I PERFORMED MY FIRST BLJ IN MARIO 64 TODAY ANONS I FEEL ALIVE

I PERFORMED MY FIRST BLJ IN MARIO 64 TODAY ANONS I FEEL ALIVE

*BING BING* WAHOO

>BLJ
blowjob?

yes. OP is the eternal faggot

wow thats sooooo amazing, op. did you tell your mom?

You want me to? I'll record it.

yes, do it.

Yes

You better fucking do it.

I've called her 14 times and she won't answer

now we've got a thread
waiting on OP to deliver

call her again

don't mind me, just waiting on user to deliver.

You fucking better.

She's gone, user.

What's a bli? Is it a speedrunning thing?

backwards long jump

I'm still calling. I don't know, maybe she's sleeping?
Fuck off that's not funny

I'll bump this thread as long as I need to if it means you recording this shit so you better keep calling every hour.

Sorry

How do I git gud at dark souls 1 I cant get past the New Londo ruins then I quit the game because I get rekt by those purple niggas

Congratulations OP. You did something literally everyone whose ever played 64 has done years later.

CONTINUE, I AM THE ONE WHO TOLD YOU TO TELL YOUR MOTHER.

Shoulda replied.

lel

RIP user's mom

SO LONG GAY BOWSER

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