The Walking Dead

So, uhh

We still care about this series or what?

Sure we do. Season two is coming out any year now.

Teltale can burn in a fire for all I care

What the fuck were they thinking? That was still the most forced romance (if you got that scene of course) in a videogame I have ever seen

You have had years to let him go.

Just stop user.

I WANNA CUM IN DYKE CLEM

TWAU season 2 when? Fuck this zombie shit the only reason the first game was good was the Lee/Clem dynamic, not the setting.

Out of three (and a half?) games, only one was any good.

It's fair to say it's a bad series.

Life is Strange stole Telltale's thunder. Before the Storm is gonna be vidyakino.

Yeah it was forced as heck, Clem saw and treated him as a small kid, you can even see that when Clem interact with him:
>"Uncle Javi I dont want to stay and watch the place, I want to go pew pew and kill a bunch of bad guys!"
>Let me handle him Javi "Umm could you stay and watch my back please? Me on the offense and you in the defense would make a killer team!"
>"Sure Clem I'll stay!"

At best she saw him as someone who she could be a kid again, but there is no reason for Clem to see him romantically.

My clem is till pure of course

The most popular theory since its a Janefag only ending is Jane's whorishness with Luke and the resulting pregnancy seemed to stir up some depraved shit in Clem. Jane confirmed worst choice and I say this as a guy who think Kenny was insane

[Spoiler]Post it [/spoiler]

>haven't updated their game engine in 17 years

Telltale is the Bethesda of video games.

>TellTale
>videogames

Post ONE of their games that isnt an interactive movie.

Telltale Texas Hold-Em

>virtual poker
>game

Something that always baffled me was how much less content season 2 seemed to have compared to season 1.

With as much unexpected success as the first season had you'd think they'd be able to at least match it in terms of length and interactions.

Telltale made bank off of the first season and then decided to go for quantity instead of quality with that newfound capital.

I think after they realized that the story had so much more draw than the puzzles they decided to go full cinematic with season 2. Moving quickly from action set-piece to action set-piece.

But without the extra time to flesh out characters or make relationship choices feel like they mattered it fell flat by comparison.

Only people who cared about it in the first place were normies too stupid to read a book so they thought it had a good story.

Clem is hitting that age where she wants to spread her legs and he's the only boy her age that she spends any time with. It's only natural for her to get interested, although I think you're overplaying it since she still leaves him to look for the nigger baby at the end.

The first one is god-tier though. Even Sup Forums liked it, nigger MC or not

t. Javifag

Dude, do you EVER sleep

Pretty ironic since Javi is confirmed bi now

Wouldnt the zombies have all rotted away at this point?

A severed zombie head can survive indefinitely until they kill the brain, I don't think they worry about real-world rules too much.

They will probably make some asspull like the virus feeds off oxygen so it can stay alive long as theres air.

give me a quick rundown on the entire season, I don't want to play it or watch someone else play it. I've played the first 2 episodes when they came out but had no motivation to torrent to others

no
fuck you
thats some horrible shading

play only season one, the rest is a retarded fan fiction

The origin of the virus has never really been a focal point.

It could be supernatural, biblical, or some military experiment gone wrong, but it doesn't really make a difference to the average joe caught up in the apocalypse.

I've played season 1, I want a rundown on the new season

Post the vocaroo or I crash this thread with no survivors.

>short hair Clem isnt cu-

I got Gabe killed and Clementine didn't even touch him.

The content of each season has become pretty bare. You barely even walk around and solve puzzles anymore. It's pretty much one cutscene after another, with dialogue options and a few set pieces.