SGDQ 2017 - Yuropoor NEET edition

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>Now:
Shantae: Half-Genie Hero

>Next:
Alwa's Awakening

>Later:
Splasher

I want to the Shantae

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The level design in this game is fucking embarrassing compared to a mario, rayman, donkey Kong or sonic.

girls give boner

>Shantae doesn't sexualize underage girls
Shantae is 16
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This game is fucking lewd

Aww yiss

Did big Mike approve this game? I'm reporting this filth right now

First for WELCOME ALL TRANNIES!!!
:D

THIS IS A HALAL MUSLIM THREAD

NO SEXUALIZED GIRLS ALLOWED

Thanks user

I want to be Shantae and sit on cute boys' faces.

What game do YOU want to see speedrun? Assume anything 8 hours or less is fair game, given FF7.

Shantae is for ____ing

snek

Sexy fucking Shantae lads

No Shantae, you are allowed to only fight my one eyed mega worm!

Nice to see the Rabi losers going autistic

eating

speedrunn

>Marrying

>Why is Shantae allowed
Guys, keep in mind this is 7AM EST. And I think that's a trend for this series. They keep it out of peak hours, most likely to avoid backlash.

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This looks fun, I don't know why everyone immediately forgot it when it finally came out. Hope it shows up in the GDQ bundle and also that there fucking is a GDQ bundle.

bleach

What's the appeal of platforming games?
I like the art but I don't find the game mechanics fun?

How could Shantae cause backlash?
She is a female protagonist.
And cute.

I said muslim, not jewish

Because it's easy and simple, and doesn't innovate in any way

Just like Rabi Ribi

>two trannies making out on screen is perfectly acceptable
>a cute 2D girl with tits isn't
Where did everything go so wrong with this world?

>not a huge time loss
Losa is always a failure. It's a fucking speedrun. How can you say that every loss isn't an impact on the run?
Pisses me off man

They're usually challenging. This looks like generic trash.

>3D circular boss

How original.

hypnotizing

Respecting.

Not enough content, didn't really excel at anything. Pretty much the embodiment of 7.2/10

>>two trannies making out on screen is perfectly acceptable
I don't think it actually is, everyone was complaining

These animations.

Being a sexualized female. Also
This is problematic. I thought women don't turn attractive until 18! How can they draw this fictional character to be sexy, and then say she's 16? Bastards.

by respecting what you really mean is "defiling"

the lava level in shantae was pure bullshit

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No.

What's his FUCKING problem?

why is she so perfect lads

Not as sexual as the older ones

Not a metroidvania and is too easy (but I liked it this way. Old ones are so ANNOYING to play)

She is not a human so it's okay.

>Keep everyone waiting with hour long sets up, thereby unintendedly exposing the pedophiles on Sup Forums.
>Fail every run.
>Still trigger the shit out Sup Forums and Sup Forums with a cute as fuck kiss.
>Protomagicalgirl and company become some of the most talked about runners throughout the entire event.

Us transgirls always win in the end, sweeties.

He loves oranges.

>16
>underage

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rabi rabi is retarded

It's really fucking easy, even by Shantae standards. In general WayForward titles are fluffy and lacking in substance, so I tend to barrel through the games and then for get them.

oranges

Neither are rabiribi characters.

Super over sexualized

>shantae
how is this game allowed?
it's sexualizing women

Okay, European here

Is being attracted to 16 year olds really considered a bad thing in USA?

Why?
Aren't they physically mature by that age???
Please explain

His leg looks fucking broken.

>guys I need to explain the plot of their game I'm lets pla- I mean speed running
Kill this meme

He was cursed with the ability to have fun.

loving tenderly

>tfw 16 is illegal in his backwards country

Imagine Shantae's plump, brown, genie ass on your face. Imagine the feeling of her butthole pushing against your nose, feeling every wrinkle on your skin as her lewd scent fills your nose. She would gently wiggle back and forth in embarrassment, asking if you really enjoyed the feeling of her fat ass on your face.

Was it a kiss or a make out session?

Anyone who gives two fucking flips about a kiss needs to get the fuck over it.

If it was a full make out session than yeah that needs to be addressed.

Humans aren't flawless and are going to lose time in some places, compare tas times to world records for example. Some measures of time are very large. Some measures of time are small. When the measure of time they lose is small it's not a huge time loss. If they make a major mistake it's a big time loss. Besides it's a marathon and it's more about showing off the game with a respectable time.

Get over your fucking autism.

>She turns into a fucking elephant

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>Genieologist

No
Stop believing everything you read on the internet you gullible turds

Haha yeah wouldn't that be crazy ha

This looks like a pretty cool game

>want to make ayou fat joke about the elephant

>realize all the fat girls were replaced with trannies

US mindset is that you're a child until you're 18 that needs protection and then once you hit legal age you can fuck off and die.

kill

>Problem
He's a nice guy. He got them signed copies. Total bro tier

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Wow! Shantae is cute!
IS this what having a Waifu is like?

This
Ideal women allow no room for sexualization, like Protomagicalgirl

Elephant > Monkey > Spider > Shantae > Harpy

It was forced as fuck and I'm pretty sure they only kissed to prove some sort of point. You can see Protomagicalgirl pull the other person's hair so they an kiss. It's really awkward

That's not true, there are many here in America that think you can go fuck off and die once you leave the womb.

Do you love her user? Do you feel her tug at your heart? If so, yes.

>having a pig as a pet
>giving your pet pig a bath in the fucking toilet

goddamn savages

With faces like those, everyone loses.

Why is that pig bathing in a toilet.

Because the pedophilia spook has been running rampant for a long time and admitting to finding people under the age of 18 attractive is a surefire way to get yourself shunned from your friends and family. It's stupid and goes against human biology. There's nothing wrong with finding teens attractive.

I hate this meme

I am eastern european, every girl is a slut, but if a man 20+ was dating, or even fapping to, a 16 year old everyone would be pissed

Hell, if a tv show had sexualized teens, people would riot

Are you like Swedish or Russian or something?

The only thing out of bounds during this run is asian guy's autism.

Asian couch guy is really autistic but I like it.

how many toilets you know have taps? you dumb mongs.

>Doesn't know what a bidet is
>Calling anyone a savage

That's a bidet.

clean well porker

>eastern european

Nobody cares what third worlders think goat fucker.

>once you hit legal age you can fuck off and die
But you're still not allowed to by alcohol for another three years.
Land of the free.

Loss is a loss my man

>toilet
that's clearly a dick washing sink

I'm from russia and a 20-something dating a 17-year old girl is normal.

GI in myr village cum halp me plrease

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>older bro dude on the couch
>super autism asian with high water pants on and socks jacked all the way up

I like these guys.