>tfw it's my normie older sister's birthday
>buy her tekken 7 and a second controller
>tfw she says my gift sucks and she doesn't even want to play because "video games are for nerds and virgins"
Why is it impossible for normie (non-autistic) females to appreciate video games?
why did you buy those things for someone who presumably doesn't own a ps4
I own the ps4
>Buy something for someone
>They don't like it
Are you really so autistic that you can't buy a decent gift that she'll like for your sister? Sounds like you bought a gift for yourself, and tried to push it on your sister.
Also, this didn't happen.
Also I'm retarded and can't type.
So then why did you buy them for your older sister knowing she doesn't play video games?
Your sister is a piece of shit and you should cut off all contact with her.
Doesn't matter what kind of present a family member gives you, you cherish that they actually thought about giving you something.
>"gifting her" things for a console you own
fuck
People should be into trying new hobbies. Also I have no friends
>Buy tekken for normie female family member you should have known what she likes
I believe this, I really think people on Sup Forums are autistic enough to do this.
Oh, so was completely right. You bought yourself a gift and gave it to her.
Gift giving isn't a time for experimentation, it's a time to get someone something using your knowledge of what they already enjoy.
It's obvious you have no friends, you are selfish or way to low-skilled socially, go fuck yourself anyway
this is bait gentlemen stop being retarded
Fuck off normie roastbeasts
>she hates video games
>thinks they're for virgins
So............ she's had sex?
user, it's like her buying you her favourite cosmetics for your birthday.
Why the fuck would she want vidya if she never played any, and why in the unholy fuck would it be tekken
Take your autism pills and move on
Most probably a roastie that only wants to get knocked up to brag to her friends but then chad leaves and her friends laugh at her baggy womb.
You're fucking retarded.
Or then I took the bait.
How about you go give your sister an actual gift she's gonna like you fucking autist
>implying this happened
>implying you even have a sister
Even if this did happen, you're dumb for gifting her something she doesn't even own. Why in the fuck would you even consider buying Tekken for someone that doesn't like games? Theoretically, you don't know your sister well enough to know she doesn't like vidya? Fuck this bullshit story.
Like what? Birth control?
A new hobby for something she doesn't have? What were you thinking? You have no friends because you're not self-aware. You need to hit the weights, take a shower, have sex and get a clue.
Fuck off normie.
Anything beats a game for a console you already fucking own. Like seriously I know this is bait but goddamn that has to be the worst gift you could ever give another human being ever, and I mean that from the bottom of my heart
>Buy yourself Tekken 7
>Buy yourself a new controller
>Tell your sister "Hey this is a gift for you" even though she doesn't even own the fucking console
>She doesn't like it
What a fucking surprise, what the hell did you expect are you retarded?
see
It's not about 'reeee normies', it's about having common sense. Learn what that is.
Nah
Yeah actually she would have probably liked it since she used virgin as an insult
>my opinion is "common sense"
t. normalshit
This, OP should have bought her a casual game, something like gta and overwatch is something that every normal person can play
he's right you know
>buy a PS4 controller for someone that doesn't own a PS4
>also buy them a complex fighting game
>all while knowing they don't even like video games
>"I don't like this gift"
>"Wtf why?"
Yes, that is fucking common sense. Everyone else in the thread is saying the same thing as I am.
>normie mob mentality
>buying things you want for other people
>answering to bait
>retard in denial mentality
hope you're baiting but if not, damn user
lol
>want to bond with sister over some couch multiplayer and have a quality sibling time
>nah I'd rather eat Chad's sperm XD
he might be naive but that doesn't make him in the wrong
>they're all taking the bait this hard
>if you're not a normie you're a "retard"
I agree, but Tekken as a gift? T e k k e n? Fucking hell. At least gift a party game like Street Fighter or Mario Party.
>YOU SHOULD BE INTO VIDEO GAMES, THE PS4 IS THE GRREATEST CONSOLE OF ALL TIME YOU STUPID ROASTIE REEEEEE
Mario Party is out of the question because PS4. And SF isn't nearly as button mash friendly as Tekken (and I'm a Tekken guy myself)
it is summer after all
or you could just you know buy yourself that gamepad, game and try to get her into your things and then buy her a separate gift, you are just a fucking retard
If she's a normie, she isn't going to like Tekken. Guarantee you she'll take one look at all the dial in combos she has to perform and turn 360 degrees and walk away
you're replying too, dumb fuck
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>And SF isn't nearly as button mash friendly as Tekken (and I'm a Tekken guy myself)
I find that hard to believe, and I say this as an SF guy. Unless Tekken 7 is far and away the most casual version in the series.
Should've just bought her a 3ds and Imagine Babyz just to remind her that she'll never have one.
This scenario makes perfect sense if your sister is 13 and you're 12. If any or both of you are older than that, I'm sad to say but autism runs strong in that family.
>python
>>>python
>get your sister a better brother for her birthday
>she them proceeds to buy a bunch of games like Samus Returns and Ever Oasis
How salty would OP be if this happened?
Nice b8 thread. lol
>she gives birth on her birthday
Your gift does suck, why would you buy a fighting game for a person who thinks like that about videogames? You are the autistic here if you don't even know what your own sister likes
>Birthday
>Brother says he used a lot of money for my gift
>It's only relevant to his own hobby disregarding my interests completely
Wow, what a fucking shocker that she didn't like your gift, OP.
That's like receiving a barbie doll for your birthday. How come non-autistic adult males don't like barbie dolls?
Ya fucking sperg.
If, from the get-go, you already knew she was a normie and doesn't like video games, for the same money you could've just bought her a perfume with the receipt, in case she wants to exchange it to something else.
Or a necklace.
Or anything else that's feminine and not video games.
You just bought Tekken with an extra controller for yourself, just admit it.
Tekken is easy to mash and look cool.
SF is gonna be boring for the normies who just want to press buttons, simple input like 236(d,df,f) is a turn off for them already.
Doesn't mean that Tekken is easier, I think it's the opposite, it just has more appeal to mashers/normies. Also, minimum magic/fireball shit, especially if all they pick is Eddy/Hwoarang/Steve.
Tekken has a billion moves in each movelist so that mashing buttons always leads to cool shit
What's the worst present you've received Sup Forums?
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My grandma used to buy me Reader's Digest """encyclopedias""".
Tekken 7 and a new controller
a fleshlight my brother brought for me on my 18th birthday i had to open in front of my parents and their freinds. it came with lube aswell and my mum started fiddling with it to see how it worked.
fuck my life
>not giving her your dick in her vagina as a present
of course she wouldn't like tekken
My life
All of them
I hate presents.
xD
Fuck off Ian
That's a great gift you imbecile.
gay
Jesus. Did you use it though?
>being an uncultured swine
I tried. it was a really cheap crappy plastic one.
I used the lube though
I dunno, maybe your sisters likes particular : movies, music, books, clothes, paintings, phones
Or maybe she needs useful things like a : GPS, books for studies, ...
Having interest in your family's hobbies isn't a "bad thing that makes you a normie" you faggot
bump
>buys bro fifa 2017 that I don't even play
>now he hogs the ps4 with my other bro and all his friends and I don't even get to play 99% of my other games
You should be thankful.
>Gift Giving isn't a time for experimentation
Karl get out of here you orange-headed muppet
Weak b8
>I brought my sister thing that is basically useless unless she will be using one my devices
>REEEEEEEEEEEE WHY SHE DOES NOT LIKE IT
Fuck you OP. Maybe start thinking about other people you selfish fuck.