Post Yfw you get a steam friend request

>post Yfw you get a steam friend request

These faggots won't leave me alone.

Never gotten one

>friend

You're saying that like anyone even would want to be friends with me

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>over 110 steam friends
>one psn friend

>unknowingly have a bunch of expensive items in my steam inventory
>cannot stop getting friend requests and invites from scammers everyday

Look nigga just cause we played a cool game together doesn't mean we're friends now don't come sniffing around my anus NO I DON'T WANT TO TRADE ANY STUPID FUCKING CARDS

>things that never happened

>when you and your coworker have mutual understanding with not knowing what its like to have a gf
>he's 58
>mfw he's a premonition of what my life will be like in the future if I don't get my shit together

cant remember the last friend request ive gotten

I really don't like it. I only have 11 people added.

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How come?

I don't add people, people suck.

How many friends do you have Sup Forums?

This has never happened.

>58

One of my math teachers was 60+ and unmarried, no woman in his life even when he was younger, according to his colleagues

However, he went to a whorehouse a few times a year so at least not a virgin

I LIKE THAT JUMP

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I would really prefer it if you would be quiet

As many people that are on Sup Forums, because everyone on Sup Forums is my friend!

>don't even come online anymore because I dont want to talk to anyone through steam
>just talk to a few people through discord instead

>be 32
>never had a gf
>never had friends
>family always hated me and kicked me out at a young age
>had to drop out of school to get a job to support myself
>wasting away for a corporation with no chance of moving up
>depressed and have succumb to complete apathy and numbness
I just don't know anymore

I wouldn't know the feeling

Have you ever noticed how pigs are usually evil in video games?

Almost 30, normal relationship 'ship' has sailed and sex ain't a thing that's fun unless you're comfortable or good at it. I want wizard powers now.

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Shut up and start sucking on my dick you skut and if your good enough I may let you get to choose your own outfit and say a few words of your own bitch.

The only people who ever add me are elitists. It gets tiring hearing their self proclaimed expert opinions.

>it's a trading card you got last night but didn't notice

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Why do I have friend requests? I have virtually no presence there, maybe a couple posts tops. No one there should even fucking know who I am. How did you find me? I call bullshit.

Just say fuck it and do anything that slightly interests you. Gain some confidence and make your life better.
or you could just kill yourself, either way

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>tfw hate receiving friend requests from randoms and feel bad for pressing the ignore button
like, you be super nice to someone on a server and then want to be your friend, it's awful.

Oh shit dis nigga is alpha as fuk!

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I have my entire life to die, might as well try to find some sort of way to live so I can pursue happiness.

Such as?

Youre all hairy men. Stop posting cute anime girls with your posts you're not fooling me.

This

I wish I had hair, a good thick beard and a chest full of it. Sadly, my body will never know the touch of a razor.

PSX classic Tomba, for example

Literally never happened

On the Internet, nobody knows you're actually a cute girl.

i have alopecia

>never get friend requests
>never feel like talking to anyone anymore, even old friends i've known for over a decade
>always appear offline so the three people i have added as friends never talk to me
>make a new twitter account with 0 followers so i can avoid my internet acquaintances that i haven't added on steam
>tfw becoming more and more reclusive by the day

>social media
>in any way, shape, or form
>ever

I would really prefer if you would be quiet.

give it time, youll get hirsute wether you want it or not around 30

It's literally always a russain looking to scam me out of something.

Noticed you have a friend there so you better make sure your friend is with you so that I can have you two on a leash and I want to see you two sluts make out while I fuck both your asses like the double sluts you two are if one of you been good enough I may let one of you clean my dick up after hard fucking your asses with your mouth.

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I LIKE THAT JUMP

I hope you're right. That shit is trendy as fuck right now.

>write summon sign near boss
>"you are being summoned..."
>successfully defeat boss
>host of embers send a friend request

How do you even maintain a friendship? Every one that I've had has always petered out until it eventually ends.

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i usually accept friend requests and delet them later if we never end up playing

what's your steam account?

It's work like any relationship, but in the general sense, they all seem to end that way, might take 20 years but it will end and then another begins. It's bullshit on every level.

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I want to see you purposely pic related

opposite for me

i used to play EDF on ps4 a good bit, basically every session at least one of the randos i played with would friend me

i would never talk to them again though after that one session

Stan?

>play an online game with someone
>can I add you?
>sure, whatever
>nothing happens after being added, don't even talk or play any more games
>this is half of my friends list

Man I didn't need that tonight.

>so excited that an unknown girl adds you
>turns out its just a spam account

bitches ain't shit but hos and tricks user

>get two friend request ever in 5 years
>they're both chinese, haven't signed in years and have only dota 2 in their library
damn bots

fuck off just because you want to get carried to MGE because i toggled on

I have 4 friends on steam

I wouldn't worry about it, everyone goes through it.

Most of the people who add me.

Not that, the fact that even friendships end eventually. That bums me out.

Well technically you might die before you friendship does, you never know dude. It's just a part of life a sure as shitting.

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Friends are just enemies who don't have the guts to kill you.

Same here.

> sissy white boys general

First day?

racist and sexist much?

Um excuse me did you just assume my skin color? I'm fucking purple you racist piece of shit

i dont know how to talk to people

you sure you dont know how or are you afraid to? You just spoke to me

I've only gotten steam friend request from Russians.
I'm American but some how they are ok and like Kamen Rider/Sentai. I've got nothing in common with other Americans apparently.

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i dont know how to get people to like me or engage in a full conversation
my mind just shuts down and i dont know what to say

Look man I'ma save your life right now. Do exactly what I say:
Get on tinder
Find a match. IT DOESN'T MATTER IF SHE'S ATTRACTIVE YOU DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THAT SHIT RIGHT NOW.
Hit her up. Throw out a compliment and say hi. Saying her face is nice is a safe bet if you can't think of anything else.
Chat just long enough to find something you both like.
Invite her over, get her number.
Get laid.
You don't know it isn't fun until you've tried it. Just do that until it becomes normalized.

>get people to like me
If you're concerned with being liked you're not really being yourself.

Bad joke. Bad you.

There is literally no point in dating if you're not a Chad.

>they only add you to beg for steam games

I want to beat up Chibi

card traders are simple fucking goyim buying into a retarded gimmick.

>there are people in this thread right now who refuse to use a mic in team-based games and then cry on a Vietnamese Christian youth dating forum about how they have no online friends, before immediately disregarding all given advice to avoid a hypothetical doomsday scenario in which another player laughs at the sound of their voice

People can add me if they want free steam games but they have to come over and suck me off for each game

>We played a match together, let me add you as a friend
No thanks.