The hair especially
pay attention to it and accept no substitutes
This is what Samus actually looks like
Carson Peterson
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Ryder Bailey
>ywn have a 80s Samus with teased up hair
Dylan Long
Which means she looks like this right now.
Adrian Hughes
>Samus
>Now a Milf
>Bad
Benjamin Wilson
Who is the Al Bundy of the Metroid Universe?
Blake Foster
literally Adam
Lucas Lopez
Huh? That's just Christina Applegate duing what looks like her Don't Tell Mom The Babysitter's Dead era.
Jordan Nelson
...
Daniel Kelly
Skin too white
Hair too long
Ian Powell
>Peach fuzz
Dylan Green
Not a bad thing.
Brandon Carter
THIS is what Samus actually looks like
The hair especially, disregard the tattoos and other alternative shit.
pay attention to it and accept no substitutes
Carter Martinez
>space mercenary bounty hunter
>no tattoos
Benjamin Baker
>service cuck
Isaiah Miller
Oh my... I am getting too old for this shit.
I remember fapping to her while watching Married with Children back when it was being first aired
Nolan Barnes
Maybe she has tats, but not those hipster ones.
Xavier Bailey
Idk y but that picture is actually scaring me.
Leo Johnson
Nah, those are hipster faggot tattoos not in the service tattoos, don't get army tattos mixed up with faggots that's never even been in a fight tier tats.
Asher King
Who is the Peggy of Metroid?
Isaiah Perez
>meme floyd
Disgusting
Cooper Nguyen
Sits around on their ass all day, expects everyone to do what they say, and never accepts blame when shit goes sour?
Adam.
William Torres
>Antifa hair
Get out you Swedish faggot
Aiden Robinson
Yeah, I've never understood why any woman would opt not to just take 30 seconds with an electric razor to deal with that each morning. Such a time investment. Same goes for people with unibrows. One fucking swipe with a trimming razor each morning and suddenly you never need to have one again.
Noah Sullivan
When will 80's blown out hair return? High waisted thongs/bikinis are slowly coming back.
Charles Gutierrez
...
Samuel Allen
Hair needs to be shorter.
I want Nu-Samus to be an edgy bounty hunter cunt that doesn't take shit from no one
Lincoln Gray
...
Cameron Jenkins
I want to fuck that hair
Carson Kelly
...
Cameron Moore
This is what Samus actually looks like
Nicholas Jackson
I get so mad whenever I see Sarah used as Samus in SFM or 3D art. Sarah Bryant fucking predates the blonde Samus redesign. She even wore the blue bodysuit before Samus. Fuck everyone who fell for the Zero Mission meme.
Cameron Jenkins
I somehow don't see Adam scoring 4 TOUCHDOWNS IN 1 GAME
Benjamin Hughes
b-but isn't she human?
Matthew Reyes
I wonder if this faggot is this dumb or just trying to piss me off.
Josiah Torres
Floofy hair is best hair.
Juan Williams
nah, she is indeed a goddess
Jacob Bell
Go away, Dobson.
Justin Barnes
OwO
Easton Cruz
Virtua Fighter: 1993
Tekken: 1994
Continue being this retarded.
Lincoln Stewart
me too
Julian Carter
Best Kelly outfit
Noah Lewis
that's not her outfit from when she was in that glam metal video
or one of her bikinis
Mason Fisher
Samus is Kelly Bundy?
But when Kelly Bundy speaks its good and funny. When Samus speaks is painful and bad.
Jack Gonzalez
I want the early 90s back.
Ian Harris
This thread took an unexpected turn really fast.
Jason Wilson
Please stay on your designated board vlad
Lucas Robinson
This is what samus actually looks like
William Walker
wrong, Samus is adorably ditzy, just like Kelly Bundy