Why don't you own a switch

Why don't you own a switch

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why do you post this everyday? How much are you getting paid?

Why do you browse Sup Forums daily? Don't you have a life ?

You're here too buddy, so how are you any different?

Too poor, barely feeding myself

i have one

has 'no games'
waste of money.

Because I dont want one.

Its Wii U 2.0. Its shit.

Buying one soon for Spla2n and BotW, been hard to track down

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Nobody can find one.

But I do have one.

Battery is terrible.
Specs are super mediocre in general, for a home console, and even a portable (average cell phone has better specs for goodness sake).
Little third-party support, of which has only been getting worse as more news floats to the surface.
Has decent exclusives, but none that catch my eye enough to spend the full $60 on, especially seeing as more ports are confirmed and I already got tricked into buying a Wii U once before.
Also refuse to let a company cuck me by making me pay for online, considering how insulting that is to people that actually buy the console and the games in the first place, as well as pay their own Internet bill.

I could go on, but those are the basics in my eyes.

Maybe when the Switch gets an updated and cheaper model like how the DS and 3DS family does I will consider buying it, but if that battery does not change then I just refuse to give it a second thought.

Because I bought a DYSON V8 Absolute.

nogaems
played zelda and mk8 on friend's wii u,
arms looks like shit, splatoon looks good,
FE is musou shit, mario will be good, xenoblade combat is atrociously bad, pokemon/rabbids/kirby/yoshi will all lack difficulty.

>average cell phone has better specs for goodness sake

Maybe if you consider a cellphone that costs near a grand "average"

Because

But I do, cause I don't avoid good games for the sake of pride

What I don't understand is how anyone bought the red and blue edition. But then again people bought that blue and black 3DS at launch too.

I borrowed my brother's Wii U and played BotW on that. There's literally no other reason to get a switch until at least SMO

>paying money for lego city, puyo puyo tetris, bomberman, TBOI for the second time, cave story for the fourth time, SF2 for the nth time

If wii u games were appealing it wouldn't have flopped.

Nah, my cell phone came unlocked, after taxes, no contract, base specs for 337 dollars and even at that price it is on par with the Switch. In fact, my cell phone has more ram than the switch and a better native screen resolution to boot.

Oh, and my phone also has a removable battery, so even if something happens to the battery, all I gotta do is a replace it myself for cheap, instead of sending it off, under a limited warranty to Nintendo.

Believe it or not, user, but smart consumers do not go out and buy the latest Iphone, Samsung Galaxy, or whatever flash in the pan flagship cell phone comes out for the week.

Why are you posting this everyday?
Are you getting paid?

I do though

>he can't afford an s8+

Waiting for the redesign, just like DS and 3DS.

I've had Nintendo consoles my whole life, from the ds to the wii u and never ever had to deal with battery problems.

im to poor

Because Nintendo's first party IPs don't interest me and it's going to inevitably get skipped over for most AAA mutliplats I'll inevitably want

Why would I?

No real reason right now, I'll probably pick one up later when it would actually make sense to.

Because Amazon fucked me again and I'm back to waiting.

HMM I WONDER WHY I CAN'T GET ONE

Because I'm stuck working in a conveniance store 5 days a week for the summer

He's getting paid.

link to the website that tracks them

>1 good game
>already have it on the Wii wuu
no thanks

So post your phone, you should have just done that in the first place so I could laugh as it has no dedicated gpu and an ARM processor that is running a phone os in the background

>Why don't you own a switch
no games

I refuse to support Nintendo and their bullshit

nowinstock.net/videogaming/consoles/nintendoswitch/

Hey, user
Did you know that his smartphone has an internet browser?
I know what doesn't

>paying $300 for a garbage console with 2 good games ($60 each +tax), polished shovelware, and ports from 5+ years ago with forced motion controls, whose main selling point is portability but only has a 3 hr. battery life and breaks when you breathe on it

You have to be literally retarded to buy one of these

arigato user kun

Give me one reason to buy one before at least Mario Odyssey is out. I already played BotW on wii u.

Waiting to buy the XL version or whatever reboot comes out first. Thing is I don't think I can hold out for that long

No games
Shit hardware
Paid online
No one I know wants or owns one

Hey, do you wanna know what runs games like shit because of how bloated phone os's have become?

I know what it is.

Literally this.
I got Zelda and MK8 on WiiU, Arms doesn't interest me in the least, and the rest are either multiplats or games I've already played.

Switch has no games
yet

I do. Stood outside of Target for an hour the morning of March 3rd. Wouldn't say it's worth it just yet but I like it.

They don't exist apparently. I went looking. I haven't even seen someone else playing one.

Proof that console war shitposters are just playing both sides.

>paying $300 for a garbage console with 2 good games ($60 each +tax), polished shovelware, and ports from 5+ years ago
Why are we suddenly talking about me PS4?

how many games on par with BOTW or Mario odyssey do you play on your phone, can your phone use a controller?

What kind of roastie browses the internet on a console?

>better native screen resolution to boot
a higher res screen for a dedicated gaming device would just make battery life worse for little visual benefit
in fact it'd probably make the visuals look worse, as they'd most likely still render the games at 720p and upscale

Grow up, guy.
A phone can do a million other things a nintendo console can't.
Once the console actually gets some fucking exclusives worth playing, I'm getting one.
>can your phone use a controller
Yes. Paired with emulators, it's a god-send.

>720p
That's why it's shit.

They get stocked online like twice a month and sell out in less than 5 minutes.
If I walk into a store and find one on the shelf I'll buy one. If not then I'm keeping my money.

But i do thought

I do but it's been put back in the box and into the closet. I don't play it at all after I beat botw. Luckily I'm on neet bux so my back account refills itself.

Games run at 1080p docked. If they ran at 1080p in portable mode the battery would last 10 minutes. And so would your phone if it tried to run these games.

I personally used the web browser of the Wii U way more than I use voice chat.
>play game
>click
>now I can look up a walkthrough
>click
>back in the game

Who else has such a feature? Oh right, Steam does with their retarded steam Overlay, that works like shite. ANd pretty much every modern console since the DS has an internet browser. Nintendo's approach was the best one, because it simply worked fine. There's no reason why the switch shouldn't have one.

it's not really 1080p though. It's just upscaled.

>how many games on par with BOTW
A lot are available, quite easily.
>Mario Odyssey
Oh man, that game you haven't played is so quality!
>can your phone use a controller?
Yes, you retard.

>actually buying Has-been heroes

Because I'm waiting for my dead on arrival PC handheld.

I saw someone playing ARMS on the subway literally once. 95% of the time people are playing mobileshit on their phones with the other 5% playing on 3DS or Vita.

I do.

>and so would your phone

availability too low at msrp

THAT DEFLECTION THOUGH
THOSE PERSONAL ATTACKS THOUGH
YOU SURE GOT ME

10/10 YO WIN

MK8D, ARMS, and Splatoon 2 all run native 1080p60.

I've never heard of this, and looking at it I don't understand, is it supposed to be capable of putting out gaming PC power or does it just stream?

How are you supposed to play more than 2 modern games if it only has up to 128GB memory?

Ah yes we all know how demanding candy crush is at 4k compared to any open world game after 2009.

>he doesn't still play galaxy on fire 2
3 was disappointing
Also, roms and a few good ports with actual hd textures. Hell, I have more third party support than the switch.

When did nintendo catch up to 2009?

Honestly, the only thing holding me back is the lack of save game transfers. it's something i'm really autistic about. Especially considering the Switch has such shit internal storage. I want to be able to transfer my save games if needed.

It sounds like it will get an update in the future that allows it, but until then i'm waiting.

I do own a Switch shut the fuck up!

Waiting on Xenoblade 2, Fire Emblem and SMT.

lack of backwards compatibility. I still don't have a wii u yet.

I'll wait for switch piracy in 5 years so I can play the 3 passable exclusives it'll get in that time, just like I did with the wiiu and wii.

Mario Odyssey is not out yet

Got one here in Puerto Rico 3 days ago which has no gamestops anymore. Pretty sure you'll get one pretty soon user.

im too poor and nobody is donating to my twitch stream

because I bought one this morning and it doesn't get her until tomorrow

i dont like nintendo anymore, their games dont interest me and after the wii u i'm just done with them

What happened during the Wii U that bothered you so much?

>tfw saw only one in store and decided to come around later to buy it and it's gone

I played myself

This kills the Switch

Same here, I'm done with Nintendo after the betrayed me with the Wii U

it has a fucking plastic screen

waiting for the 3rd XL version

There are stores near me with switch stock, I don't think this site is too trustworthy

Not enough games.

I bought the wii u for $350 and felt burnt after all the false hype and promises. Also my taste in games have change over the course of three years and i explored other consoles and games. I'm no longer interested in nintendo games anymore and mostly use the wii u now a days for tekken tag 2 or blacks op 2 multiplayer. The switch is only getting anime Japanese games and nintendo games for christ sake. That's not even worth $300 or what ever scalpers are charging imo.

sorry to hear that friendo

I just stream Cemu to my phone paired with a Dualshock 4 + clip

better and cheaper than Nintenbro lol

It only tracks stock for delivery from major chains like Amazon and Walmart. It doesn't track local stores.

No offense but are you just buying games you don't care about to justify your purchase or do you really like those games.

>most of the games are ports DELUXE GOTY REDUX editions of games
>not interested in arms/splatoon2/bomberman
>switch bundle with controller should be $250

aside from all of the anticonsumer policies as well