Why does this game still feel mediocre?

Why does this game still feel mediocre?

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Because it is bud :)

I wish I had a BAD ASS game to play instead..

Because the devs cater to the lowest players of the game.

Which is why they nerf Roadhog and buff OP heroes like Winston.

Because Blizz can't create anything quality anymore. Still they can hype their titles to sell like hot cakes. They could serve a polished shit on a silver platter and people would buy it in masses.

Why is this game so much worse than battleborn?

Battleborn has a more bad ass art design, better controls, hotter smokin' babes, and it's free to try!!! What are you waiting for?

How did they nerf Roadhog? Haven't played in ages?

Killing the damage on his shotgun. Now you can't one shot heroes you hook.

Even someone like Mercy?

>wahhh wahhh i have to press 2 more buttons to get a kill now! this isn't fair!

neck yourself

>Ask a simple question
>'lol neck urselv'

no u

play DmC pal I recommend it :^}

Because you don't like it. Stop complaining about games you don't enjoy and play something that you like.

Kaplan has never done a single good thing in his life and still somehow he's been a success.

Slow-ass class-based game that's more about composition and metagame knowledge instead of raw skill reward so there are basically no hype moments.

>low skill ceiling
>characters don't have a personality developped enough to be interesting
>not enough maps
>not enough risk/reward potential
>press q to win
100% of my internet researches starting with "overwatch" end up in "34"

>dumbass mcree dps players jumps around their reinhardt with no care
>gets hooked
>"WAAAAAAAAAAAHH HOOK IS SO OP"

Because you're a diamond cuck.

Especially skinny fucks like Mercy.

And he now shoots at a much faster rate with another bullet added to his clip. With that speed you can now shread shields ezpzi and pepper the other team with decent damage, when you're hook's off cool down you grab one and finish them/have your team rape the tank.

The tank character actually plays like a tank who needs to stick to his team, not just a pick for some retard that wants to dps by himself and flank.

Roads got lower DPS now buddy. And that's pretty fucking sad considering it was already piss poor on anything that wasn't a shield.

The nerf on Road is the reason why D-va and Winston are the meta now.

Pre-nerf Road could destroy both of these characters.

>that's pretty fucking sad considering it was already piss poor on anything that wasn't a shield.
No it's not, all you have to do is learn the sweet spot range for his right clicks.

they were meta way before the hog nerf

Why is dive comp so unfun?

>all you have to do is stand at this exact range at all times and hope the other team is too stupid to play around that exact range

>Wahh I want to be able to deal huge damage all the time as a tank!
Wah wah

The game feels so slow.

>Wahhh wahhh I can get out of plat because I don't understand basic tactics.

The game doesn't have very memorable toons

>short range
left click
>short-mid range
right click
>mid-longish range
shift
>very long range
get away, you have 600hp + a 300 hp heal
>hook-melee combo still 1shots 200hp characters
pic related is you

>no new comptitive game modes thus need map designs, same old chokepoint shit
>new map is okay for less chokepoints but feels too open for OW at the same time, mostly since shields stop long range hitscan from doing much
>new heroes aren't massive changes in mechanics or add new playstyles

Why is Blizzard so retarded? Why do they keep releasing underpowered, half-baked heroes that add nothing to the game?
How have they only released two new maps in an entire year? Why has one of those maps been universally despised?

Why does Blizzard think releasing more heroes is more important than releasing new fucking maps?

Roadhog isn't a tank
Not an argument

>generalizing ranges like this
No. It is
>point blank
>exactly 8 meters
That's it. Anything between those ranges and you are tickling them.
>hook melee combo still one shots
Objectively and demonstratively false.

because it's still mediocre

Good maps are harder to make than heroes.

>Roadhog isn't a tank
Yes he is moron, just now you have to play like one instead of hookxkilllol

Reminder if you're a Roadhog player you can still two shot people!

First step, switch to McCree

Second step, shoot people in the head!

Now this will be tough, because it requires AIMING!

The concept of Aim is foreign to a Hog player, but you need to use your mouse to move your crosshair over the enemy's head.

Oh yeah and you only have 200hp not 600 and you can't self heal, oh and your stun only lasts a faction of hogs.

It's almost as if playing a DPS character should require skill and positioning, not just running around throwing your giant hook and getting free kills where your targets can't fight back!

Name one ability hog has that allows him to tank for his team.

>hook melee combo still one shots
>Objectively and demonstratively false.
>hook is 30 damage
>new nerfed shotgun is 150
>melee is 35

Because they're making money hand over fist but they don't invest any of that money back into the game! Look at HotS, everyone would consider that game dead compared to Blizzards other games but it got 5 new maps and 10 characters in the last year.

Why is it that a dead game gets so much more content than the hottest thing their company has ever put out? Precisely because it's so popular. Everyone is playing it anyway so they don't need to put it any effort. A department store doesn't have to put on a sale to attract people when business is good.
Instead they put all their effort towards "events" so they can make even more money with people paying to gamble with lootboxes and nobody can afford it when things are 4 times the regular price to buy with in-game currency.

>I CAN'T STAND OUTSIDE HOOK RANGE: the post

Does this game ever go on sale?

And is there a solo campaign, or do you have to play online with tumblr retards?

>I don't know what spread is

Metal gear rising is fun. You feel like a badass too.

pharah+mercy cancer killed this game

Because if you play it for long periods of time, you'll start to realize how repetitive it is.

In order to gain maximum enjoyment from playing Overwatch, you can only play once a week.

Sadly this. Why bother spending money to improve your game when you already know that whales will throw money at you (regardless of the game's quality) everytime a new event starts.

Goes on sale but there's zero solo stuff. They only had one thing you could call a mission and it was just a limited time event. Other than that there's no story within the game itself.

I bought Overwatch

I am having tons of fun

I am D.Va main

>spread after a hook that brings them to point blank and stuns them too so they can't move or use abilities

good maps are way more important in an fps

that's why Splatoon was so successful, they added like ten new maps that were all really good within a year of the game coming out

Because it was only popular during it's initial release. Then half a year later folks began to realize the game loses all excitement when you realize every match will play out more or less the same way, the only difference being who loses and how they lose.

Because it has no depth at all and it has shit characters

>Why is it that a dead game gets so much more content than the hottest thing their company has ever put out?
HotS isn't really all that dead thanks to 2.0.

But otherwise your pointer is still solid, HOTS get's alot of decent content. First 2.0 revitalizes HOTS, then we get D.va, then some months later once 2.0 settles down we get Malthiel, and now pretty soon we're getting Stukov, along with datamined hints at a Blackheart Bay re-work in the future, and an upcoming re-work that updates Xul for modern HOTS gameplay.

Shit's cash to be in Heroes right now.

Sorry but BC was great.

Best endgame of any WoW xpac

She's low-grade waifubait written by a team of marketers to appeal to the least common denominator. You must be seriously boring if you actually like her. You are probably a plebbitor too

Because it is.

Its proof that all you need is a massive marketing budget and retards will flock to you in masse.

My favorite OW story so far is how the one year anniversary was really terrible and you couldn't get anything of note for your characters without ponying up some real money, lot of people where pissed.

I like her because Evangelion is one of my favorite anime

She has an Asuka and Unit 92 skin for Heroes of the Storm that I hope they bring over

Because it is. Lackluster almost all around.

Only thing you could really argue is that HotS gets to choose from a large amount of pre-existing characters to choose from in most cases. Overwatch still looks pretty sad when you realize the first 12 months had six events while only two full maps were released in that same time.

And she has the most bland generic look and personality ever

Battleborn is on free trial

Overwatch has boring characters. They're inoffensive, but that's their biggest curse. They have no real personality outside of their immediate catchphrases. Only people with a lick of character are Junkrat since they're more active than "bleh I'm evil, or I'm da good guy!".

Compared to TF2's cast, it's down right a-shame that a developer known for making awesome, memorable heroes and villains, ends up with a case of over 20 boring people to play as.

>"That's a right pretty bra washer ya built ya big ugly girl!"

>choose from a large amount of pre-existing characters to choose from

Ignore that bit of retardation. Could also add there were only three new heroes during that time as well and while Ana dominated the game for months it took nearly half a year after Sombra's release for her to be seen as a legitimate choice and not just a throw hero. Orisa definitely felt like they ran out of ideas because they just combined a bunch of shit that was already in-game and called it her kit.

tfw no Canti color scheme skin for Bastion

>muh road

Except that if you got gud you'd know Reaper is king.

>ywn be this butthurt over somebody's waifu

hwoah... does that specific form of diablo have... rule 34?

Is it actually worth it despite being F2P now? Did going F2P finally raise the numbers?

Im master rank.What are you? Platinum shitter?

Also D-va counter Reaper.

Because you are probably a Rein main

Game was shoot the shields for a year, let people play something other than soldier, rein and mercy

she is QT and you know it

Dunno, it was done by a awesome drawfag in the hotsg on /vg/. Did some of the other females of hots but they're too lewd to post here.

But yeah I thought it was a funny/lewd pic to save since there's no tits nor vag to get me banned.

She's not a waifu if she barely has any personality.

Tracer is good pick too

could you imgur them? pretty please user?

Lol you're definitely not master speaking like a faggot. Git gud.

Just for you, platinum shitter and also my season 3 just to spite you even harder.

Cause it is

Here ya go mate. Haven't checked on HOTSg in a while so nothing else more.

Orisa was really something else. How the heck can you release 2 new characters and then the third is just take theses characters skills and put them all together, it's just as good as a brand new hero. Even Paragon isn't that creatively bankrupt.

Did that one dude ever finish the zarya/hammer pic?

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Forgot to paste the link.

I thought Roadhogs were meant to fucking eat Mercies. Oh well.

>western
>waifu
God you are a fucking normalfag

Yes. The only characters that spread wouldn't apply to in that situation all have far more than 200 HP.

He did in the link I dropped.

>No Succubus Kerrigan or Scorpion Queen Zagara

Normalfags have raped the meaning of the word waifu.

Waifu literally just mean 2D girl now.

Yeah I know it sucks.
I want to fuck Zagara and be my mama.

I saw that, appreciate it.

randy go take pictures in the bathroom

>showing your Season 3 rank as if it's something to be proud of due to win-streak abuses
>44 wins and barely at masters for the current season
You sure got me pal.

No, waifu these days means flavor of the week. Once a new waifu crops up, then the old waifu of the week drops from existence.

Roadhogs spread is fuckhuge dude.

ironic weebs were a mistake.

I'm a Tracer main though, but it's still just really unfun. Every game is just a clusterfuck

Overwatch is hemorrhaging player numbers meanwhile Paladins is growing.

Alright show me your rank. I assume if you can talk shit this much you must be really fucking good at this game

I was really drunk playing hots with my friend last night and there was a little exchange that went like this

>"Dude, dude, dude, dude. Y'know what would be kinky as fuck? Banging Zagara"

>"You mean like scorpion queen Zagara? Yeah I guess she's got tits"

>"nah, dude. nah. I mean REGULAR Zagara, bro. Egg shitting, zerg making, xeno bitch queen Zagara, bro"

>"How would you even accomplish that you freaky motherfucker?"

>"There's always an orifice somewhere, my man"

Behind her is a hole.