What would you do with his hat's powers?

What would you do with his hat's powers?

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use it to fix the fallout franchise

>give girl free camera
>aw thanks
>use hat to take over her
>use the camera to film myself and take pics

this but i also squeeze my own boobie and play with myself as the girl haha

Possess a girl and get fucked by like 6 dudes at once

You know just to see haha

How would you do that?

Possess a Chad and fuck titcows.

Possess a man seconds away from death

Possess the president of the United States and shitpost on twitter all day.

become a benis :DDDDDD

Throw it at Peach.

And then what?

Use it on girl and get myself raped by raging pack of niggers.

damn nigga me too

Make sure she is young and white.

Get raped by niggers and suck a million dicks at once.

But it can't be rape if you want it.

Become. President. Trump

And do what?

What happens if you possess a girl and take the hat off before leaving her body?

>now have pictures of said girl but with a mustache

I think that's how you unpossess someone in the first place.

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I think Mario pops out from on top of the hat.

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Is there a single Nintendo protagonist besides maybe Kirby who might stand a chance vs blood-lusted Mario? I think his new cap powers puts him above Samus now.

Mario survived the death of the universe.

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That's it, possess Peach and willingly take in Bowser's monster turtle cock.

Take control of a girl I like and the rest is up to your imagination.

Capture a plane

It's not like you can make her have sex with you since your body will be inside of her as well, what would you do?

>Moustache and nose don't appear
and fuck you too, dumbshit artist.

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Use it to see through people's clothes.

I don't think the nose is necessary, the stache is tho.

Break up with her boyfriend and ruin her social life. When she is at rock bottom, I will be there to comfort her. She will fall in love with me eventually.

devilish.

>Wanting to be Chad
>Cowtits
Summerfags

pic related

Undress and look in a mirror.

>luigixdaisy

lmao

Throw it on myself so I can finally take control of my life.

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>those dislikes

I was thinking about how Mario posses the bullet bill and crashes into a wall and it dies...

imagine such a short life

Because the trailer got people hyped and the actual gameplay reveals that it's boring as shit, read the comments.

>Wario has THREE marshmallows
>only gives Daisy ONE

I was wondering, how could it have so many dislikes?

Then I turned my headphones on exactly as they were saying "it's not just fun it's Ridonkulously fun" and then I realized it was the commentary that caused the dislikes

God I am so sick of NTR faggots pushing their shit

Nope, check the comments, people are saying how bad it looks and how it reminds them of Sonic 06.

WHATEVER I WANT

t. Luigi.

Am I the only one who hates the hat?

Why does it have eyes? it looks stupid.

Are they running out of ideas for characters?

Like most Nintendo games nowadays. Oh how far they've fallen.

They ran out of ideas decades ago.

I just want to be optimistic for once guys, the game can still be good, r-right? They won't screw it up right???

by making you buy my FUCKING GAME

All the gameplay makes it look dreadfully boring, they tried to make another 64 and Sunshine and don't realize those games exploration mechanics are outdated, people want more Galaxies and 3D worlds which are more straightforward platformers, not explore a city to find hidden musicians.

Fludd or cappy?

Answer: Fludd

damn that's dark

Modern Nintendo ruined Kirby, Metroid, Zelda, Star Fox, Smash, Mario Kart, and now Mario looks like hot garbage. If you support this company you are a tool.

Neither please.

its in her pants

I'd rather play Crash Bandicoot tbqh.

Who's a good partner for mario then?

Possess Peach so when she gets kidnapped by Bowser, I can just get fucked by the big Koopa Daddy all day and be his breeding bitch~

You just pop back out if the host dies user.

But I already pirated it.

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Hot.

Haha

Befriend a better looking person, apply to same job, make sure his friends are my friends, posses him, and see how others grieve my disappearance, and finally enjoy living a better quality of life through appearances rather than personality.

Technically it was Rosalina that saved him and Bowser.

Don't forget Pikmin and Donkey Kong.

Nintendo fell for the 64 and Sunshine are good games meme. All the worlds look empty and boring with a bunch of flat terrain. The hat gimmick looks incredibly shallow too.

Yes, Donkey Kong is the worst one by far, anyone that likes Retro's garbage games must be insane.