Autistic things from videogames that you do in real life

autistic things from videogames that you do in real life.

Pic related, whenever there's a button to open a door I always casually press it with my fist.

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After going on a The Sims binge, I started showering and taking out the trash.

Gj user, now just get a job.

Sometimes I would pick up an object and slowly analize and look at it it for no reason like in LA Noire

i sit like snake

When I played TF2 for too long and I was walking down a long hallway, I would look behind me to see if there was a Spy trying to backstab me.

How does snake sit?

I say tf2 voicelines irl

Close my eyes while opening doors, then opening them when the next area loads.

ITT: No one knows what autism means.

like this

the helicopter in MGSV and the bonus scenes from twin snakes where Solid is sitting on a bed come to mind.

I unironically call everything badass

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the meaning of autism was changed right around the time the meaning of gender was

Most of it is inner dialogue, but I say players instead of people.
Before doing stuff I think of how many movement points it costs then correct myself on it calling it how much effort to do x thing.

I do the fist thing to elevators too.

Like a normal fucking guy

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He didn't apply for that expansion

I award myself lightside/paragon or darkside/renegade points after doing things

Sometimes I'll pick an item up and then investigate it as though it were a gun then hold it in that way

I did this a lot when I was a lifeguard and we were tasked with maintenance jobs. Picked the brooms up and held them like rifles, and aimed the spray bottles down the sights.

One of those apply to me. Am I a virgin now?

Sometimes I'll stick both hands out in front of me like I'm in an fps, and if I'm.holding something I make it bob also like an fps.

is say gg irl when i do something great
no re

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Anyone else kill people with hidden blade like in Asscreed?

where's chad version?

When I was in a hospital with my buddy, we used to recreate 1v1 Quake match in the main corridor, using some plastic tubes as rocket launchers. He was 22, I was 20.

No, but I sedate people and take their clothes for a while. Usually I try hanging out in the staff rooms and count how many minutes does it take until someone asks who I am.
My record is an hour and 53 minutes as a janitor.

>Not leaving them open and getting to see the textures before they fully load

>pop-in filters

Whoever is in charge of this game is an idiot

Sometimes I try to make a line of trash, so it would dissappear, like in tetris. But nothing happens.

Oh god, this. I was binge playing XCOM2 a few months back and I just started doing things while considering how much action points they would take, who should move first, etc.

>not focusing solely on the door, RE style

This one isn't as good as the others because it's a lot of stuff that most people don't actually do. The virgin walk was prime bait because almost everybody does most of those things. Then again, I'm still giving you (you)s so what do I know?

that's not a virgin, that's just autistic

The novelty of doing anything fun with an elevator wears off once you live in a building with one, honestly.

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>every time someone hugs me I chaingrab them to death

How do I stop ;_;

I like to dress up as Mario and run out in public jumping on people as if they were Koopa Troopas, and I like to shout "BING BING WAHOO" as I run through the streets and sidewalks and crosswalks.

Other people seem to have a problem with this, so I through a fireball (orange-painted Styrofoam) ball at them and continue running. Then I hear the news that Mamma Peach Toadstool (princess of the mushroom kingdom) needs my help to save her from the evil, dastardly, King Koopa! So I run to the local PO box and reach my hand inside to take out Peach's letter, I open the first letter I find and it's from Peach!!! I read the letter "oh mario save me so we can eat the cake i made last night" so I run to bowsers castle (the RMV) and shout It's Over Now Boawsah! and run at him full speed and he chases me so I run out of the building, hop on yoshi (a stray cat) and make my way back to the sewers, but people are working on the sewers so I say to them:

If I collect 10 shine sprites will I be able to enter the sewers? And they say "yes" so i continue my journey the next-a day with a large, wide, bright, happy-go-lucky SMILEE!

I cycle between a multitude of quotes in my responses to everyday things and stuff people ask me. It's never obvious shit like "prostagma?" when someone calls me, just a general term a character would say in the same tone they would say it. I blame the postal dude for this
>I can already tell this is gonna be an interesting day
>ooh. that's gotta hurt
>ugh, did someone slaughter a goat in here?
>and done. / time to head home
No buttsauce tho. And whenever I call my workmate, named Adam, I have to hold myself not to call him Jensen or say it like Sariff

Trying too hard there mate

I did that for a while after playing bioshock infinite

Sometimes I doubt things like in LA Noire

>always chooses the middle row
>will sit on the edge
>keeps legs closed
the point of being autistic is that you try to not stand out, sitting at the ends means less seats oppotunities to sit next to people
sitting on edges and keeping legs closed looks to abnormal so us austists dont do that to look straight
everything else is pretty good though

You accuse innocent people of fucking children and committing murder?

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you don't? everyone knows those amazon delivery guys hide AT LEAST 5 skeletons in their closet

YOU THINK I HAVE TO SIT HERE AND READ, YOUR POSTS, YOU LEFT-LEANING PARASITE?

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