I want a gf I WANT A GF Sup Forums I WANT I WANT I WANNA GF PLEASE GIVE ME A GF Sup Forums I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF IF I DONT GET A GF HELp ME GET A GF NOW NOW NOW!!!!!
NOW!!!! I WANT A GF NOW I WANT MILKIES I WANNA SUCK ON MILKIES!!!!! I WANT A GF NOW NOW NOW!!!!
same except unironically
Can i be ur gee eff
you must follow these steps, user
Are you in london?
Good thread
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I can be your girlfriend (male)
Then you finally get a gf and the real reason murder is so common finally becomes apparent
you'll get laid if you already have IRL friends and can stop posting on Sup Forums
you'll be back though
Download Runescape, gain mass amounts of shekels, then go into the busiest section of the map, and yell the words "Buying gf" softly, yet violently enough to attract even the gentlest of ladies
>you'll get laid if you already have IRL friends
I am from pakistan, than again its not much difference
tfw no friends irl
*unzips dick* come here and get some milkies
It isn't that simple
I had my share of friends and still nothing happened
Just beat off that'll clear your head and you won't care anymore I guarantee
Not true,I got close though.
56%
>tfw dick hurts because i masturbate too much
wat do?
stop fapping too much? my daddy taught me few things
Have you tried masturbating more?
How many times do u fap a day
Place it in the mouth of a virgin. Any virgin. Even yourself
No, you don't, user. Things like your gf dumping you after half a decade of relationship and start dating a friend of yours might happen.
don't really care that much about a gf. i just want to be a real person.
i volunteer
>got turned down by the girl I like a lot at work last night
It hurts so much.
Last night I edged for two hours without going soft
When I finally climaxed, I Peter North'd the entire wall behind the toilet
It doesn't hurt at all, user. you're strong as hell.
I want a girlfriend free boy, but I just can't find one! Being a girl sucks :,(...
>tfw alone
Just cut your dick?
you don't want a gf
You want to have someone you can talk to, and you want to feel normal...
Lol i got you that's the same thing as wanting a girlfriend
post your boipucci
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