How's that soda treating you, Sup Forums?

How's that soda treating you, Sup Forums?

what's that?

soda? what soda?
only thing i drink here is tea and milk

>tea
rip

Add ice, dingus. I get half my daily water intake just from meltwater.

wrong board friendo

Boy I love chicken nuggets.

Quit soda January, actually have been feeling better physically since. Have tired moments, but worth actually enjoying myself on occasion

you're kidding right??

Kidney stone. If I was going to have one I would have had it already.

Kidney stones.

What is wrong with tea?

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Sure you know that Sup Forums only drinks water.

I will always be haunted by that Seinfeld episode where Kramer has kidney stones.

I only drink water

Nothing, but if you load it with sugar it's no different from soda.

your shit's all retarded you can't live more than a week without soda

Daily reminder that Kidney Stones are a genetic disorder and your diet has only a minor influence on it.
>tfw waterfag, got told by doctor I have a higher chance of stones "just because!"
>had to pass one not a year later

>not drinking unsweetened tea
baka desu senpai

Water and coffee master race

>sugar

Have been drinking water exclusively, with alcohol occasionally, for the past 5 years. I'm good.

I exclusively drink water.

can you get kidney stones surgically removed?
can you get pain killers if you have to pass them?

I only ever drink water, beer and sometimes tea. Am I in trouble?

You and me both. I barely if ever drink soda these days.

I rarely drink soda, though I fairly often drink tea and coffee, with sugar, but luckily I also drink water fairly often.

Same here, bro. Shit's not fair.

You gotta piss them out. Sure you can use whatever you want to block out the pain.

18 here, i drink a fair amount of soda. probably at the least 1 or 2 cans a day IF i have coke and something to eat. when can i expect to get a kidney stone and how bad is this shit gonna hurt?

That's good then, I've been drinking basic/green teas with nothing in them.

Although plastic containers and questionably-"filtered" water are other issues to contend with.

Will coffee get me having one of those?

>believing the Sods gives you kidney stones myth

Ya'll are genetically more likley or unlikely to have kidney stones, Soda just bumps the chances up slightly.

Unless you're drinking 4 sodas a day, you'll be fine really.

I drink my teas hot, I make them as I drink it, no sugar. At most I might add some lemon juice, I've actually enjoyed it a lot from the change of soda in my life.

you clearly don't understand the word 'exclusively'

good goy

you could drink nothing but soda and never get a kidney stone, you either are going to get them or not

Yes, but it's generally not worth it unless it poses a serious health risk. A more common procedure is to have them broken up with a more minor surgery so they're easier to pass

Where's the waterfag picture when you need it? I drink water mostly too, but I don't say no to juice, soda or alcohol. Like goddamn anons.

I drink more soda than you, never had one.

You need to be chugging Mountain Dew or be drinking 2 liters per meal to worry about kidney stones unless you are just plain genetically unlucky.

the only things I drink are water and tea with no sugar, I also run, work out a lot and make quick shitpost in-between sets, all for my natty physique, thanks scooby

Soda is an occasional party-drink for me, alcohol almost never because it's retardedly pointless (aside from red wine) and gives me bowel issues.

>How's that soda treating you, Sup Forums?
I don't drink soda, though I did have a fuck load of gallstones!

got the point where the paint was so bad I thought I was having a heart attack, got that fucker sliced out

Some people only drink soda, user. 4+ cans a day sounds perfectly plausible.

it's one of the most painful things you can experience. you're effectively forcing a jagged stone out of your penis.

If they're too big to pass then yes, you need surgery.

I rarely drink soda, but I drink an alcohol daily until I pass out. Pancreatitis feels like a fat bitch sitting on your chest with a needle.

>putting sugar in your tea
Good thing I'm not a huge fucking pleb then.

>dad was a dentist
>never any soda in the house
Sucked at the time but I'm glad of it now.

I only really use soda as a mixer these days. I'm an admitted sucker for Cactus Cooler but I don't keep it in the house.

I only drink black coffee and water.

>mfw I've passed 14 kidney stones and had three lithotripsies
>I'm only 27

>haven't had any grains, dairy, or artificial additives for over half a year now
>no urges to have soda again since week one

>milk
Racist motherfucker

There can't really be people like that, can there?

>Ya'll
Really rounds out this post.

Coffeefag here. Keeps my shits regular. Cream and sugar are both for gays.

Aside from the social beer or neat Johnnie Walker, I ONLY drink water out of fear of kidney stones.

Well thats a relief, lets just hope i win the genetic lottery.

soda is already majority water numb nutz

I only drink water, coffee and beer. No thanks

You never drink just water?

Murrica is a big ass country, literally

That's how people become these absurd landwhales

You have a better chance of dying from heart disease from drinking too much sugar than you do of getting a kidney stone. Nutrition fag here.

i bet you're fat

Kidney stone survivors, what's the pain like?

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It is delicious, thanks for asking. Also not vidya.

I drink Coffee and Vodka in moderation and have the ability to be healthy 24/7 without ruining my life

Literally never had one and I drank soda all throughout my life. Not like as my only liquid to enter my body, but there were lots of LAN parties where water was nonexistent and we went through cases of soda.

You have shit tier genetics if you get kidney stones from drinking a mainstream liquid. Let darwin have his way with you.

>Not watering down your soda to an acceptable level by filling your cup halfway with ice
You sticky-lipped idiots deserve it.

>not knowing ya'll is used ironically 'round these parts

I reckon you'se from reddit?

I've heard its not as bad now, because they can basically disintigrate the thing using ultrasound or something.

Alcohol will dehydrate you even worse than soda.

Don't drink soda, haven't in over 5 years. I drink tea from time to time though.

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>Watering down drinks.
Why not just fucking drink water at that point? Or at least flavor your own water.

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>not drinking unsweetened coffee with soy milk

Tea with sugar is fuckin disgusting. Coffee on the other hand is quite nice with some sugar

>he thinks adding water will make a difference

Why are you speaking in past tense?

Coffee, water, tea and the occasional beer. Nothing else.
I stopped drinking soda mostly out of budget reasons, and if it really is as unhealthy as people say it is, then y'all should just quit it desu, since it's incredibly easy. After a very short time you kind of forget soda even exists.

>pay $2.10 for america size cup
>3/4s of volume is ice water
>mold in every ice/soda dispensor

literally nothing you can do about it.

W/O a jug of Coffee every day I would never have won the Halo 5 championship in 2015, my only accomplishment of my entire life

>soy
>wanting tits

You get kidney stones from becoming dehydrated, dumbass. Most people who drink soda don't even get them.

>soy

Coffee with brown sugar is goat early morning drink

The only acceptable drink.

What soda? I drink mostly water, maybe a glass of milk with breakfast and dinner, and most morning I make a latte with just a hint of vanilla creamer. No soda to be found here. It's not nearly as good.

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Because the internet killed LANs and thus my ability to consume cases of soda in a day.

RIP
:(

You posted this because Chris passed a kidney stone. No surprise since he lives off of soda.

kidney stones are basically pointy, sharp cystals all in a small mass you gotta force out your dick(unless its so bad you need surgery)

Watering down soda actually makes it taste better. Water is tasteless, straight soda is too sugary and sticky, but soda with a lot of ice is just the right amount of flavor and thirst-quenching.

Soda is to me like Venom is to Bane, I've drank a ton of it my whole life and never had to pass a kidney stone.

close

I'm not sure if there's a lot of people who drink four a day, but I'm often shocked at how stupid some people are with what they consume. I'm far from a health nut, going out to eat very often, but hot damn some people are nuts.

Imagine scorching hot Arizona heat, where you can walk in to any establishment and the employees there are required by state law to give you water if you ask for it. Instead, these poorfags purchase huge ass cups of soda to "hydrate." I'm almost impressed by the lengths people go to make themselves fat and unhealthy.