Nintendo Switch has no ga-

>Nintendo Switch has no ga-
AHAHAHAHA

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lel

I'm glad this game exists. We need more indie games to hop off the 8-bit train.

wtf i love nintendo switch now

Why does the Switch trigger Sup Forums so much?

Nice, Resident Evil is back on the platform it belongs on.

I saw my friend playing this game at his house and it actually looked fun. It copied classic RE way too closely, but I guess that's the point?

HAHAHAHA

NINTENDOSHITTERS WILL DEFEND THIS


I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING HAHAHAHAHAHA

Is it a normal campaign, or procedural generation shit?

What exactly is so bad about it that you expect us to defend it?

Dude, most people don't give a shit about the Switch. It's just there, everyone else just enjoying all the better games going elsewhere.

Randomly generated every 30 min till you clear the mystery or something.

looks like a N64 game

B-but I want a game like D, where repeated playthroughs are interesting because you can explore more because you know what to do... Fuck procedural generation

Yet both GOTY contenders are Nintendo games.

>ps1 era graphics
imao

>It's ok when PC does it

Nintendo doing well triggers the Sony fags so much.

The bits flopped yet Nintendos Handhelds always do very well. So they're pretty salty about it. Not to mention Switch is currently on track to overtake the PS4 sales in Japan where Nintendo and Sony actually matter.

Wait, what's this?

>It's okay when PC, PS and Xbox have a shitty low poly game or indie shit

Looks even worse.

Why somebody ported hacked version of PS1 RE on Switch?

Is this the Meme Run of the Nintendo Switch?

I'm just waiting for the Wonderful 101 sequel.

>bing bing wahoo machine 3rd party titles consist of indy shit that looks like it was produced in the 90s

What is this? It looks cool. I love PS1 era graphics.

Reading comprehension, user.

I'd buy this honestly

Vaccine! apparently

Jokes on you, I'm actually interested now. Looks kinda cool.

Currently trying to sell my switch with mario kart and zelda.

I can't believe i got so hyped over a system that's already dead.

>Tfw you have a switch and thoroughly enjoy it but still shitpost to trigger Nintendo Fanboys into giving you (you)s

Not saying there aren't any non-idort consolebabbies on this board that don't unironically shit on Nintendo, but I'm probably not the only one who does this and has no problem with Nintendo

Reminds me of that tiger game on PS4.

It's also on PS4 and Xbox.

I'm gonna wait till after odyssey (got a preorder at walmart for $30, then do the same.

Sup Forumsirgins expected the Switch to flop. Turns out they were wrong and now they're having autistic fits.

this is multi plat. Played it on ps4, it was a nice little time waster. Played about 4 hours.

B-b-but I'm having fun anons...

This is the site that literally sent Nintendo reps birthday cards.

There are no playstation or xbox fanboys. Only falseflagging Nintendo fanboys.

Is this RE? Damn I could use some classic survival horror right now.

I've been on a total classic resident evil kick lately. This looks interesting. I might check it out.

DUDE!

>most people don't give a shit about the switch
Ostrich syndrome, sonybro.

Because it's a weak console, seeing customers getting tricked by Nintendo makes me sad. That's why it is my job to inform the normie consumers.
It also got zero games, everyone is better off with a ps4
>But muh portability
Grow up, also a vita is much better (and cheaper)
It's a flop

It's not the Switch but its obnoxious fanbase. We insult the Switch to remind its fans of how worthless they are. u mad?

>everyone is better off with a PS4
But Xbone has better games tho

How is Shephy, I'm thinking about getting it

>a vita is much better (and cheaper)
Not if you want a good sized memory stick, not to mention there's like 3 games on it worth playing.

This game looks fucking terrible and it's fucking disgusting that Steam (lol of course it's on there), PS4 and nitnendo allow this shit on their systems

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Shut up you dumb leaf

>this mf'er thinks mario will fail
Bruh, are you 12?

BRO!

>SMU
>A 2018 blunder
You can only pick one

Fuck, meant to say SMO

Everyone's standards are low as hell these days and nothing will change until people start fucking dying. I'm not inciting violence but you know what you have to do.

Console warriors are faggots. Feels good to be an idort, though I've got too many games to finish.

Jokes aside, what games does the Switch have to offer to an individual who's over 12 years old and not brain damaged?

The Wii only had Xenoblade, Muramasa, MonHun and Fire Emblem 10
The Wii U only had MonHun which iirc may have been a 3DS port which is just embarrassing
And this thing so far has nothing

>This and bubsy aren't on the Xbone
Does MS actually have some sort of quality control?

>muh mature games for mature gamers such as myself
Ironically, you're talking about being under 12 and brain damaged, but you'd have to be both of these to be a.console warrior.

>Because it's a weak console
all fucking consoles are week

In what way is that ironic? Are you illiterate?

It just came out on xbox. But yeah, MS has higher standards than sony.

206 timeyou posted this

Get yourself checked, autist

Why does Canada trigger non-whites and leftists so much?

Sup Forums is chronically poor as shit. The average guy here just now bought a used PS3 and has a mediocre PC from 5 years ago.

It came out for the Xbone back in Feb, and I never even heard of the game till today.

>you have 30 minutes to do thing
>with extremely outdated controls that were dropped for a reason
Indie devs need to stop jerking off to older games and realize why newer games don't play like the older ones anymore

WTF PS4 WON!

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NOOOOO!!!

Oh shit, Shephy got a digital release.

kek, I somewhat fall into this camp
I start a lot of these threads, when I've got over 300 hours in BotW and played more of my Wii U and Switch than the PS4 I got in 2015
I honestly love everything coming to the Switch though right now

>nintenbro
>idubbz fan
no one is surprised

They've had it too good for too long

>vita is much better
made me giggle, based sonyposter

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You really need to kill yourself.

the only people who need to die are the people who police the archive like some kind of sperg-tective

Because it's so hard to copy and paste a post number. No really you're a waste of fucking space. What's the purpose of posting the same thing almost 400 times?

Wtf is going on in top middle right card

A welsh man's dream

that was my first post in this thread, cocknose. I didn't say it was hard, I said it was fucking autistic.


Find a fire to jump in

I'm sure it was blunderfag. Go choke on some maple syrup canacuck.

It is anomalously doing well despite having no good games at all
It still has fucking stupid gimmick shit and yet people are still buying it

Oh, you're just scared because you're lost. Makes sense.
P.S. this is now only my third post in this thread, by the way, if you're such a smartass fuckface you'd be able to see that.

And Nintendbros will still buy this game out of a compulsive need to prop up an irrelevant publisher that's been coasting on nostalgia-bait for the last decade.

Looks like a DS game

>this is now only my third post in this thread
>on an anonymous image board where you can pretend to be anything
Whatever you say, pal

Alright fine you've convinced me. That you're also retarded but not in the same way as him.

>vita is much better
>Vita
>handheld that wasn't even mentioned at e3
>much better

Yeah I love a handheld with no good physical releases and memory sticks that cost as much as the system.

Cool ps1 port.

It's just another shit, gimmicky console like everything else Nintendo makes. It has some good upcoming titles, but that's all you can really say about it.