Too burned out on vidya too actually play it

>Too burned out on vidya too actually play it
>My thread for discussing my favorite vidya always go unnoticed
>Have to resort to bait and Sup Forumsposting to get attention

What's your favorite vidya?

That's a jar of semen in case anyone here has never hoarded their sperm before and was wondering.

This image reminds me, what happened with that guy on Sup Forums that showed off his yearly cum jug? Does he still do it?

If it wasn't for the image then OP post would've been too long to keep Anons attention

>hoarding semen
Not anymore.

Would you drink that for a billion dollars?

That's the jar that was too close to the heater, isn't it?

> Jug(singular)

It's the entirety of his accumulated jizz. Last I saw it was well over 9 gallons, separated into soda bottles and milk jugs.

But I also heard he hasn't shown up in a while. Jizzmas has been cancelled.

Not even for a trillion tbqh
I would actually die trying to drink that

Absofuckingloutely.

If you don't, you're literally a fucking idiot.

Used to love Halo, but 343i is shit, and Destiny is too much of a grind for me. I like DNC and Bayo, whatever genre those are in.

Man, I bet Barneyfag doesn't have a derpi link for THAT

>being shocked at stored semen
>of all the things on Sup Forums

You know that shit would kill you, right?

All part of the plan.

Nigga I've seen that shit before especially in my own room. But what would be more fitting as a reaction image?

He's too busy bumping a Sup Forums thread and at least three /s4s/ threads.

When I was eleven and just started preening my weenie I tried jacking off into a water bottle and wanted to store it until I filled it up

Must be an autism thing.

A thug grabs your friend from behind and puts a knife to his throats and demands that you give him the 1k he just saw you withdraw from an ATM to him. Do you give the money to the thug, or buy this Guts figure that also costs 1k.

Friend fucker was probably waiting to donkey punch me for the 1000 dollars I'm withdrawing

wait for the 1k to shit out and then go along my way

How? it's just semen that got heated up

Would you rather drink a cup of jizz str8, or two liter a tea made from dipping crusty socks into hot water.

What drives a human being to shit like this. I nearly threw up just looking at that.

Guts figure, if my friend was truly my friend he would understand

How much would I get paid? Is it a dude's sock or a girl's? Is the jizz fresh or old?

I see you stealth posting.