Hello Verizon customer! As you may have heard, we won! Net neutrality has been overturned!! This marks an exciting time for us here at Verizon and we wanted to let you know about some upcoming changes that may affect you. We here at Verizon want to offer the pinnacle of on-line gaming, so we are happy to announce that we are rolling out new plans designed specifically for our online gamers.
Plan A: $29.99 a month. Provides online access to website gaming
Plan B: $49.99 a month. Provides online access for a console gaming.
Plan C: $89.99 a month. Provides online access for console gaming with faster download and upload speeds.
Plan D: $129.99 a month. Provides online access for console gaming with our fastest download and upload speeds.
Plan E: $179.99 a month. Provides online access for console gaming with our fastest download and upload speeds and access to website based gaming.
Please note, that we have partnered with Microsoft and have approved the Xbox as the preferred Verizon console. Using any other consoles on the verizon network will be subject to a monthly out of network service fee of $49.99 per console.
Now that we have that out of the way, let us tell you about our data caps and the different plans we are offering our gaming loving customers and the costs associated with them.
Hello Verizon customer! As you may have heard...
>this is what Sup Forums is defending
Thankfully I'm not American
>If you use whirlpool washing machine you ahve to paly extra for our water!
Murican tell me people don't actually try to defend this.
yeah but if it gets passed there its more likely to spread to other countries
>being an americuck in the first place
might aswell neck yourself then, what's the point in living
>2017 AD
>Being an Amerilard
You're right, most countries base their laws around America, such as Healthca-
Oops, no. Well there's also student loa-
Oh, not that one either.
Well, there's the age for alcoh-
Nope, can't think of anything...
Brazil is on the verge of something like this too, stay noided bitch
Our gun laws, Mohamed
actually....
Nobody imitates the US's gun laws
>likely to spread to other countries
No, EU has strong protections for NN which is why we dont have "SAVE NET NEUTRALITY IN EU" threads every 6 months.
Similarly other poorer countries believe its important to keep nn for economic purposes.
>politics is ok on Sup Forums when I agree with it
>>Sup Forums
Not video games
pick 1
Why not just switch to another provider?
That requires them to ask mommy and daddy. No, it is easier for them to sign an online petition.
because you most of the time don't have much of any choice
where I live it's AT&T or local provider. That's it.
is asia, africa, or australia any better off?
Feels good to be Canadian
New Zealand is good
RESPECT YOUR CHILD'S PRONOUNS RIGHT NOW, OR WE'LL TAKE XIM FROM YOU
the latter 2 of Europe apply to you
video games?
> JUST Trudeau
m8, wot?
>Asia: Literally work yourself to death and never amount to anything
>Africa: Die of horrible diseases in any country but South Africa or Nigeria
>Australia: top kek
Except the Chinese are buying all your property so you won't even be able to afford anywhere to live with your Monopoly money.
>Plan E is 20$ more expensive than buying plan A + D seperately but contains the same stuff
Kind of, but it's on a microscopic scale compared to Europe.
I don't live in Vancouver or Toronto
Patience is best girl
clearly australia is the superior choice here
I've lived across New York State and at a minimum I've always had at least two providers to choose from. Also all of my providers have had multiple residential plans to choose from that range from basic to small business tier. I don't think this will be an issue. Corporations want your money and will be willing to give you a product that gives you everything if you pay them enough.
Asia has even harsher censorship
Africa is barren and is hardly supported
Australia is Sweden 2.0
Yeah except for the fact that America is currently seen as a huge fucking joke so I doubt people are going to be too keen on copying us anytime soon
The shitty part in this is that Comcast dominates a large portion of the market that they can bully their way through.
The smaller companies then have to find ways to stay relevant, but offer the shittiest speeds or the worst data caps. I once worked on a smaller cable companies network and gave them detailed costs and benefits of switching to fiber optic and how Comcast was still using technology from the 00's. All they saw was the million it would cost, despite the fact the CEO got that in a bonus.
>Be maple Mexican
>Based CRTC in charge of telecom regulations
>Lower cell phone contracts from 3 to 2 years
>Forces providers to unlock phones for free and rules that they cannot sell locked phones
>Working on getting higher data caps for lower prices
>Already paying $65/month for 100/20 unlimited
So because you live in one of the most populated states in the country that means I'm wrong?
fuck off shill
>the same sheep who use Google to find everything are campaigning for net neutrality
It's absolutely hilarious.
The war was lost a fucking decade ago, and nobody even noticed. It turns out that giving one company a complete monopoly on all internet searches is a bad idea, kids!
Google isn't preventing Bing/Yahoo from running.
>Patience
>not Cinnamon
N o b o d y
fucking
cares
with
your
shitty
politics
lard.
...
Non-compete monopolies don't technically stop any competitors from lowering their prices!
Google already controls the internet. Monopolies already exist for internet service. Literally nothing would change if any of this shit got passed, it's a completely meaningless smokescreen.
You can only buy one plan, goyim
Correct but fact of the matter is that practically everyone that uses the internet also visits US sites or uses some services that have their servers in the US.
Sup Forums could actually really get fucked from this because we all know that Hiro would never pay for a fastlane or whatever that shit is called that gives you unthrottled speeds.
So, by your logic
>bad shit already happened
>you should let more bad shit happen, it won't change anything
Yer a certified tool mate
Does Ajit Pai poo in loo?
No, bad shit has already happened, and you're getting worried about something that will literally have no further impact.
You're the retard foraging in the jungle hiding from the "enemy" for 20 years without realising the war is long over.
who cares, reddit?
I dunno about you but I wanna fap to my shitting dick nipples pictures instantly and don't have to wait an hour for them to load
How is google monopolizing net searches connected to verizon and comcast fucking with my internet speed until I pay them ransom? Oh, they're not connected at all. Maybe you should stop being a fucking idiot.
Google has already killed 99% of the internet. Who needs throttling when you can literally remove every site you don't like?
>globalism
Blame amerilards again.
>muh internet is kill
So, no argument, just desperate pleas for everyone to become a corporate tool