Pearl is cute!

Pearl is cute!

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That's not what she looks like. Her top-fang is way bigger and more centered, her teeth are more pink than her skin is, her forehead is bigger, and her mask is much more narrow (practically nonexistant).

She's disgusting.

remove goblin from inkopolis

Well yeah, if she looks like that.
She doesn't though.

People only pick Pearl to be contrarian.
Fuck you, Zone.

LOLIDOM

And huggable!

Personally I pick Pearl because she's cuter. Helps that first splatfest has Pearl with better taste than Marina.

It's honestly a shame that she only looks good in fanart, her face in game looks like shit.

pearl is fucking ugly

>tfw you think all the splatoon characters look like pumpkin headed gremlins and this one isn't any more particularly ugly than the rest

they are all nasty little creatures.

She is not cute in-game.

Every splatoon girl looks kind of worse in 3D and gets better treatment in 2D, don't lie. And for what its worth OP's pic is really close.

How can you think that?

I like Pearl
Her character seems more interesting
I like them both

t. zone

People only hate on Pearl because it's the cool thing right now.

Fanart can make anything look better than it really is. They are ugly lil shits when you aren't trying to hide the fact they have heads like gourds and look like the kid who makes ugly sounds when he gets what he wants

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But she is

I like how their moonrune name give off a lot of /u/

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I fucking love this meme of shitting on this malformed character but
I fucking agree, I really don't get how these malformed children are sexy to the point that people release pic after pic of Splatoon porn

It's a fucking gremlin. Disgusting. I don't want Squidmaru

"k-kill me"

>Pearl-fags are this deluded
She looks nothing like that. She looks like a disgusting little mongoloid goblin with a forehead you could park a 747 on.

>still meming that she has pink teeth because of the lighting in that one video

Their tagline would be better without the "don't get cooked" part

still looks like a an ugly baby with down syndrome

Whenever I look at her model I feel like people are overblowing it.

She's not a loli. A Hime-ika is a pygmy squid. So I guess she'd be a shortstack.

She's missing the "stack" part of shortstack
She's just short.
Discard this ugly thot

Pearl
>Giant forehead
>Pink teeth that look more like baby's gums than teeth
>Cylindrical body
>Grumpy and bratty facial expressions
>Fucking weird circle eyebrows
>Squat head and facial structure

Marina
>Proportional face
>Cute facial expressions
>Visibly developed hips and breasts
>Objectively more attractive to Pearl by any given metric

Literally the only rationalization I can think of for someone to find that Pearl cuter than Marina is if they're so far up Sup Forums's ass they think admitting a dark skinned character is objectively more attractive than a fair skinned character makes them a libcuck SJW.
You can't even argue she has loli appeal, she looks like a fucking seagoblin.

She's a loli bruh

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much better version

what an ugly design im really surprised nintendo dropped the ball so hard with this character

>child

>shortstack

Pretty much.

>tfw missed the last Testfire
>tfw working on Saturday

her teeth color is just a result of the lighting you know

Babydoll could have done porn. She didn't need to become a Batman villain

>Demo starts when I'm over halfway through my shift on Saturday
>Will be able to play the Demo from anywhere from the last 3 hours to the final hour and a half.

Pearl looks like a retarded child and if you like her you are a pedophile.
Please go be a degenerate somewhere out of my sight.

But I am a pedophile.

I always felt for her. I think anyone would go fucking crazy if they were a middle aged woman that looked like a toddler.