Is this the most kino video game to ever exist?

Is this the most kino video game to ever exist?

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Yes

Don't answer that, a rhetorical question.

2 and 3 should have never been fucking made

the ending to 1 was perfect and it should have ended there.

2 and 3 fucked everything up and felt forced as fuck.

There's already a thread on this exact topic.
But yes.

>You will never get your picture taken with Sam Lake.

I agree despite enjoying them. It just makes more sense thematically to end the story after the first.

Yea, I made this thread then saw it. Still kicking myself over it.

Well it's gone now, making this the current only decent thread in the catalogue.

Not to be that guy, but if you liked this game (or GTA IV, for that matter) you should try Mafia.

Mafia is pretty kino. One of the developers actually had a director degree.

2 was fine, fuck off.

This is the most Kino game of all time. Also, I hate the Kino meme. I love Max Payne though,I wish Remedy made something even close to MP1's quality again someday, but I doubt it will ever happen, sadly.

>That scene with you know who getting hacked up by cleavers in broad daylight.

That's Mafia 2.

Shit platforming
Stiff repetitive gameplay
Stiff animations

Remedy should make a game that uses both alan wake and max payne and they all fuck around with sam lake in noir york city

Did Sup Forums just discover Max Payne? I've seen countless threads recently. It's cute

I think it was on summer sale. But I really think it's underrapreciated for what it is. Now that they're not under microsoft anymore it seems like people might actually like the games more

I can assure you that I played the game when it had just came out and have not played one game since that has better storytelling/narration.

>Max Payne
>The Sun went down with practiced bravado. Twilight crawled across the sky, laden with foreboding.

>Max Payne 2
>And with that realization, I am reborn. I had a dream of my wife. She was dead. But it was alright.

>Max Payne 3
>Those fuckers. Fuck them.

Alan Wake is a writer character written by Sam Lake that supposedly wrote Max Payne like Sam did and now Alan is writing things into reality and also part of his life was written into reality from the very moment he was born by the Dark Prescence like Sam writes into videogames because Major Tom to ground control I'm stepping out the door and the sky looks in the most peculiar way mirrors aren't what they seem

That's cherry-picking but you have a point. The thing with Max's narration is that it was always very detached and very literary, which contrasted with the lowlifes he interacted with (Payne in the butt!) and provided that special weirdness.

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>Alan is writing things into reality
I wonder if Sam Lake is a fan of John Carpenter.

Close, it's Max Payne 2.

Fuck off, Sup Forumsermin scum.

wew i want to cum all over her underboob

Yeah pretty sure
Alan Wake is purposedly built to be felt like a cheap novel cheap thriller and a cheap TV show, but the difference is that it's parodying those things with self awareness and just wants you to have fun and go along with it. Like B serie movie or a pulp fiction book like Stephen King and the likes.

It's kinda genius though, in a strange bizarre way that Alan Wake exists and was greenlighted. It's not bad at all, even if it poses to be cheesy and self aware.

>tfw this was the first time I popped a boner

>Max Payne
>Bitter over the top fuck

>Max Payne 2
>Sad "Written by I-Will-Never-Write-a-Book Sam Lake" drama faggot

>Max Payne 3
>Old bitter fuck

wrong

Not an argument

kek

THE FLESH OF FALLEN ANGELS.

It literally is. I outlined the differences here: Max isn't suppose to swear and be and overtly bitter self-loathing fuck in the internal monologues. They are sad and dramatic and literary in both 1 and 2. That's what makes the game stand out from your average criminal drama like GTA or Max Payne 3 (not to say that criminal drama or those games are inherently bad).

MP3 is written by GTA writer, who prefers to write more down-to-earth speech, and it shows.

>MP3 is written by GTA writer, who prefers to write more down-to-earth speech, and it shows
And also incoherent stupidity
MP3 is stupid and not in a spiteful way, it's just a stupid plot with stupid stupid very stupid characters. I think it wasn't thought through.

mirrorS arE morE fuN thaN televisioN

In my mind I imagine it as all the pills and booze have gotten to Max and he isn't as articulate as he used to be. alcoholism sucks.

Max in MP1 and MP2 are not the same characters as Max in MP3

Max's monologues are the best part of Max Payne. Can any /lit/fags rec anything written in a similar style?

Noir stuff?

You want film noir?

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is Mafia 3 good on PS4/tell a good story/have good shooting?

YES, I FUCKIGN LOVED MAFIA 3 BECAUSE EVEN THO ITS THE SAME THING YOU CAN GO LOUD, STEALTHY, AND ITS ALWAYS A NEW SCENERY/AREA OF THE MAP. AWSOME STORY DRIVEN GAME,

no to all of those
Mafia 3 is shit

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what the fuck am i clicking

It was fun and pretty though

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As a adventure game
Enjoy the ride