SGDQ 2017: $900k. $1, 0 0 0 , 0 0 0

Now: Metroid Fusion
Next: Super Metroid
Later: 8 H O U R J R P G

Schedule:
gamesdonequick.com/schedule

anime

SUPRISE, SUPRISE
THE YETEE

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Anime

fuck these puns

>Applause for corporate sponsor

>8 hours
>"""""speed"""""run

>they actually hit 1m on friday

hello?

people know these yetee donations are just them giving gdq their portion of the shirt sales, right? the company isn't actually giving anything except what they owe

Is Samus thicc or not?

lol newfag detected

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>Hyping up the shitty Le save/kill Metroid run
>Lul lets do it at Midnight EST!

Who's getting shot for this blunder?

Sirris best music

>ten THOUSAND dollar donation...
>applause
> ...from the yetee!
>silence

>Smip meh an half health ralo y
What the fuck is that guy is saying, I can't understand him.

HE SAID IT

NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE

FINISH YOUR DRINKS

this event must do very well for the yetee if they're willing to drop so much on it

AINT NEVER BEEN DONE BEFOE

Redpill me on The Yetee. Why do they donate so much?

But it makes them look good.

Consumers aren't very perceptive or smart.

M O N E Y
L A U N D E R I N G
B E G I N S
N O W

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Thank you captain obvious.

$500 donation from anonymous. No comment left.

If I take off their shirt will they die?

thanks for the money goyim, remember to save the animals

who /epic dank meme/ here
B A N E ?

It was originally earlier but delays pushed it way back.

>only a few minutes of difference between any%, 1%, and 0%
what is the fucking point of these arbitrary categories

god i want sex so bad. im so lonely just watching speedruns all day. sure, i make fun of trannies but i'm just jealous that they are comfortable with their sexuality

seriously, how much of a petty cunt do you have to be to whine about someone giving 10K?

EST is the only timezone that matters

>Sup Forums suddenly hates final fantasy 7

what

Went to sleep around the time jedi outcast started did I miss anything

This is what your donations go toward. Thanks SGDQ for saving europe!

free advertising to your core audience: nerds with money

not

POST SAMUS LEWDS

>implying this is a real donation

Get an onahole faggot

underage anons who never played it

They sell a buttload of shirts related to the event, so they're donating some of the profits.

>1 mil+ raised for isis sympathizers

Hooray...

Do they usually not reach $1M until Friday/Saturday? I know there's a surge but man, they've got a lot of catching up to do.

Because they make more than they donate selling shirts during GDQ, most likely. Also free advertising.

Oh god, please don't tell me you missed the Jedi Outcast run. It was GOAT tier

The average commentary for any given marathon run is abysmal. Why do folks think it is important to extol how many half seconds could be saved like it actually matters in the context of the marathon setting?

I want runners to just discuss things like they were having a casual conversation, maybe explain a little bit of wtfery here in there. The level of minutiae some commentary reaches is dreadful.

sex is overrated as fuck

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8 hour "speedrun"

Can't lewd her user.

what game?

They're not donating really. That's just them giving the GDQ their cut of the shirt money.

>that they are comfortable with their sexuality

It's nothing but money laundering.

nice armpit

Man, Yeti sure does donate a fuckton all day long...

Oh... So, in actuality they just owe GDQ like $80k, they just spread the donations around. Cool, I guess? Padding, but cool.

We did it Sup Forums!

Guys I'm drunk and just got paid. What should I buy on Amazon. Already ordered overwatch, mirror's edge artbook, patriots day blu ray, and peanut butter and honey granola?

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It's footage from the new GTA game set in Germany.

I love Fusion but this run is boring as fuck for some reason

I love FF7, but I'm not willing to watch an 8 hour speedrun of anything.

>posts that on Sup Forums
>your mom is also in the same thread
>she comes to your room and opens the door
>she flashes her pussy and says "you'll never get this"
>you're still on Sup Forums

I DON'T CARE
POST SAMUS LEWDS

I miss her sometimes.

Lame ass commentary
Sure, it is really cool on a technical way, but in an awesome-fun way, it sucks

donate to save the animals

Soldering iron.

Because it's safe and GDQ approved to talk strictly about boring speedrun bullshit. You risk getting banned for entertaining bantz.

No one wants to watch an 8 hour "speedrun" regardless of how good the game is.

RATE THIS RUN SO FAR

Outcast was at 4 am I just couldn't stay awake anymore

I know this is suppose to be sarcastic, but it fucking is.

>ff7 8 hour run
How are you preparing?

Why didn't anyone invite me to the MSF BBQ?

gotta grab those cokes

Sorry, user, Samus is not for lewds

It was the best run since Bonesaw's.

any good metroid memes I've missed so far?
been cooking dinner

Hmmm.

The guy was a turbo autist so there's that.

FWAHAHAHA

>get banned for reasons unknown
>spiral into apathy and dissented carelessness
>people expect you to come back ranting and raving
>"YOU'RE JUST BEING APATHETIC TO TEASE ME"

Pop-tarts.

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i'd give her a portion of my sales if you know what i mean

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>ff7 8 hour run
>How are you preparing?
I'm going to turn the stream off and actually play video games instead.

>that dab
kek
>"grabing those cokes"
>Sup Forums can't into strategic setups

I like to know those things if I don't know the game or the run.

Im ready to embrace comfiness.

sleeping all through it

I want to 100% those video games

Loading my revolver.

Megaman Zero Collection for the DS.

My donations are going towards MSF, though.
Didn't realize MSF was literally Black Bloc.
Awesome!