It's Splatfest time! Everyone can play Splatoon 2 for free this weekend!

It's Splatfest time! Everyone can play Splatoon 2 for free this weekend!

[NA] - Saturday, July 15
3pm - 7pm (PST)
6pm - 10pm (EST)

[EU] - Saturday, July 15
5pm - 9pm (UK)
6pm - 10pm (CEST)

Make sure to show some support for your team and idol!

WHO /KING or QUEEN/ HERE?

No one can be that lucky
>get guy who just stays in spawn painting walls
>lose

I'm 60/99 points to get there

YOU'RE A KID NOW YOU'RE A KID NOW YOU'RE A KID NOW

Marie a best.

What are some tips on how to get better? I'm losing constantly and this isn't fun.

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Screenshot protip:

Make a new twitter account. Set it to completely private. Link it to your Switch.
Now you can post all screenshots to your twitter from the Switch and then grab them on your PC

>Calliefags still haven't recovered

>Literally half of my matches were disconnected
Guess it's time for a break until the US fest is up.

Tfw made an ice cream fag suicidal

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They don't have to.
Callie joined the superior octolings because she knew that under an octarian rule Inkopolis would flourish and do better.

Warning, spoilers ahead (I'm a game reviewer and got the game early)
At the end of the Splatoon 2 single player campaign, Callie joins up with Marina and together they fatally splat Marie and Pearl at the battle of Splatojima, ushering in a new age of octo

EU connection unstable to do all the jihads going on in europe

>Americuck surprised he can't connect to european servers in a stable manner

how do the technology? xD

>43/99
almost there

wasnt the japan splatfest more stable though? I dont remember seeing a lot of people complaining about DC when that was going on

Fuck I want to read this but I know I shouldn't

Its quite literally worse than when I was playing with Japan, which worked fine. Kill your prime minister for throttling your connections so badly.

How do splatfests work in Spla2n?

You now got popularity, solo win and squad win.

Is the winner whoever wins 2 (best of 3) or does the percentage or in other words how HARD popularity, solo win etc. were won, matter as well?

>It's another treehouse meme translation turn nice girl into a bitch episode

Humpback Pump track
>JP -
>Marina: Uu.. Pearl-senpai, you are louder than usual so it's harder for me to adjust the audio setting!
>En -
>Marina: Yeah, the reverb makes it easier to ignore how off-key you are!

Moray Tower
>JP -
>Marina: Pearl-senpai, if you keep staring at the view the festival is going to end!
>En -
>Marina: You know what else is magical? Winning instead of staring at a parking garage.

EOP babies will defend this.

How are you getting these?
Also JP is faggy, EN is better and cheekier with more bantz

>Europoor translation is bad
But we knew this from last time.

>smaller server is more stable

again, how are you amerilards so fucking ignorant on how technology works? embarassing.

>marina is actually the bully and pearl is pure and innocent
I KNEW IT, MARINAFAGS
B T F O
T
F
OUT

I would be if my Internet didn't keep shitting itself and if I could fucking find matches

>not being pro bully
I want Callie and Marina to bully me with their woomies

Best out of three, each category amounting to a separate point. Not sure if I like that or not, since I dont see that many people taking advantage of Squad Splatfests and popularity is going to be so eaily skewed in NA

REMINDER THAT PEARL IS ALREADY 1-0

SUP CREAMFAGS

>is hotter
>has better bantz
Can one octoling be so based?

I dont know man japan and europe are both pretty far away and yet japan had more stable of a connection.

How?!

>treehouse
>EU

Pearl would look so much better if they just increased the "stroke width" of the black border around her eyes.

>tfw losing to fiends because fellow cakefags are making it to champion while still having no idea how to play the game

Nigga, this shit is p2p, Nintendo doesnt have dedicated servers, are you joking?

Splatfest is just turf war right? Remember to focus on the objective, cover turf. Dont go chasing people if you dont have to, don't force these duels where you'll both die anyway. Ink shit senpai and keep the important areas covered so you have better mobility. Or just roller everything I mean most people should be scrubs

If you suck at aiming, adjust your sensitivity. I personally use a lower one.

Europe is using the Treehouse meme translation this time though, retard.

What ranks after champion?

but they do. Worst squid is also retarded

I'll be surprised if the translations are different.
Japan splatfest secured first Pearl win.

King / Queen

You gotta make her a strong and empowered black woman otherwise it wont have appeal. They would have made her have an afro too in the english version.

Wow. What a retard.

In a fucking thread about nintendo squids, why do you feel the need to post Sup Forums propaganda bullshit to brag to everyone here that you're too stupid to understand the context of Khan's words?

Fuck off, neo-Sup Forums

>Taking my Dad out to dinner and a movie for his birthday
>Picking him up at 5:30EST
>Movie is at 6:30 and 2hrs 20mins
>Getting home 9:30ish

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

>passive aggressive vs overtly aggressive
I don't see the problem. Different cultures value different types of women

>1 hour to get 29 points and make it to King

Come on baby, don't fail wommy now.

lmao, what? Its the truth you bootyblasted yuro nerd

Also it is p2p, there is no dedicated servers

just play with your Switch during the movie :^)

I was out of the country for the Testfire so this is my first chance playing again. Should I go with motion aiming or analog?

did the NA splatfest alreay happened?

>he didn't just play the Japanese or European splatfest
You dug your own grave.

Its not that off from the original phrasing. Man, why do pearlcucks have such thin skin? This must be a Calliefag

Starts in 3 hours.

yeah

3 hours until that happens

Are you a cakefag? If so, go with analog.
Otherwise go with motion controls.

Motion is better but really hard to get used to since the Pro controller is so light compared to the Wii U tablet

I did it guys, I'm a champion.

kek

>Its not that off from the original phrasing.
yeah ok

Splatoon obviously has its own servers to fucking dumb cunt.

What were they thinking when they designed the Squids for Splatoon 2?
I mean, at some point someone modeled this.

I only ever played on a friend's Wii U so I'm not too used to it. Should adjust fairly well.

>the friend with the wii u was a gril and she smelled awful

dear god. the 2nd set of maps is pure aids.

why am i getting matched with other Ice Cream players ? Does it still register as a victory ?

I'm a Pearlfag but I chose ice cream. Chocolate cake is the worst form of chocolate. Regular cake is alright, but my hate for chocolate cake overrides it.

Humpback is pretty based

there is nothing wrong with sexy kids

because it's hot

>glorious nihon gets it

becuase there are a lot of ice cream players. And as far as I know mirror matches dont count towards the score

>555-COME-ON-NOW

>hacent got to play a single game of EU splatfest because of connection issues but JP was fine

What retard decided to make it so you cant use the Y axis and motion control at the same time
God this is crippling

30 points until Queen,

That's why gyro controls are shit

Fucking this

Can Cake even compete?

>Does it still register as a victory ?
no!

>JP splat fest is different music genres
>hmm sounds reasonable
>Western Splatfest is cake vs ice cream
>it's the middle of summer
>it's hot
>what the fuck are people going to choose

Holy shit that bias. This is like choosing between having your limbs torn off or getting free unlimited blow jobs. What the fuck do they think people are going to choose especially this time of year?

Never seen a bigger loss, wow

That is weird, especially since it worked so well in Zelda, which is the only reason Im now noticing it since in the original game they didn't allow you to combine Y-axis stick movement with motion either.

thanks doc

>gets BTFO
>n-no! Sup Forums! I WIN AGAIN!

ah to be new again. You will learn sooner or later

> Uncle Jeb

Which of you Sup Forums laddies is him?

They should just hire me as the splatfest theme picker.

I'd have actually fun ones that people argue about a lot or that could go either way.

For example
>aliens or dinosaurs
>ghosts or robots
>pirates or ninjas

>passive aggressive
That's not what that is, retard.

Stop using gyro

Stop posting fake screenies
Here's how the smackdown really happened against ice nerds.

>tfw get paired with so many retards that despite always being best on the team my power is so low I can only play against other retarded cakefags

Isn't that a mirror match? Cake vs. Ice cream matches are only pink and green. You just raped your own teammates.

They already did pirates vs ninjas.

Dinos > Aliens
Robots > Ghosts
Pirates > Ninja

If you say otherwise you're a contrarian faggot,

Only reason I don't use it

Is this true?

suddenly became impossible to find games