Coworkers start talking about pubg

>coworkers start talking about pubg

>coworkers uploaded a pic of them having fun together after work AGAIN

>coworkers start talking about their favorite Kirby final boss

>coworker exit the building by the windows when someone start talking about Fallout New Vegas

>coworkers start talking about touhou

>coworkers don't play videogames

>talk about video games
>coworker asks for your steam name

>he adds you
>start playing a game
>"Hey user! Why aren't you at work?"

>look at his profile
>paragraphs of fursona bios and other gay shit
>favorite group is some anime meme
>mfw

>mom finds onahole you left in the shower

>Co-workers start talking about politics

>see guy at work browsing his steam store during the summer sale on his phone
>seen him browsing these threads while at work
Tony I know you on here bubba

>have a pretty general username
>"sure add [general username]"
>"how will I know it's you?"
>"it's ok you'll find it"
They won't

I should invest in one, and name it Centorea.

>Coworker visits Sup Forums alot
>finally decide to add him on steam
>furry shit and my little pony
I hate you fuckers that surf this board furcunts. Im transferring fuck that.

>coworker comes to wor wearing N7 hoodie

>meet new coworker
>he's a bit awkward but nothing too strange
>says he's into PC gaming so he gives me his Steam name like it's no big deal
>add him on Steam
>furry avatar
>almost all of his 100+ friends are also furries
>joined dozens of bizarre sexual furry groups, including one for people who appreciate horsecock

I mean, I admire his ability to not give a fuck but goddamn

>Co-worker uses word 'despair'
>Autistically start talking about Danganronpa
>their faces are totally blank

>co-worker eating cake says it's delicious
>"and moist! The cake is a lie!"
>nobody says anything and conversation dies for like 5 minutes

I also keep sperging out and using Sup Forums lingo IRL. I said a film was kino and everyone stared at me.

...

Why would you come here and lie?

Behead him

I'm not lying I actually do have autism

>How have you not played [popular game] user? I thought you were a huge gamer!

>coworkers start talking about elves

>coworker wants to talk about games
>starts to talk about minecraft

>video games start talking about coworkers

>I can not understand the concept of constructive hobbies: the comic

>co-workee has great taste in games and start showing up to your LAN parties

not vidya, check my 5 cuck

>friends come over to play some Rocket League on ps4
>after a few games one of my friends asks about Project Diva Future Tone which he saw on my home screen
>boot it up to show him the wonders of vocaloid music
>every fucking load screen is a snapshot I took of Miku's, Rin's or Luka's bare feet
>"Haha guys it's all randomised I didn't take those pictures haha!"

...

>letting your fetishes leak in anything
Good job!

>coworkers start talking about their wives

To be fair I've seen a lot of people rag on people for playing video games as a way to spend free time while all they do is watch netflix all day and browse/post whatever their chosen social media site(s) happen to be.

Comic is still retarded though.

witnessed.

>talking with a buddy at work about black friday shopping
>mention wanting to get diablo 3
>sperg coworker immediately butts in
>starts shitting on diablo 3 relentlessly, citing why diablo 2 is better and how buying 3 is tantamount to murder
>he just walks away from us afterward without another word
We didn't end up buying it, so I guess he accomplished what he wanted, right?

>coworkers start talking about lynching niggers and fucking 12 year olds all day

ugh, we get it

Diablo 3 is pretty boring so you are missing out on a whole lot of nothing. That being said all of diablo is a snooze fest

"Oh, I do like a few video games. PUBG isn't for me though. Do you like every movie? Lol"

Socializing really is easier than you make it out to be.

>coworker adds you
>coworker is an erp fag
>coworker forgets you added him because you never actually wanted to play with her after finding out how cringy she is
>she starts up an erp chat with you
>you end up fucking coworker
Love my wife but fuck she makes me want to put my head through the wall with all the furry shit

Diablo 3 is fun only in couch co-op on console

>friend tries to get me to buy it during the sale
>tries to entice me by saying Id be too bad at it and get killed all the time

not only was it super fucking obvious but it wasnt even making it sound appealing

> forgets you added HIM because you never actually wanted to play with HER

At least make sure your fake stores actually make fucking sense

A wild encounter with Sup Forums, glad to hear you survived.

>im so speshul i draw and play music an sheit

>2013
>friends start talking about Rust
>convince me to download it
>it's shoot on sight, unoptimized open world early access trash

>2014
>friends start talking about dayz
>convince me to download it
>shoot on sight unoptimized open world early access trash: zombies edition

>2015
>friends start talking about ARK
>convince me to download it
>Shoot on Sight 2: Electric Boogaloo with dinosaurs

>2017
>friends start talking about PUBG

not this time...not this time. early access was a mistake

>coworkers laughing and having fun talking about games and other shit during lunch break
>decide to get up on the table and do the Ace Ventura talking butt thing with a Mario voice
>get fired 10 minutes later

what the fuck did I do wrong?

>coworker really likes Resident Evil
Even the shitty movies but hey I won't judge

>people like things i dont like waaaaaaaaaah!!!

Isnt Rust basically like ARK? Anyway Pubg is more to dayz than ark for sure. Its just a battle royale, its suppost to be shoot on sight and while it is open world, the world quickly closes off to force people to fight each other until 1 person is left. Its pretty good

>referencing Ace Ventura instead of the superior Jim Carrey kino
I'd fire you too

>coworkers talking about their happy lives and families

Rust is like ARK yes. I'll give pubg credit for the simple fact that it doesn't try to do any base building bullshit, it's shoot on sight because it's just a simple battle royale

ARK and Rust were obnoxious because people shot you on sight but there was more to the game than shooting but that's all people did regardless

>I can not understand the concept of a hobby at all: the post

>coworkers talk about how shitty their life is even though they're always otherwise cheery

>coworker is a meganormie chad who wont stop talking about Zelda
>I take pity on him and give him my tickets to e3
>he loved it and is now a good friend
>I get chad favors occasionally and people talk to me now
Damn it feels good to be a gangsta

>glad to hear you survived
did i?

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>tfw boss asks for your steam
>it's a full on gay anime profile

Unfortunately

>I have a hobby so I will shit on other people's hobbies because I don't like them
In your efforts to be more mature you come off as more childish

Usually the strawman you draw is someone who criticizes one of those things and then does another one of those things. Someone who hates all of those things most likely has a successful life doing useful things with their time, holding a high paying job,
and reads books/socializes.

>coworkers begin to smalltalk with me

sounds like it saved you 60 dollars and shame

ungrateful cuck

>coworker asks why they can't find you on Facebook.

So how you avoid the topic when coworkers start talking about vidya? Saying "I don't play videogames" actually sounds like you are telling them off

please b patient with me i have autism

>wagecucks

When will you faggots wake up and realize you are just being played by the jews? I have never worked a day in my life and it feels fucking fantastic.

Get cucked, betas.

>I sent you a message user, why didn't you reply to me?
I dunno, maybe because you're a drama starting bitch.
"I played a bit when I was younger. I dont have too much time for them now. I mainly do X (other hobby)"

>coworkers ask if i play videogames

Talk about videogames you like. Just try to avoid sperging out and don't bring up shit like Senran or Miku and you'll be fine.

Downplay it. Give a yes or no answer and don't carry the conversation beyond that.

>cow-orker of mine was talking about building a PC to play your average early access game and multiplats
>he builds a half decent computer, I think a low end i5 with a 1050TI
>a few weeks go by and he talks about how it's not fair how Yakuza Zero and Persona 5 aren't on PC
>he starts talking about how Sega said that PC was their most profitable platform with their strategy games
>he does the same with a few other Japanese games
>mfw

My god.

>co-workers start talking about porn

>coworker asks me for steam name
>i pirated all my games

Fuck off im going to Sup Forums to fap to traps

>coworker starts talking about his favorite loli artists

>coworkers start talking about pubg
>they dont actually play it, they just watch streamers play it

>Working

Gotta eat and I'm not on the spectrum so no NEETbux for me.

>>Me and Co-workers when our boss talks about playing an xbone.

>Used to live the easy NEET life until last month
>After a month of trial i finally have an actual job for 8 hours at day
How do non-neets find time to play at all? Is it habit? How much time do you reserve for it?

Well let's see.
>Sleep 6-7 Hours a day.
>Work 9 Hours a day.
>still 8 hours to do stuff.

I also have time to take care of 3 fish tanks, 2 pet rats, and do my laundry.
I also hook up with a girl from work every weekend. Vidya just isn't my life like it was when I was a neet. I'm also a lot happier now too. I don't sit up at 2 am, crying to myself with my shotgun in my mouth, wondering why I continue to go on being a parasite to my family.

>tfw comfy job that is only 9-5 mon-fri
>tfw about to move to a comfy apt that is within walking distance of my job
>tfw plan on staying at this job for as long as I'm in Dallas

feels gud to be feeling gud again. I wish you luck m8s.

Bitch you have like 6 hours after work to do whatever you want. You're new to working and that's why it sucks so hard. Once you find a job that is somewhat interesting with a lot to learn its not so bad, you just need to get in the rhythm of going to work every day. Go EVERY DAY. NEVER MISS WORK TO PLAY VIDYA. It's a bad habit that will fuck you over

>constructive hobbies
You mean building Legos?

It's a shit game for 30, I dont blame them.

I breed fish for fun and cash. It lets me practice being responsible. That's a constructive hobby

>what is reading good books
>what is listening to good music
>what is watching good movies or series
>what is learning something like a language, playing an instrument, drawing/painting, etc
>what is doing exercise
>what is socializing with other human beings
Literally no excuses for doing stupid inmature stuff, you can have fun in better ways.

Vanilla world of warcraft taught me to manage my time. There was always something productive to do, even if it was in that god forsaken time sink.

You'll have time at work where you'll have nothing to do or think about. Decide what you are going to play during that time so you have a plan to actually make use of your time when you get home.

I think you didn't get my stupid joke,
but that's ok.

>coworkers start talking

>vee starts talking about co-workers

a friend of mine has a yt channel where he pretty much only plays h1z1 and pubg nowadays, at least he isn't a faggot about that

Fuck, user, have a thought-to-mouth filter. I love Danganronpa too, but when somebody says despair I may think "Danganronpa" but my brain then says "fuck no now is not the time".

Just try and think about what you're gonna say and if it fits into the conversation. You may respond a bit slower for a while, but it's worth it.