Soooooooooooooooooooooo

soooooooooooooooooooooo.........
she's the official mascot, right?

>she

you're mom is the official mascot, you fucking waste of biomass

I like just the normal funny dog better. Thicc shitters please kill yourselves.

This.

I love the switch dog.

No, this guy is.

Go back to your containment thread you degenerate

>hey let's make the mascot a dog
>ok, but she (because it is essential that it is female) has to be anthropomorphic
>but why
>I have to be able to masturbate to it ...oh and don't forget she has to be ""thicc""

No.

Does it have bell's palsy?

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Nope.

>not being able to masturbate to the dog, regardless of gender
low-tier

yes

>has a dick

You have to go back

>le minus8 le sexy switch doggo mene XDD

hiss hiss kys

>not sniping the /ctt/ OP with this

there's always next week user

>Masterbaiting
Found the low test

pretty gats was the first to draw switch doggo, though minus8 is good taste

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>Sexualizing a console
Not surprising since 99% of this board is populated by virgins
You people are pathetic
The normal Switch dog was just fine

>She
Anyway, No, not even the unofficial one.

A master baiter catches all the fish

>All the art all but stopped for Switch doge
Why? I like her. Much better than generic anime girl with ponytails.

>exposing AND pissing off the ctt autists with one post
Bravo.

It's not 1990 anymore grampa, we know the Inklings will eventually take his place.

Come back to /trash/ where you belong and leave these plebeians to become shitty blue Sup Forums.

>>Sexualizing a console
are you new or something?
consoletans are so old they have a wikipedia page

She could be the new Nikki.

>down syndrome furry
pottery

sauce?

>Inklings
what are you a fucking pedophile?

>click on cute autism dog
>no more pics of cute autism dog
sad

This piece of shit "mascot" needs to fuck right off.
It's stupid looking, and fucking ugly.

Why do the lopsided eyes seem to work so well despite them actually looking retarded?

symbol drawing works

I want to take her knot

I like cute and funny more than mid-tier fap material.

No, fuck off, the dog shit must stop, it's a fucking controller that barely resembles a dog, you have to be messed up to turn it into something like this

you have to be messed up to browse Sup Forums

THICC

Time to fix that

No, it's milftan

i want to fuck that doge

I am upset that i don't have any more innocent images of her

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Was there ever an officially designated Switch-tan, or is it just the autistic joycon-dog?

No.

I unironically want to fug the switch dog.

No, they're just manchild who were intimidated by the GoaT design.

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lmfao

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kawaii :3

Holy shit that is a clever design. I thought console tans have gone to complete shit after I saw this dog.

That may or may not be the aim with these

No.
IIRC they had a month long battle over it and the mods had to step in outside of tuesdays because it was getting rampant.
Eventually people forgot it except for a few and went back to drawing the other tans, or at least that's how it looked a month ago when I decided to check in. Stopped drawing for them around the switch-tan apocalypse.

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only thing that matters is that it gets my dick hard

>looks like the console
>fun mascot
its ok in my book
>draw a girl
>called it a console
LMAO
your general is absolute cancer man , fuck off.
Vita is literally fucking Tomoko

The adult one better be able to walk around when the small one's outside.

the adult one is a vehicle so yeah

I fully support this design.

this is the goat design but shitty artists without an ounce of creativity (foremost evidence of this is they are part of the -tan community) shied away from the interesting design. too hard to draw the mecha-like console body, they'd rather draw a moeblob dog.

>furry shortstack with a switch head on it
>fun
Right. I miss the Twitter dog, least it was the same but not furfag bait, only reason anyone comes for that console tan shit is the porn, don't even deny it.

ara ara~

But that just looks like a bog standard anime chick

retarded naked obese midget dog girl > anime lady #2K64

I crave her mcnuggies.

so like every other console tan? fucking retarded furries.

she would have the most unique visual gimmick of any console tan.

Why'd you reply to me?
I said nothing about that and I dislike the switch-tans in general.

goteeem Xd

She was created by Nintendo to be the mascot for the Switch. It doesn't get any more official than that.

Literally a jap dog. Couldn't have planned it better.

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Instrumentality is the key to ending all switch shitposting.

>sponored by footfags™

dude.... what?

I posted a diaper switch dog once to shit on the system.

I got a weekban for it, wasn't fun.

>Angel Rei will never cockvore you and turn you into her creamy tang

You should post Switch dog eating Nintendo fans, that'll show them ha ha

which one

>getting banned from here
>not fun

oh summer.

Switch XL

Why do furries exist? What happened in your youth to turn you into this?

There isn't a set answer, it'll be different for everyone you ask

>Everyone telling you porn is bad
>only erotic stuff that can pass censers is furry animal stuff as a result
>Everyone gets shocked when the generation grows up and is heavy furry
This is why banning porn is wrong. Japan's into weird shit because after WW2 they got their porn censored heavily. The Western world's now fucked up because we were not allowed to sexualize females normally.

Who knows.

>this is the goat design but shitty artists without an ounce of creativity (foremost evidence of this is they are part of the -tan community) shied away from the interesting desig
wow it's a milf AND a loli, so creative, so interesting, never seen that before...

UUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHH

Personally, I preferred the one that was a cute witch. You know, Nintendo's Witch.

But I'm also a fucking deviant, so I'll take the shortstack dog as well.

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Disney.

upvoted thanks for the quality post I enjoyed it a lot my friend no need to thank me just doing thos job rating good posts

dude, when i was a kid i was only into stupid deviantart pokemon inflation bullshit, i had to learn normal human sexuality over time

You are born with it and it gets awakened by something
People will blame some movie or something but the truth is most people watched it without turning into diaperfurs.

gamma rays

Ever since human race started, humanity has had a fixation of human/animal hybrids, furries are just the modern day obsession with this concept

>turning thes into das
what does switchy's voice sound like?