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buyer's remorse

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game too hard for you, gen X? at least explain why without memes

They fucked up the jumping, making some levels literally impossible to finish without doing like 20 pixel perfect jumps in a row.

This isn't difficulty. The game is broken.

looks fine to me, maybe you're just shit at games?

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WOOOOW HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW
IT'S BUGGED GAME MECHANICS

>making some levels literally impossible to finish without doing like 20 pixel perfect jumps in a row
unironically get gud

literally "i suck at platforming" the post. Get fucked gen X.

>over 100%

Your cheats seem to be glitching out buddy. Maybe get those under control before you pretend to have finished the games.

The levels are not impossible. You just literally need to get good.

Why would you go for platinum relics when there's no reward or even trophy? (and it's not fun)

Is this recommended for someone who's never played the first 3 Crash games? First one I played was Wrath of Cortex (4)

not him, but I'm planning to get all platinums because i like the challenge

I like Crash.

Jump is broken in Crash 1, Crash 2 has some awful levels that it's simply trying to kill and Crash 3 is awful
I'd rather play JRPG shovelware than this shit trilogy
Also 30fps

>I beat the game using glitches and I'm superior
I can smell your fedora from here

>jump is fucked
see >30 fps
it's still enjoyable, not an excuse to not like a game.

what glitches? you can't glitch the jumps you idiot. Or you git gud or you get fucked.

Let's put it like this. Wrath of Cortex is like an expansion pack for Crash 3, with the good parts made not as good, and the bad parts made even worse. And Crash 3 is the WORST game in the trilogy. You can figure out the quality you can expect from these games.

Yes, you won't have any expectations.

>Crash jump is not broken
it is.
eurogamer.net/articles/2017-07-04-fans-may-know-why-jumping-is-harder-in-the-crash-bandicoot-n-sane-trilogy

The game's video demo was in 60fps but they released in 30fps
That's Ubisoft tier.

Goddammit one faggot says so, everyone parrots they fucked the jumping.. the downwards arc is a bit faster, that's all. Does it make some jumps a bit more challenging? Yes. Does it make it broken or impossible? Not even close. It speeds up the gameplay a bit, like wumpa cages giving 2 wumpas at a time. That's all. You're the type of little bitch that cries for nerfs in mmo endgame content instead of stepping up your game.

Don't listen to these faggots. The jumping is weird if you're used to the old crash but the game is solid. I'm having a great time with it

different =/= broken

>glitches
Who said anything about glitches?

Looks like someone didn't fully finish the originals.
:^)

I feel you but you gotta remember this isn't a PERFECT 1 to 1 remake of the original games. It's like the Super Mario All-Stars of Crash. Get used to it and it'll be easy.

What glitches? The only "glitch" in this game is walking on the ropes but you could do that in the original AND it's actually harder to pull off in the remake.

Now that's some good bait

Wrath of Cortex is better than Crash 3 but people prefer the trilogy because nostalgia of PS1
>you jump three times in the same spot
>by the forth time you fell because the physics are broken
That's the definition of a broken release

we already know that the jump is """"""""broken"""""'", that doesn't stop you from completing the game. Just admit you're trash user.

That's impressive. The platinum relics in 1 are too much for me, I only have 7 or 8.

>le bait

GAME'S FUCKING HARD. People out there were telling the truth, the platforming in this game is insanely precise with the faster fall speed and the 3D perspective doesn't help.

I'm having fun, but not as much as I did with the original games.

Might wanna try completing the games before calling someone out, son.

Git Gud

Crash 1 wasn't even that bad. The plat relics that took me the longest were Hangin' Out in Crash 2 and the first motorcycle level in Warped.

>still refusing to call the jump broken because muh harder
You are no different than niggers who scream muh dick
See webm @ 19 seconds
The physics are broken. No excuse to release a platform with broken physics

Regarding buyers remorse, i bought a vive

I'm going to steal this image and say it's mine, just as you are doing

Yes because the hitboxes are different, has nothing to do with the game's physics.

Crash Wrath of Cortex have 100% identical jump to Crash trilogy
No excuse for Vicarious Vision fucking up the physics
Also there is simply no excuse for a PS1 having longer loading times than Bloodborne

>sliding off the corners of objects that aren't flat is a broken mechanic
my sides

it really is mine, I only got all the platinum relics to shitpost on Sup Forums

>Ropes
>Flat
You are dumb. If you jump 3 times in the exact same spot and by the 4 time the game reacts differently it means the physics are broken.
The landing is never reliable

Only people who find Dark Souls will find Crash hard, aka shitters who never played any games released before 2005

i already sae that, the jump isn't broken, it works differently because the character has an oval hitbox instead of a rectangle. You cam still finish the game though, amd even get all platinum relics. You're just shit.

it's not fun if you are shit at the game.

It's fun if you know you can do it

>You are dumb
Yes you are because you apparently lack reading comprehension. No shit you're going to fall off a nonflat surface when you his the corner of it like that. How retarded are you, user? I'm genuinely wondering at this point.

that's impressive user and not that hard to believe, I platinumed all 3 games in 3 days but couldn't be arsed to get platinum relics (have like 50/50 plat/gold ratio)
true shitposting dedication right there

get fucked, I'm the only one allowed to do that. You will not steal the epitome of autism prize from me.

>the jump isn't broken
It is
In the first 19 seconds of the webm it shows the jump broken and from 19 onward it shows how the objects have shit unreliable hitbox

You are a nigger. If you have white skin you are one of those white trash faggots that spend the entire day in the basement collecting pics of platinum trophies to shit on others

50 year olds are gen X user

The jump isn't even broken.

You don't even need to do "multiple pixel perfect jumps in a row". When bouncing on the turtles you have 2 options: keep going an preserve momentum making the jumps easy (but you need to do it all in one fluid motion) OR take your time and wait between turtles, which because of the lack of momentum requires pixel perfect jumps. I've seen casual as fuck normie Lets Players get through High Road stopping and bouncing on every turtle. It's not that difficult.

And this only applies to a single level anyway, the rest of the game is easier than it used to be. The only problem (outside of stylistic graphic/music changes) in the trilogy is the hitboxes for landing on top of certain enemies. They are much smaller than they used to be.

I feel pretty casual compared to a good chunk of Sup Forums so when a shitter like me can plat Crash 3, probably plat Crash 2 tonight, and can probably get through 1's relics with enough effort then maybe it is time to actually git gud. Yeah, the jumping is tighter than it used to be. So what?

>I'm genuinely wondering
go back to neogaf

>Sup Forums DOESN'T hate a remake for once.

Woah..the fuck

>what is Wind Waker
hello newfriend

>mom look I 100%'d a children game that was originally released 20 years ago
The post you replied to was a bait.

Let's see you do the same, user.

>they make it harder to hop around the ropes and give round hitboxes to round things
>user shits his pants, "this is broken, of COURSE I can't beat the game!" he screams

Seriously, it's fucking nothing. In any game with proper hitboxes if you keep jumping in a ledge you'll fall down. The jump being quicker simply speeds things up a bit which is even good for time trials. Nowhere on the box does it say "Plays 100% like the original!".

Better than endlessly complaining online about how you can't get said achievements you triple faggot.

>I am superior
you have to be 18 to post here

the animations look like they tried way too hard. game doesnt look very nice either, looks really sterile

>this is broken, of COURSE I can't beat the game he screams
Back to neogaf.

i didn't even denied that the jump is """broken""". Calling other people nigget because you're mad just prove my point though. It's not a problem if you can't beag it user.

Wind Waker is easily my least favorite of the 3D Zeldas but HD is better simply due to the enhanced sailing game on its own. Any other improvement/detriment pales in comparison to that truth.

Speaking of Zelda, pic related for this thread. It's almost as bad as Wind Waker. Almost.

>complains about guy being proud of thing he can't do
>accuses others of being underage

Well to be fair you could also be a woman.

I don't hate the game, but I had to take a break after Native Fortress. A precision platformer with imprecise hitboxes isn't very fun to deal with.

>it's ok to release broken games as long as it is harder xD

And I just realized that my reading comprehension is fucked. Oh well.

The game clearly isn't broken if I 100%'d all of them and got all the platinum relics and trophies.
You're just looking for an excuse for your godawful skills. Learn to adapt.

You know why Crash Wrath of the Cortex was hated? because they saw their PS1 games in a PS2 and simply realized the game was always bad but the nostalgia when you were 12 years old is something people can't forget

Reddit lost the shock value so now it's neogaf I see. Get fucked, if you can't even play them you should't even be allowed to post.

The N. Sane Trilogy is the least necessary remake in the history of games. The original games still play great with bright colorful graphics and fun platforming, I played them for the first time a few weeks ago and had a blast; it didn't NEED a remaster. The colors in N. Sane are ugly as shit, Crash and half the enemies are ruined by dumb looking eyes and fucking Voldo SCV/ Conker L&R bumblebee fur technology, and they didn't even bump it up to 60 FPS.

>Learn to adapt

>you can't criticize the game play at all, because it is hard
truly crash has become dark souls

Twinsanity wasn't hated, and it was released on an early alpha state, not even beta. It's the most successful unfinished release of all time.

>TFW Don't even like the Crash platformer games but bought this in the hope that Activision gives us CTR Remastered

>I can't come up with anything so let me just reply with this image

>The N. Sane Trilogy is the least necessary remake in the history of games
Everyone was expecting 60fps with actually good graphics
30fps with Unity graphics for 30 dollars is not a bad deal but it's far from something worth it

It's not even harder, it's just a tiny bit different, any decent player will adapt in a couple hours and have no trouble with it. Keep the (you)s coming, they taste like the delicious tears of frustration of someone who couldn't even beat a videogame designed for children.

Crash 1 honestly benefitted a lot from this remake. Having a proper save system like 2 and 3 and having analog controls are really nice though. Those are some things it has over the original.

What did you expect from Activision? they are responsible for Call of Duty
What did you expect from Vicarious Vision? they make nothing but Skylander games for the past 15 years

but its not actually that diffucult

>it's just a tiny bit different
So is it better or worse than the original, in your opinion? Purely from the platforming game play perspective, not graphics.

>they taste like the delicious tears of frustration of someone

I had no idea what WoC even looked like until 2 or 3 days ago. I dropped Crash at CTR until this remake. Maybe it's because it's an early 6th gen title but man, that game looks rough visually, almost like one of those bad, like a VeggieTales cartoon or some shit. Looks like it plays like a shittier Warped but even the PS1 titles looked better, shit.

soz

Let me guess. You didn't jump on the rope

>The N. Sane Trilogy is the least necessary remake in the history of games.

That's not Majora's Mask 3D or Silent Hill Shattered Memories.

Crash WoC looks bad but plays better than 2 and 3
Graphics are horrible but you can bump it using emulation

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW BUGGED JUMPING MECHANICS

Porting something to a handheld at least makes it portable though

Subjectively I think it's better simply because it's faster, I like my platforms quick. Objectively probably worse because of the hitboxes, while they are better designed, they can make some jumps harder and frustrating.

it's not faster you dumb
The jump decay is faster therefore you have the impression the game is faster. This is called broken physics

I was a kid who didn't even know the game wasn't made by the same guys and I felt the game was terrible compared to the others while playing. It was the last Crash game I played.

Actually this rerelease makes sense, Activision has been sitting on Crash for a while and this is a good way to gauge interest in whether they should try to bring back his series after being dead for so long thanks to Universal or just slap him in Skylanders and call it a day
And it worked well in their favor, the game's really popular and sold a lot of copies

>not The Twin Snakes

So you literally fall down faster but it's not faster, it just gives you the "illusion" of being faster? Hmm.. really makes you think.

This happens on every corner including boxes, and considering how faithful the devs wanted to be, it's clearly a fuck up in the programming