way how skin is presented, video quality, production value, plot, acting and entertainment are greatly superior than your average hard core porn video. I can't even get hard or watch hc porn video without feeling disgusted and feel like a loser and cuck at the same time. Looking at a roastie's penetrated vagina and lumpy tits turn me off ultimately from watching hc porn.

Sorry for off topic.

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to be fair to that user, if you're sneaking you're not exactly throwing ammo at everything. You can make it through ranger hardcore with a surplus if you're going for a passive run