American joins the server

>american joins the server
>"howdy y'all"

y'all is a proper contraction

I wish I was Texan.

I fucking love Americans and America.

>Canadian joins the server
>DUDE WEED *dies*

>greek joins the server
>hey malakas! I'm drunk, let's gang up that guy with 30 of us

>American joins the server
>gunshots and police sirens can be heard through the mic

>german joins the server
>"heil Hitler"
And i did a 360 turn from the screen and never looked back

>join european server
>no one is listening, everyone is running around screaming and getting mad at nothing
>join american server
>same shit but its in english so i can understand

>join EU server
>half my team is arrested during the match for owning butter knives or for saying mean words

another one for the american banter folder

> American joins the server
> Rap music starts playing

DUDE

>european joins server
>semi truck goes through the wall of their house and kills them

>american joins EU server
>is immediately the worst player
>rage quits before the end
happens very often

>american clan mate joins server and proceeds to sing the frozen song again, this time in german to make sure i actually get cancer
cant make that shit up

>German joins the server
>"Hey^^"

>that one american kid in the voice chat who openly talks about his school shooting plans

in my experience it's mostly germans and clogs who micspam rap

>american joins server
>hear a woman choking on an apparently big black cock

>group plans on playing next sunday
>american: "sorry y'all I can't make it, church today"

Report him to the cops. Seriously. Some retard here in Texas talked about shooting up a school and we reported him and he got sentenced to 10 years in prison.

>american joins the server
>lag out the ass
Stay off Yurop servers you 3rd world niggers.

>American joins
>Seems normal, even if he's american
>Talk shit, make fun of various things, like religeon.
>He's of course 100% behind it and telling his own jokes
>Mention mormons, not even harshly talking shit about them
>He flies of into a rage and gets defensive about them
Americans.

TV license

?

Are you saying you value shitty WoW raids with greasy neckbeards more than going to church on blessed day of the week? If you have time for the mosque you have time for church.

>56% white

that doesn't even make sense you dumb weebshit.

>going to church in 2017 while your wife enjoys a bbc at home
the american dream

they're a minority now lel

Why the fuck Canada would elect this pussy is beyond me.

women are allowed to vote

He's QUIRKY and WEED

Canada doesn't participate in federal elections, the non-white cities and communist Quebec are the only places that vote in federal elections because they are the only areas affected by them.

why tho? if he goes through with his plans, he's gonna end up dead/in prison for life AND he's gonna kill a lot of annoying American 12 year olds in the process. Win/win.

>Brit joins the server
>الله عظيم، الموت إلى الناس البيض

No white people live in America except for French and English tourists, there's no chance anyone of note will be harmed in the shooting.

All things considered, having seen the series, I don't think Jebus would approve of you watching NGE

>Brit joins the server
>gets run over

I am a Texan and pretty much nobody talks like that unless they're purposefully trying to get laid in a different state where they think the accent is sexy.

What town are you talking about? It has actually happened several times in this state, hell, some dumbfuck I went to high school with went to jail for making terrorist threats.

If you threaten to shoot up anything in public in this state, you're getting arrested. They take it so seriously that it's honestly almost bullshit.

>Sup Forumstard joins the server
>"WE WUZ PRESIDENT N SHEIT"
>"MUH WHITE GENOCIDE"

>neogaf and reddit joins the server
> WE'RE IS MY WIFE'S SON
>MUH COLONIZATION
>muh black slaves

Evangelion is all about getting over yourself and accepting that your own hangups are no excuse to intentionally hurt others. Jesus would have loved it.

>I am a Texan and pretty much nobody talks like that
Where you at nigga? People say y'all all the time where I'm at including me

Did you record it?

>Australian joins the server
>didgeridoo starts to play in the background
>"Oi, RIPPA!"
>starts to examine everything, talking about "natural habitats"
>gets killed
>respawns and yells "INVADE TASMANIA!"
>his internet disconnects

>Sup Forums joins server
>carries the whole team
>is humble about it
>encourages the losing team to practice
>offers to give them a couple pointers he learned, but only if they would like
>friends with everyone after the match
>14/88

howdy pardner

>Canadian joins the server
>I'm a massive faggot eh.

>Sup Forumstard joins the thread
>gets triggered as fuck
>"HEYA HOL' UP PARTNER YA SAY'N THAT WE WUZ PREYSIDANT? YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *fucks a horse*"

I don't believe it.
Otherwise, you'd have said
>Where y'all at nigga?

fuck americans

>Sup Forums or SJW faggots join the thread

>Brit joins server
Allah ahkbar... ALLAH AHKBAR *explosion*

>Australian joins the server
>Is no different to Americans in server except accent for voice chat
FEEL GOOD TO BE 53rd through 60th STATES

Those are just the hicks OP.

I don't use it on here ever because people get triggered, I use it in everyday conversation and texting tho

fuck europeans

Well, people do say y'all, I do as well, I'm mostly talking about the accent. Also, I have never in my life heard someone say "Howdy".

They can be rather fuckable.

>Sup Forumstard joins server
>haha praise kek
>kek wills it!

lies

Nah this one is *NYer joins the server*

>I am a Texan

I'm so sorry

>join american server
>tip your team mates before the match starts
>kill the enemy
>tip their bodies
>round ends
>everybody starts clapping
>realize you forgot to bind the clap button
>get kicked by mod

>Middle of the road nigger with no actual opinions join the server
>Is really shit since he's never had any sing volition in life, including video game skill

Why
Why this
Why always this

Ah alright I can agree with that then, you see some people with hick accents every now and then but yeah it's surprisingly rare, especially in places like Austin fuck that town or more so the people in it

Man, the entire community in path of exile seems to be lifted straight from r/thedonald and Sup Forums.

>retard joins the server
>thinks everyone has to be either a sjw or a racist imbecile
k

>Japanese joins the server
>"YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *dok dok*"

The thing is anyone who natural has country accent never types like the way they speak. The whole y'all thing is something carried over from tumblr because it's the quirky black gay way of saying shits they saw on netflix.

>join Mexican server
>they are pretty chill
>talking about random shit, asking questions about their country
>decide to ask their opinions on quesadillas
>get a bunch of different answers
>they seem awfully pissed at each other
>server enters civil war mode
>get kicked later

Your loss.

>surrendermonkey joins the server
>je m'appelle mohammed

>join American server
>get shot

Why would you be sorry for someone living in one of the best states in the country?

I say howdy all the time.

>Texas
>best

kek

Jokes aside I literally saw a "Praise KEK" server while looking for doom servers the other day, didn't joined it but I checked the player list and they all had "ironic" Sup Forums meme names

>join australian server
>2/32 players
>other guy is a lost brazilian

If you don't think Texas is the best state, you shouldn't be in this country.

It's the zenith of everything American.

>american joins
>GOD BLESS, Y'ALL

ITT: texas haters
y´all niggers meed to get out

Kel
sounds comfy

Austin makes me sick every time I go there, all cities are going to attract the all the nearby faggots, but Houston isn't that bad comparatively. Especially living in the woods north of Houston.

>join Swedish server
>"are you muslim/black? Want to fuck my wife?"

>incest
>rednecks
>get arrested because you said mean things on the internet
I guess you're right.

I don't even think the guy was joking. That shit happens everywhere.

>Sup Forumstard joins game
>picks the dumbest, worst hill possible to die on

>american joins
>quits because too much banter

Which Muslim country are you referring to m8?

Because that sure as fuck ain't Texas.

No that's New England you fat dumb spic. Texas is just a meme state at this point. You contribute next to nothing culturally other than muh cowboys, muh everything is bigger, muh ya'll. You'll be Mexico 2.0 in a few years anyways. Nevada and the midwest do a better job at being dumb hick cowboys than you do at this point.

The 'unmasked' Sup Forums crowd on the internet is pretty much universally cancer.

>respawns and yells "INVADE TASMANIA!"

>European joins
>arrested because of banter

Houston is alright sometimes but I went to Comicpalooza this May and made the mistake of walking downtown at night with some friends, never again
t. doesn't actually know anything about Texas except for some shit he saw on the internet that one time

>Chink joins the server
>Hello :DDDD

>Call it quesadilla
>Queso = cheese
>implied cheese
>don't add cheese
Fucking retarded chilangos.

>complaining about teens latching onto the latest fad