Shoot red barrel

>shoot red barrel
>you were the final boss all along

>enemy opens a door
>it explodes

>look behind waterfall
>"I've got a bone to pick with you!"

>drop to 0 HP in scripted boss fight
>have to host your own funeral

>coworker starts talking about red barrels

>talk to npc
>gives you a quest to find another npc

>secondary party member turns evil
>except the evil side is actually the good side
>at the end of the game you switch perspectives and the protagonist is the final boss

>quest giver asks you to bring them a sandwich
>already did it

>quest wants me to kill bunnies
>follow up quest is to collect bunny ears

>ask every character in the game to make you a sandwich
>all of them say no
>check a walkthrough online
>doesn't tell you who makes the sandwich

>first boss is also the final boss
>the game is only 1 level long

>Recruit NPC who is infamous for being in several wars and killing many people
>They're level 5

>2011 game
>it ain't me starts playing

>story of the game is told exclusively by item descriptions

>NPC asks you to give them a hug man.

>final boss asks you to sit DOWN

>NPC asks you to repeat something

kino

>shoot red barrel
>"you and I... we're not so different"

>enemies can open the door
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur

>final boss tells male party member to sit down
>MC still uses the voice line referring to his wife

they cant keep getting away with this

>NPCs can molest your waifu when you're not looking

>there's only 1 quest in the game, which has no reward and is virtually impossible
>the game is completable without finishing it

...

>if you shoot the red barrel you'll be just as bad as it
>shoot it anyway

>every character in the game is a lewd girl looking to battle you

>turn in bunny ears
>new quest
>0/100 Strong rabbits

>shoot red barrel
>have to restart mission from checkpoint

>gun runs out of ammo
>if youve been following my walk-through then this next part will be easy

>all these redditors not understanding that this is a Fresh prince thread
Sure is summer in here

i can't read

>main character dies in the prologue
>still shows up for the rest of the story
How the hell did they get away with that?

>NPC's can molest you're waifu while you are looking

sounds like typical jap rpg lore

>NPC's
>you're
wtf

>and your other gun

ill molest you while you're looking from the mirror little boy

>final boss offers you a chicken and winingish
>can't accept it

>open videogame thread
>it's a thinly veiled YTP thread

WE WUZ GENIES N SHIEET

spot the redditor

>game let's you dual wield a leg in one hand and a BRERB in the other

>need keycode to satanist's room
>it was all a dream

>party member keeps talking about a strongman
>never get to see him

>we sip champagne when we're thirsty
>it was all a dream

solid meta thread

>shot red barrel
>you now have to pay alimony to it

>final boss is Henry Firth.