Splatoon

FINAL HALF HOUR FOR SPLATFEST

CAKE VS CREAM

>team has rollers

don't even care I just throw it

>Can't handle children kicking my ass
>Go back to Warframe like the manchild casual that I am

Post Ice Cream Powers

>tfw only 1690.8

Why haven't they fixed the retarded fingers???

PEARL WILL WIN 2-1

i'm going to have sec with marina i hope you guys don't mind

76/99
30 minutes left
LOST 10 OF MY LAST 9 MATCHES (And I was the top turfer on my team too.)
FUCK FUCK FUCK

I'M SO TIRED OF CARRYING MY TEAM

1842

Come on mate step it up

Holy fuck, when did Cakes get so fucking bad at this bad game? Take the fucking middle, you retards.

2057.5

>1994.4
Oh wait I'm cake

1432.5

First time ever playing

WOOMY
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POST YOUR POWER LEVEL
1960 CAKE POWER

>when your lock is just right
I fucking love this special

>Team is in the lead
>Get splatted
>Team immediately loses the lead in the few seconds it takes me to respawn

Cake power

>1768.4

>have a little over 1k p at the end of the match
>We lose but barely
>Our teams P is roughly equal to my p score
This means my team was a bunch of shitters right? And i was the only playing well?

IT'S OVER ANAKIN I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND

1772.9
Is that good? I don't really know for sure.

>Sub 2k
Wouldn't be bragging if I were you cake boy.

>54/99
i'm not going to make it

who is Kyle and why does his team suck?

>cakefags will be enternally BTFO'd tonight

Feels good.

Dance thread in dedication of the Cream Team taking out the cakefag menace.

If Marina's octopussy tasted like rotting fish, would you still eat it?

>384072409
Not him but they've gone through 10 thousand years of evolution to become more land-based. They're bodies are mostly ink now so water is damn near lethal to them.

2022

>there are people who are actually complete and utter fucking garbage at using roller
Holy fuck. Just uninstall the game.

Need a couple people for a team

1221-7647-6129

I don't even care. I just want pussy.

Am I the only one that started noticing laggy Japs? Can they play on our fests? Can we invade theirs? Is this gonna become a thing?

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>t. 1200 icecreamfag

>LOST 10 OF MY LAST 9 MATCHES
damn you really suck

when does the actual game come out?

Next week

21st

7 days

git gud cake boi :^)

Looks like he had an idle teammate

I will cake both of these squids with my cream

Next week.

How do you use the sniper rifle properly? Are you supposed to aim with no scopes all the time?

fuck my life. I started in the middle of splatfest and was dominating, but now my teams are shit.

I wanted to get that king rank.

>Get splatted by a roller while using the jetpack

CAKEBROS
REMEMBER
JUMP BACK TO SPAWN BEFORE USING TENTAMISSLES

I'd like to cream all over Marina's cakes

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Friday.

Did eu results get posted?

I'm shit at this game but this demo has officially convinced me to get Splatoon 2. At firs the motion controls were like fucking Mandarin to me but after switching to handheld I found it bizarrely easier to play with them.

No idea, I'm a roller shitter.

That's reassuring, cause every time I manage to fight cakes my team turns into drooling 5 year olds.

>barely get paired up with cake queens and kings
>next game is team full of cake kings and queens

chill the fuck out roberto

1450
I've accepted that im just never going to be good at this game

>be a rollerfag
>body onsokamaru every time the namefag shows

attention whores of Sup Forums always sucks dicks at videogames

>Asshole father forces me to drive to a restaurant with him for his dumb cousin's birthday because he's half blind
>figure I can still get back home in time for the last hour
>"Oh hey by the way we're going to her house for the next two hours too, oh it's your fault for not mentioning you had something better to do user"
The very fucking minute I have enough money to move out I am never contacting him again.
I fucking bought the Switch in time for this and I miss it. Now I get zero practice and when I get the full game I'll get my ass handed to me. If I were any less sane I'd be shooting this man point blank.
/blogpost

Team Cake where the fuck you at

It means you and the enemy team covered each others ink. The sum of each players coverage would be more than the final score for the level since you don't lose score when turf is taken back.

Trigger discipline.

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first time splatter, this is the most addictive shit I've played in a while

yeah

>guy on Moray who got 19 kills and didn't use his special once
>just trapped them in their spawn forever
Splattershot btw

>Lewis Cant
He can't what?

1390.

First time playing ever.

>actually going into a game with 3 rollers

ice creamemers are you even trying? are you throwing now?

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Do Ice cream fags even know how to play?

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Where the fuck did Lil Judd come from if Judd is the only cat?

>ice cream fags resorting to lag to win
cool jobs

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Anyone?

>cakefags spend more time laughing in this thread than playing
Must suck to lose so quickly.

>top player in every game I've been in
>teammates always lose the plot and drag me down

>Cakefag in the streets rooting for Ice Cream
In their last desperate moments they defect to the best team.

>1221-7647-6129
what is that? your phone number?

Are you just pretending to be terminally autistic to get replies? I mean, you got this one, at least.

I can't help it when MY ENTIRE TEAM IS DEAD while I was turfing the other half of the map.

Also fuck this match making. Always putting me up against royalty

Also just got matched up with 3 rollers.

Humpback is pretty fuckin good

Cake won. Just US left to go for Pearl sweep.

It fits perfectly, to bad it doesnt loop as perfectly.

Lil Judd looks like he's made of dryer lint

Do cakes?

Reply to this if you have Reached Queen/King

If you think this is fun, wait for the ranked modes.
Turf War is pretty loose and aimless compared to those modes which are more structured and more strategic.

They're gonna combine EU and NA it seems

what was the worst match you guys had in this splatfest?

THIS IS THE SAME FUCKING GUY THAT SPLATTED ME 5 TIMES IN A MATCH. FUCK YOU ROBERTO. I'LL NEVER FORGET YOUR NAME. NEVER!

1865 right now. Who gives a shit anyways. Unless you're actually with a group of people you know, it's a total crap shoot whether you get total fucking scrubs or not.

At least I'd be pretending, unlike you.

>told myself I was going to play for only an hour so as not to get tired of the game before it even comes out
>3 hours and 40 minutes later..

He's probably a clone.

No source.

How do people get so much Power? Sometimes I'll get 10 kills and ink over 1000 points but my team still loses.

>not enough time to get the next rank after defender
Feels bad. Wish I'd played for more than half of this.