Why was he so bashful?

Why was he so bashful?

>he

who /notowninganintendoconsolebutstillfappingtohischaracters/ here? I regularly fap to Link, bowser and kass porn, that shit is too good.

Come over here heathen so that you may partake in tasting my steel

Watching my father play Breath of the Wild on my Switch, he was already really confused at Bolson's existence, and I can only imagine his puzzlement when he finishes up with Vah Medoh and has to go to this region.

>another thread that will get 400 replies

Why are there so many shit threads like this, and why does Sup Forums keep replying to them?

thats's a cool crusader armor, what game?

Sup Forums is now actually gay. meme becomes real

Nintendo knows their audience

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Because in all honesty Link is a better princess then zelda.

stop being fags

Sadly you need to tell Nintendo to stop.

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>tfw no qt link bf to cuddle with

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disgusting

>bashful

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Disgusting. A shame Nintendo has fallen to such lows.

>literally aryan

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>Tfw your childhood adventure buddy has been twisted into fapbait by the sickening degenerate masses of the internet.

This is even worse than what happened to fucking yoshi.

>yoshi
haha

>Green eyes
>Dirty blonde hair
>Aryan
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You literally don't know what that means or your monitor is poorly calibrated.

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Correct. Traps are gay, but fucking one isn't.

Tell Nintendo to stop making him trap

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>that bulge

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It's a Sup Forums meme.

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It's true. My parent's are Scandinavian and both have blue eyes, I have green.

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I came inside of a cute boy in my car last night. I promised myself it would be the last time and this thread isnt helping. Nor is my trap folder that is conspicuously open on my monitor

>I came inside of a cute boy in my car last night.
How?

I picked him up and he rode my cock until I came inside of him user. How else would I do it?

i love that this tweet is actually real

That's kinda disgusting desu I hope you knew him well from beforehand.

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Of course I did. It's happened probably a hundred times by now

Oh okay don't get AIDS user

You belong on an electric chair.

I don't fuck random dudes user, just a singular cute girly boy

As long as you know for sure he doesn't either I guess that's fine.

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Ok I'm done

who exactly is "his" in this scenario