HOW CAN HYLIAN GIRLS EVEN COMPETE???

HOW CAN HYLIAN GIRLS EVEN COMPETE???

By not being ugly muscled amazons with terrible proportions and giant noses.

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Nah.

Do Gerudo like to hold hands?

hit the nail on the head. anyone who pretends to be attracted to these giant freaks are just being contrarian.

I'm going to fuck Urbosa and Riju at the same time.

Whatever you say. Their features are exactly what I'm into.

>not liking delicious brown
>not liking tall women
>not liking tasty lady abs
>not liking their cute noses
How much of a faggot can you be?

card?

This character is only rivaled by the disgusting looking 'females' found on Steven Universe.

Shit skin, trans, Jew nosed freaks?

>The only interesting thing in the game and she's already fucking dead

I'm so glad I didn't waste money on this fucking game.

>jewizons

Too brown to be Jewizons

>trans
>with those huge breasts

lol ok

>from the middle east
>not brown

you aren't dumb enough to actually believe the jewish lies are you?

Went kind of nuts on the accessories. You've been warned.
spoilered just because it's a bit off topic.

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thanks

It's a shame gerudo women turn into dudes. Because holy shit Riju is perfect.

>gerudo women turn into dudes

i'd rather have the amazon loli's instead

Where do you think Ganondorf came from?

By not being dead.

Paya best girl

I want to lick Urbosa's abs

stick to children/loli, fucking lowtest pedophile faggots.

You see user, when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much...

>>>>>Reddit

What?? No and gross.

Gerudo multiply by dividing like an amoeba. They start out all cute and fuckable like but eventually turn dudeish like . If you leave them long enough they go full transition and became a male like Ganondorf.

Zelda got Link.

>tiny eyebrows

They can't though.

I thought it was canon since OOT that when comes the mating season the Gerudos just storm Hyrule to forcefully steal semen out of defenseless hylian males.

i like muscle gals but this design is horrid

Well I mean, they dont have a nose that takes up 3/5ths of their faces for starters

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Sup Forums really is the cancer killing this site

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FPBP

By being white.

post the rest

>Gerudo multiply by dividing like an amoeba

wut

They're all women

>can't recognize shitposting immediately

They all fuck pale hylians but only shit out pure gerudo kids who then grow up to fuck hylians who just shit out more gerudo.

Daily reminder that Ganondorf is a manlet by Gerudo standards.

Their genes are as dominate as they are.

lol no are you retarded? a male is born every 100 years and he mates with the women.

if there were no males then what is ganondorf? a fucking potato??????

Ganondorf is 230 CM.

And they reproduce with men from other villages.
Hylian genes are recessive pussy shit

He's 7' 6" though

I explained here >And they reproduce with men from other villages.
Different species

It's not genetics, it's magic. Like how a male Gerudo is only born once every century. Recessive genes wouldn't stop Gerudo genetics from slowly dying out over the period of 20k years.

Oh fine, MAGIC dominate genes.

This. My headcanon is that the Gerudo got cursed by some deity and they can't properly breed with other species so they only shit out more Gerudo and their males are almost nonexistant.

Yes, and?

>Different species
wut.

They say in OoT that they go to Hyrule Town to get boyfriends.

Is that including hair and shoes or not?

>you will never have a Gerudo girl sit on Zelda's back and use her muscular arms to prop Zelda's ass up at the perfect height while practically bending her in half for you
>that Gerudo girl with the giant hips will never sit on your face and engulf most of your upper torso with her ass
>you will never find a physically exhausted Gerudo girl out in the desert who despite being mostly muscle, is too weak to stop you from doing whatever you want to her

Isha is my waifu.

>high heels and massive hair

I mean, I wouldn't count my hair when measuring my height, but I'm a dude with short hair so...

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>Different species

Fucking wrong.

They aren't even tall high heels though. Look at the image on this post

What are some cool Never Ever tier things that you would like to see in the game?

>gathering all spirit orbs without using them allows link to offer them to a goddess statue for special key items
or he could offer them all to the evil deity statue in Hateno Village

>hair
Who the fuck is counting hair?
>shoes
Bubba if you short or some shit you gota realize that a literal niche of girls love you. They mostly older sisters

You sure about that user?

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>and the hair

b8

No one counts hair as part of their height.

low test

Gerudo might.

Riju is so fucking perfect, and yet so little art of her exists. Why is this?

Because everyone drew gerudo link instead.

Urbosa's hotter

Call up your mom and apologize to her for being so dumb and then stop trying to argue really stupid shit on the internet.

Never knew what folder to save these to

Do you have proof that they don't count their hair?

by not havin a nose where a heli can land

Do you have proof that they do?

Do we have anything in game that we could use to measure their height?

I was going to go to the store and buy a box of goobers, but it looks like we still have some right here.

How tall are they in comparison to Link? OoT Link is about 5'2 and BotW Link is 17 (just like OoT Link) so 5'2 is a good ballpark estimate.

You are something rather special

A voltfruit cactus.

Here's Link side by side with Urbosa. I don't know if these are actual in game sizes. This is just the size of them ripped from the game.

I'm being serious though. I'll actually try find out stuff.

Nintendo is starting to appeal to a more international audience than you cucked ass white countries

That collapsed waist really throws it off.

By not being orange big nosed kikeresses.

The gerudo in BotW were too fucking sexy
Everyone was too fucking sexy.
Just imagine if they did realistic instead of cel-shading.

I wish there was more porn of her

*teleports behind you*

Maybe if she she wasn't so fucking hideous she'd be more popular.

>All the gerudo had child bearing hips, be it skinny, ab-ed, or thicc

You just have bad taste