You have been invaded by dark spi-

>You have been invaded by dark spi-

Well OP if you wernt a casual this wouldn't be a problem.

fee fi fo fum i smell the blood of a casul scum

>2010+7
>Playing on a laptop.

just play hide n seek and then ambush them if you feel like it

Anyone not doing this on their first playthrough (IF they play if well after release) is retarded.

I don't want my first playthrough tainted by someone with a pvp-build using cheese tactics and the flavor of the expansion broken shit i don't even know yet

It's like playing a fighting game without having a BnB, simply no point, no mindgames going on.

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is that one of those vaginas I've heard so much about

Play in offline mode

>wait until my xbox live/PS+ membership runs out
>start playing dark souls

get fucked pvpfags

MOM PULL THE PLUG

>It's a NPC invader

-rit

I know this is a shitposting thread but literally why do people do this?
Why is everyone so fucking scared of dying in these games?

But if I play offline I can't summon other players to help me beat the Capra Demon

i pvped maybe 10 times in my entire dark souls career, i didnt like wasting humanity so i played the game pretty much entirely in hollow form besides before boss fights and afterwards

i played a fat build with smough set and zwei and artorias shield so i was too slow for most pvp encounters

a host would rather spend ten minutes trying to outrun you and resummon his phantoms than die and pop an ember to get their buddies back in one

fair enough, it's what i do anyways. it's just what you should be doing if you forgot about it

>there are games that penalizes you if you disconnect
>it even happens if it was done by accident

>tfw beat both D1 and D2 twice without ever touching the online

>you lost 24 healt-
>open up cheat engine
>search for my health value
>freeze it
Heh, that will show them

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You missed the most fun part of Souls games.

Using this and Chameleon on Shrine of Amana.

>pirated Souls 1 and 2, never played 3
>get Bloodborne, Nightmare of Mensis
>the moment I step in someone invades me
>spams axe spinning constantly
>whenever his health is low, he runs into a mob of enemies and heals back
>remember I have not-loyd's-talismans
>fight's over immediately, never invaded again

So this is the thrilling BB meta.

You wanna fucking cheat huh.

i wouldn't be able to play without at least seeing messages and blood pools. too desolate

>he doesn't pop Dried Finger every time he enters a new area, killing invaders while he makes his way through the level
the most fun way to play DaS3 imo
truth is most invaders are total shitters and whenever you face off with a good player it's intense as heck

> pvp
> souls
pffffhahahahaha

This, git fucking gud faggot.

I'm not scared of dying, I'm tired of an asshole with the best armor fighting me when I have jack shit, dancing around, lagging, running past enemies to heal constantly, running along the main path with enemies that aggro two at a time and can kill you in less than three hits, and constantly fishing for backstabs. It's never fun, the only time PvP in Souls is ever good is the first week of them game when no one knows anything because at least then you have fair enough fights with people who weigh spamming items and having to deal with it in their game to getting souls.

>Online PvP in Souls games
>"The most fun part"
Are you fucking stupid? Every single encounter has netter me people who lag like maniacs with the best armor and take nothing when I'm clearly hitting them and seeing the recoil and seeing the blood only to get immediately backstabbed. The PvP forced areas in DaS2 were some of the worst parts of the entire game.

I guess the pvp mechanics are too complex for you to understand, so you feel the need to shitpost on Sup Forums instead of actually learning the game.
I know dying can be harsh, but man try to learn from your mistakes and get good

>use a script and program to automatically disconnect from invading connections
>use a script and a program to automatically whitelist connection from co-op partners
>set them to a hotkey
>never lose connection to server

Fuck your PVP.

>using a ziptie instead of green slime

>he unironically thinks the tacked-on afterthought of pvp is the best part of souls games

you're a actual retard

Because you might have been just returning to bonfire with a hefty amount of souls and some faggot slaying you and making you drop them in some shitty spot is the last thing you want?

You do realize you can summon people to help you fend off invaders, right?

I've beaten all the Souls games and Bloodborne many times over including all DLC offline. That's right, I have never once played any PvP and have never used even the smallest amount of assistance. And they are my favorite games ever regardless.

makes u mad, pvp autists?

People pulling the plug while invading is some of the more rewarding things in pvp desu

>Summoning instead of doing everything solo.
Now that's what I call ruining a first playthrough.

Nerfed.

Also for pvp:
DeS=DaS1>>>DaS3>>>>>DaS2
That's my opinion as a Souls vet and dissenting opinions are objectively wrong.

The odds are hilariously stacked in the host's favor. Only absolute shit players whine about invaders.

Summoning NPCs is the true way to do first playthroughs.

If playing 50% of a game makes it your favorite game of all time, your taste is awful.

m8 only casuals need assistance on anything. your clear next step is to do it again but with PVP enabled while you solo through the swathes of retards who try to PVP while sucking at it and you beating ass like a boss.

>Can carry you through levels instead of you needing to learn and adapt
>All you end up needing to do is learn the boss due to the extra HP.

You can send your summon back and finish the game solo. It's just to get rid of those lagstabbing japs.

EA actually did a study and found that americans dont like losing, ever.
so they added a pay 2 win premium to everything.

I'm a poorfag who has the pirate version for the 360, its not like I locked myself out of the online by choice

You're mistaken if you think NPCs do anything but die immediately lol.

The """""""""""""""PVP"""""""""""""""" of these games is an absolute joke, that's for sure. It's either "joke build but oh wait it's actually not a joke build it just looks completely ridiculous VS clownsuit minmaxer who is super serious" fights where they flail helplessly and hope to god the other gets caught in a hitbox, or everyone circlestrafes for literally 99% of the "fight".

It's the worst shit imaginable, I have no fucking idea how people think the """"""""""""pvp"""""""""""" for this is exciting whatsoever.

is that a quick release ethernet cable?

>demon souls number 1
>AKA whoever has more grass wins: the game

Some of the best fun I had on DaS was in forest invasions and fight clubs. You should try doing that.

>paying a sub so you can let it ran out
>paying both XBl and PS+ like a welfare nigger

>SL 70
>Invaded by a dark spirt
>My for funs Whip build

>all these assmad invaders who can't forcefully shove their way into other people's games
Lmao, stay mad faggots. Maybe try consensual battles in an arena next time.

>I'm not scared of dying
Yes you are; your complaints are fucking nonsense. PvP in DaS is completely opt-in so you can't be talking about that game. DaS2 lets the invaders twink and abuse mobs somewhat, but it's tempered by the fact that they cannot fucking heal and any damage on them is permanent unless they're running a faith build. In DaS3 PvP is not only opt-in, but you're also highly unlikely to get invaded at all unless you've summoned phantoms. Not to mention that the majority of invaders are not twinks and aren't even above average players for the most part - plus they have half estus and 30% less health. Sounds like you're just a whiny shitter

>letting anyone kill you in your own game

>replying to shitty baits

caring for souls, lmao!

This is a scrub's perspective. I expect it though since its pvp lifetime was almost a decade ago. People like me who consistently played it knew that grass could be punished hard, even dmg.

Souls 1 had the best PvP by far.

Everything was completely viable and the buffs weren't as crazy as they became after (weapon enchant and MAYBE grass).

>Playing a souls game online
>Not R1 spamming invaders to death for bonus souls

>give people a bitch tool
>literally make it look like a big gaping vagina
Subtle, Miyazaki

>0 A.D.
>ever fucking playing on a laptop

Problem solved.
Best thing in das3 is you can literally switch covenants any time.

>invade somebody at Pontiffs
>he runs back to the start of the area
>Summoning another phantom...
>Unable to summon phantom
>Connection Error has occurred

I don't get it, you're literally 5 steps away from the respawn area, why do you need to be a total bitch

I love DCers more than any others. People who fight back or summon phantoms? They have a little gimmer of hope. People who pull the plug? They are struck with absolute terror with no possible hope of overcoming you so they just opt out

>played all DaS 1-3
>always one of lowest stamina points in PvP
>but biggest weapons that takes a lot of it
>never used grass
problem?

>invading me in da burg
>I'm a low level dickwraith w/ max upgraded armor & weapons
>carry TWOP & WOTG/ Force

>ever having a membership for either

>invading anyone in one of the most difficult boss battles
>expect them to not be nervous as fuck

Blue Police Faggotry ftw.... more kills for me, also theyre nice of replenishing estuses

Playing PS4 version even there's bs ppl out there with endgame gear and weapons i dont even know how the fuck they equip at soul level 15 range...this dude had a level 40 str vordts hammer, a health bar that never ended and unlimited stamina. Why the fuck is fighting something like that fun...

>Souls 1 had the best PvP by far.
Man fucking kill yourself nostagiafag. DaS was laggy backstab fishing bullshit. PvP in that game was fucking miserable and everything was NOT completely viable

>wait on a edge pretending to be afk
>emit force

Are you that dumb? Invading and summoning IN battle? He meant after Pontiff, you fag, its 20cm from bonfire

>I want all the benefits of help without any of the consequences of pvp
>wah I'm entitled

It's more like you're an annoyance than a threat.

can i really enjoy souls if i don't play the pvp?

He's still a bigger threat than offlinefag

>doing some pve in iron keep
>some fag invades me
>alrighty then lets duel
>takes out his cheese poison trident which he looked up on fextralife
>one hits me
>always disconnect from now on this is what u get pvp fags

DaS3 is the pinnacle of From pandering to bad players and they still whine about invaders. I think a huge number of players would actually be in favor of removing invasions completely and that's depressing as fuck.

how? they both have faith requirements that would put them outside the invasion range for lower level players
>no upper limit for most covenant invasions
>largely ruining the point of sl50 and 120 builds
>80% of all forest invasions are gankers where the you have to fight everyone before you can fight the host if you're lucky you wont get hornet ring backstabbed with an dmb great club.

>i can really enjoy souls if i don't play the pvp

ftfy

If I lost something other than Souls like the armor set I was wearing and had to buy it back for a high price invasions would be a lot less stressful.

You're not making sense... an offline fag just wants to play PvE, which is basically where all the time and effort of the dev team went into. PvP fags are just obnoxious idiots with either autism or a superiority complex.

>imblying I want PvP in my PvE game
neckbeards get out

There should be PVP, but not invasions. Both players should agree to fight, otherwise it's just annoying.

>invaders complain they have fewer estus, less health, etc
>have all the enemies they can pull to host
>whine that they don't get tongues for doing nothing

I never understood this shit. Invading is piss easy, you just have to not be a fucking retard that runs straight to the host. Nothing is more boring than watching some nigger run to hide behind enemies the second they take a hit. Nigga, you've got the entire fucking map to set up an ambush, use it, don't be a bitch

This you?

Yes, but you can also enjoy it WITH pvp

multiplayer kills my immersion

So you pay the price of a full game to just enjoy half of it?

Now who's being dumb?

It's part of the experience of playing the game and it always has been.

But i didn't join police, i prefer being RedFag and SpearFag, but i often use BluePoliceFags to instakill them (they mostly rush on you) and get estuses from it

>You have been invaded by a dark spirit

This. How are shitters so bad at invasions?

And it's bad. You have a rich world, interesting characters, fun gameplay - why get in the way of that so some edgy kids can invade in the middle of a game. If I wanted to fight PVP, I'd choose to fight PVP. In the same way that you won't get co-op summons unless you want them, you shouldn't get enemy summons either, except for certain areas.