Hey user, are you going to pay child support? If not, you have to lick all this up! And no kleenex!

>Hey user, are you going to pay child support? If not, you have to lick all this up! And no kleenex!

your response?

where are my video games

But Tyrone's almost ready for round two...

I gave her a fake name.

I didn't even smirk

Well I guess you'll just have to take it out of my allowance, Mom.

>Partially exposed soles

What a fucking tease.

Video games?

plan b you disgusting bitch

why would I have to pay child support for the black bull's child? I know I payed him, but surely he should be the one responsible for his own children.

That's an inconvenient place for a mole

*Intimidate* If you show signs, I'll be back with a wire hanger

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I remember busting a nut in a girl, with a broken condom, and rubbing my antibacterial soap covered fingers over the inside of her vagina, immediately. I might not have been a very caring boyfriend

>condom
lol beta

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How can someone so skinny have stretch marks on her thighs?

>He didn't get vasectomy
Lmao

she was a fatty

>I might not have been a very caring boyfriend

Or a particularly bright one, antibacterial soap doesn't kill sperm you retard.

If she didn't pregnant it's because you're a limped dick faggot with low sperm count, not because you're an asshole.

Probably was overweight at some point in her life. At least 90% of people were overweight in one point in their life

Is this an American statistic?

he said "one point", not "every point"

Mod race is on.

Yes.

you're from Sup Forums good for you.

sperm is pretty fragile. A ph difference will kill sperm.

I don't think you're qualified to expound without any "field experience"

I've never been over weight, in fact, I've never been fat
But I have stretch marks on the insides of my thighs simply because I grew too quickly
the human body sucks

BS, I have stretch marks there and I've been a skinny DYELfag all my life. Like mcluvin tier, also have stretch marks on my ass too.

disgusting bitch