Playing and enjoying the Crash trilogy remake

>playing and enjoying the Crash trilogy remake
>reach Warped
>realize I have to do all the shitty gimmick levels
>can't get Plat on Makin Waves

Why is Warped so fucking terrible?

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You just fucking suck, man

The under water levels are the worst, though.

Yeah I hated that shit in Warped too. The fucking motorcycle and jetski levels were the fucking worst even so I still managed to get 103% completion because I enjoyed the rest so much.

To beat Time Trial go really really fast.

>Hot Coco level
Why

I was looking forward to 3 for playing it last but it was the same reusable levels. Fucking dissapointed since i never beaten it as a kid. I don't know why, it was so fucking easy.

At least Crash 2 was the best.

Makin' Waves isn't that hard to platinum. The motorbike levels though, fucking hell.

git gud
warped is the worst

she hot

>Whining about fucking Makin' Waves
You'll have an aneurysm when you get to Hot Coco

The only bad levels in Warped are the plane and race ones.

What are the extra 2% in 2?

relics

Gold or Plat relics gives you 102%

Fuck that, I'm too much of a shitter for this bullshit.

I've seen a few minutes of the remake and the levels seem to be the same as before, why are poeple memeing that it's as hard as Dark Souls? Is this generation this bad at video games?

Because those people never actually played Crash

Yes. The games are exactly the same as the originals minus slightly different movement which makes 1 a tiny bit harder than it was, but nothing you won't adapt to quickly if you're used to how it played on PS1. It's just people who haven't played them in years or haven't played them ever realising just how hard Crash 1 and old games in general were compared to modern stuff that's causing all the Dark Souls memes.

I recently played the original games for the first time since I didn't feel like buying the remaster. I just finished all of them and it really wasn't very hard, and I am awful at video games. I have never played the remakes, but are they really harder than the originals or is it like Mega Man Zero where everyone says it's really hard, but it's actually easy unless you are trying to go for 100%?

Crash 1 got quality of life changes and it's now harder to jump on ropes
Crash 2 has time trials
Crash 3 is the same gimmick shitfest

Overall, it's almost the same like the originals. Just casuals bitching and calling it the dark souls of platformers.

All levels remain unchanged, the controls are arguably better than original. People who say that the remake is the Dark Souls of platform games are shitters who can't play anything without regenerating health and checkpoints every 5 steps (and there are checkpoint boxes everywhere in Crash Bandicoot).

The originals looked better

I agree, I've played through originals few month ago on an emulator with upscaled resolution and it looked fantastic.

The underwater levels were at least bearable compared to the shitstain that the motorcycle levels were.

Jetski also a shit. Triceratops and pura levels were ok for the most part since they were already established gimmicks.

Crash 2 and 3 looked fucking fantastic, and still do. Crash 1 is unpolished on some bits but the enviroments themselves look very nice.

ND did some top-tier graphical sorcery to make it look that good.

>Triceratops and pura levels were ok for the most part since they were already established gimmicks
Plus they involve actual platforming.

>ND did some top-tier graphical sorcery to make it look that good.

This. Here's a good read about their dark wizardry:
all-things-andy-gavin.com/2011/02/02/making-crash-bandicoot-part-1/

Its a meme thanks to Gamespot game reviewer saying its harder than Dark Souls.

Its a problem of game sites employing people who only play walking simulators and generally hate actual real video games.

youtu.be/d3pQ0oO_cDE

HOLY SHIT I DID IT

I GOT PLAT IN MAKIN WAVES

you thrashed it mate

no worries, you'll soon be up against much worse

pic or didn't happened

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>Crash 3 hub isn't called a Warp Room

Have I been wrong for 15+ years or is this just a remaster thing?

I think the "return to level select" in 3 was still marked as warp room in the ps1 game, but the warp room was always called 'the time twister' in name.

i was doing time trials on 3 and i can only get gold. i died so many times though just doing a lot of them. i actually never did the secret world either, and the first stage is a jet ski one, and then i miss 2 boxes on it. fucking hell

Gold is all you need if you want 105% completion and the trophies, Platinum is just for stroking your e-peen.

I'm still salty about Dingodile no longer delivering that line when he's defeated. Same with N.Gin's lines in both games.

He doesnt get black face either
and Penga doesnt do a double take in the beginning of the cutscene anymore

>playing crash for achievements

never understood these kind of people? its not like you gian anything from having some jewels.

I only play to completion if the challenges are fun and if the price is worth it (i.e. Burnout 3 and Timesplitters 2)