Splatoon 2

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What the duck? Who here is team cream and who here is team bitch?

>averaging over 1000pts per match
ice cunts aren't even worth my time

JOIN UP ICE CREAM BROS

SW-0321-8147-2533

SW572837052104
Let's go ice cream squids

Ice Cream here!

Pack it up guys, cake beat us. We tried our best but we just weren't good enough. It was an honor fighting with you.

I'm on Team Cream In Me

FC: 5257-5111-2534


plz add me so i can feel your gentle touch

>70% vs cakecucks
LMFAO get fucked pinkos

Are Ice Creams even trying?

splattards are the bronies of video games

Worst record of the day is 7-2, was still the top splatter.

Ice cream fags, your team is half children. You WILL lose.

is it just me or is the game really ugly and has really poor frame rates and animations?

I thought it would be more polished and nice to look at

It's really shitty that it cancels your room when you go to accept a friend request.

>every single match I've played has been against other ice cream fags
I guess Ice Cream will at least win popularity.

>18 kills
>still lose
I can only carry so much fucking cake on my back, holy shit. Wake the fuck up cakefags and start actually helping

Is anyone playing on team cake?

Fourth match as a Cakebro and not a single loss, god dammit are icefags even trying anymore?

WHAT'S YOUR CURRENT CAKE/CREAM POWER?

1824

1663.2
Destroying any pinks I'm fighting

How do I level up

>go solo
>everybody's roller cancer except me
Rollers are the worst.

>8 matches in
>paired with fellow Icecreamfags every time

>Go online
>Get into a room
>Wait about 5 minutes for cake fags to actually enter
>Match begins
>Connection to other console lost
>Repeat ad infinitum
Good game Nintendo

my dude, cake is delicious

Ice Cream Power 1557.1
How is that calculated, anyway?

1846

Why are Icefags so embarrassingly bad at this game? Jesus fuck.

I fucking hate cake players. Why the fuck are these idiots so trash? No reason we should have people getting 100p

how do i maek poost

i need to draw splat tim

>cake players
>trash

im on a 7th win streak as cakefag, dont know what you are pissed off about

>ice cream vs ice cream
>ice cream vs ice cream
>ice cream vs ice cream
>stomp cake fags
>>ice cream vs ice cream

This, cakefags are utterly horrible

>switch's wifi card will shit itself if you don't restart the console frequently
>switch's wifi card is weaker than my five year old laptop's
>Your previous online play session didn't end naturally, which is PREEEEETTY suspicious!
>make sure your Internet isn't busted or we'll ban you from playing online!

You have the good players then. I get matched up with babies that can't move and shoot

1817

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nvm just lost, yeah those matches where pretty much one sided for the most part.

How the living fuck do I use the charge without fucking up the shot at the last second?

>play Ice Cream in JP and EU Splatfests
>neverending mirror matches, keep getting kids who camp at spawn in my team
>play Cake in US Splatfest
>no mirror matches whatsoever, getting good teams and always winning
wew

Team Tanfastic if you're here, how to we keep jobbing at the last minute

who /almostchampion/ here

Don't aim it till the last second

how do i use the motion controlls correctly? with or without the help of the right stick?

meant Pop in JP

How did you get never ending mirror matches on the less popular team in JP?

I use right stick for big turns, motion for smaller adjustments.

>2100+ points
you're 1000 years too early to splat with me, icefags.

ok thanks. any suggestions for sensitivity settings?

Why are people still talking about this flop?

I fucking love the splashdown. Kill so many people on high ledges thinking they're safe from my roller.

Is it safe to say that cakebros are the true alphas of Splatoon 2?

Wow you played all of them, get a life.

lolno. They lost the EU splatfest and probably this one

Well we did win the EU Splatfest after all.

Were results posted?

no

Right because it isnt like babies dont like cake, cake is literally for children. If anything you have the worse players and you are a dumb gayby.

>trying to play
>keep getting connection errors
>just got a warning I'll get banned if I keep trying

yes because it's the weekend and I have nothing else to do

Post your power levels:
>1861.1

Custom Eliter 3k Scope main here
use gyro
it's a very fast game so you must learn to immediately aim instead of trying to follow

get better internet you fuck

Can i play with a friend in the final version or do you have to have a group of 4 to play with friends?

SW-7191-9444-0235 Ice cream boyz

I don't believe you searched.

2 or 4 in the final

for salmon run or for pvp?

1970.4

pls respond

10 matches in and every single one tells me "connection unstable" seconds after it begins. Online wasn't this shitty when I played the first test fire,why am I getting so many connection errors?

I'm literally homeless right now. I had to go into work to set up my dock on a monitor.

don't live in bumfuck, usa

I can't anymore /ink/, I'm falling asleep and US servers are shitty as fuck.
Good night, may Ice Cream win, Pearl best girl though.

>kills
>in an objective based mode
>in an objective based game

Is there something that's supposed to give you longtime motivation? Game is fun, but I need to know if it's the $60 kind of fun

>play on us servers from a different country
>durrr why is my connection bad?
european logic

>implying frags are the most important objective
1)replaces their ink
2)stops their ink
3) allows you to push forward

And yet

Maybe you should git gud