"nu/v/ kiddos are literally too casual to beat crash"

"nu/v/ kiddos are literally too casual to beat crash"

On ps4, 75% of crash remaster owners did not even beat koala kong according to trophy statistics

>people realized Crash is bad and stopped playing
WOW....

>t. Madcuzbad
Gr80 b80 m80

>crash is a single player game
>Sup Forums is obsessed with it

Enjoy your pill shaped hitboxes.
I'll be playing the crash game emulated on my vita.

>the crash games*

>he actually admits to hating the game because he's bad at it

You know what, I can't even make fun of you for that.

I'll enjoy my more challenging crash, though

HELLFIRE

*insert joke about bull fighting with his wife's bull here*

This

>Literally the Crash games with pretty graphics and fucked up gameplay
>Implying it's the superior version
Dude lmao I sure do love my familiar platforming feeling fucked up.

Get fucked retard.

>all this shit about crash being "dark souls" hard
>i beat it in a day when I was 10 years old

And people say all new games aren't easy. If they think Crash is hard, I can't wait for a Ghosts & Goblins remaster.

All the jumps that were possible in old crash are possible in new crash.

You just have to _______git gudder_____

LITERALLY. MEASURABLY. OBJECTIVELY.

Just Crash with pretty graphics and fucked up gameplay.
You fell for marketing you big fucking retard.

You're sperging out pretty hard there, m8. Calm down muchacho

Gameplay is the exact same if you're good :) if you miss a jump, get better.

Why are adults these days worse than 10 year olds in the late 90s at video games?

Can you fags tone down your autism for just a moment to tell a fellow user if I should get the originals or the remaster?

Does crash 1 only have 3 islands? I feel like there were more, but I think I'm cortex island

Jumps are slightly harder and a few enemies/haxards have strange lingering hitboxes that will make you scream bullshit.

Remaster is still worth getting though. If you want more of a challenge. The things wrong with it will probably get patched eventually anyway.

I thought the complaints were just memes but damn this shit's hard. Last island kicked my ass.

>never played a crash before remaster
>beat high road with only 2 lives. Supposedly one of the harder levels in the game.

Why are you casuals sperging out over the """"""difficulty"""""" in this game?