They finally did it, the absolute madmen

They finally did it, the absolute madmen.

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>youtube.com/watch?v=bOoH7xTFhW0

>its real
they better not fuck this up

So what exactly is Kingdom Hearts anyway? What the fuck is it about, why do some anime nerds go on adventures with goofy n shit?

Kingdom Hearts is light

kingdom hearts is light

It looks really nice but the wallpaper fucking bothers me. Why isn't it the classic and iconic Toy Story cloud wallpaper? Since when was it stars?

It's a disney game. It's a game about a kid who goes around disney movies fighting disney villains.
Or at least it was, but the writer got too into the original plot that now it's an anime game with disney characters in the background.

Two words, user. SPUTNIK

A kid and his disney friends go around a bunch of worlds having adventures and shit trying to stop a bunch Disney villains who're out to fuck everything up.

Now, he's fighting a bunch of edgy fucks in black trenchcoats who're tryna fuck everything up.

I've seen toy story multiple times and have no recollection of what the "classic, iconic" wallpaper looks like

t. Never saw Toy Story 2

>So what exactly is Kingdom Hearts anyway?

A really bad fanfic. Even Chris-chan couldn't do worse if he were given creative control over the series.

buying a ps4 just for this game

shitty,convoluted anime plot with disney side characters

The player character looks really low res. What is this releasing for, the ps2?

It was originally just about a kid being a 'chosen one' type who gets thrusted into a crazy adventure with disney characters while his ultimate goal was to find his (human) friends.

The story has since become retarded and convoluted as fuck so nobody really knows what the hell is even happening anymore.

You know, what's even the point of this convoluted shit anyways?

I mean, it's gonna be fucking foiled by Sora and his friendship bullshit anyways. Why bother making the baddies so complicated?

The Disney crossover is just a novelty now
It's a story about wistful sympathetic anti-villains that just don't want to feel dead inside anymore

far too obvious my dude

>liking Kingdom hearts while being in your 20s
So, imagine being able to instantly kill every single faggot on the planet. In an instant. Would you do it?

Keep in mind that Sup Forums would disappear since 98% of its userbase are faggots

:^(

And Toy Story 3

Because Nomura gonna Nomura.

kingdom hearts is pretty much nomura's child hence why you can see his excellent writing on full display in the series

>Toy mechs

I don't care about Kingdom Hearts but KH 2 came out when I was in 7th grade and by the time KH 3 is out I will have a Master's degree.

I guess to the people who grew up on it its like Half Life 3 or Metroid Prime 4 to them.

It's amazing that a game that should be 70-80% disney is being carried by 20-30% while the worst writer in the history of video games continues to insert his shitty OC's and a story worse then Death Note.

>tfw video games have finally reached 1995 pixar quality

You really should try to watch Toy Story again. It looks like crap now.

I'd just kill everyone who uses an anime girl picture.

Not there yet user. Give it maybe another 5 years.

>toy story characters speaking in japanese
this shit just makes me giggle because it makes me think of those dumb youtube videos where it's got 'anime' somewhere in the title but the video is of a japanese dub of some show on disney channel.

That's not really all that hard to achieve nowadays.

the vhs version while you are at it.

If americans who play KH are weeaboos then are japanese people who play KH westaboos?

>not watching all media, regardless of origin, in the superior Nihonese language which has been folded over one million times.
Baka

When are they going to announce the Avengers and Star Wars worlds/characters?

I always wondered whether Woody or Buzz would be the party member but they used BOTH.

BOTH.

>toy shop isint al's toy barn
they already fucked it

What was it running on, the Pro? It looked smooth as shit, it's nice that now devs are able to improv performance on consoles now that everyone's used to them.

>2017
>still cant render graphics on par with a 22 year old movie

Do you realize this means we could have Donald, Goofy, Kairi, and Riku all in one party at the endgame?

PC probably. I can buy the cutscenes running at stable 30 on even base PS4, just look at Uncharted 4, but not the gameplay.

CLEARLY THIS IS PROOF WE ARE IN AN ALTERNATE TIMELINE WELCOME TO THE MANDELA EFFECT

Kingdom Hearts is neither Western or Japanese
It is a blend of both therefore you are neither a westaboo or a weeaboo. You just like a video game for what it is, nothing else

>woody and buzz keep trying to convince sora that he's a toy
>the villain of toy story world is rapey woody

is this some kind of meme chain? i swear i've seen these exact posts in the same order

Finally bros

fuck that shit song of the south world when

>love the first game
>2nd game got a little too crazy but it was still pretty cool
>really want to play 3 but dont want to play all the autistic spin off shit

Anyone else know this feel? I swear they better have a recap. I tried playing BBS but it was so retarded I couldnt take it

It's a hack and slash game that combines elements and characters from Final Fantasy with characters from Disney. The main two are pretty fun, and the spinoffs are generally okay.

Maybe even more than that.

No, it's not. It's a sign that you've been here for way too long.

gametrailers did a series on the crazy story but it's about 2 years out of date now I think

>links a pic from over 25 hours ago
>"ah-heh am I one of the Sup Forums users yet?"

They weren't that complicated from what I remember.

Well, they were, but more in the sense that their origins and identities were painfully convoluted. Their personality and motives were still pretty one-note.

will we finally get some woody sfm?

finally

Don't be an idiot.
It was clouds in Toy Story 1 and stars in Toy Story 2
Or did everyone just forget the entire plot of Toy Story 1 was that Andy was moving to a different house?

>all the sora's in your party
Might as well be the entire cast

It's anime garbage about some faggot kid that pokes things with a key.
Basically just autistic trash for weebs.

You can literally find movie versions of every game on youtube.

I can't help but notice how good the lip sync is on Woody and Buzz

>So what exactly is Kingdom Hearts anyway?
At first it was Final Fantasy characters, Disney and some darkness. Now is DARKNESS, more DARKNESS and some Disney.

Toy Story looks fine outside of the humans and animals. 2 and especially 3 blow it the fuck out though.

...

Fucking delete this right NOW

>Riku
>Kairi
>Donald
>Goofy
>Mickey
>Xion
>Roxas
>Axel/Lea
>Ventus
>Aqua
>Terra

>All in your active party all at once

>tfw used to be the same age as Kairi and want to be her bf
>tfw that didn't change over a decade later

2 was such shit with the story and such kino with the combat

Chain of Memories didn't even fuck with plot twists as crazily as 2 did

It put me off the series for a while but it's like every time I turn around there's another shit out.

I'm not gonna rush

I'm gonna play through the shits eventually and maybe I'll be caught up in time for KH4

> can hear grand dad in the battle theme

I'm ruined.

KH games always had good lipsynch, they use weird disney magic

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Who's ready to play as best girl?

Please. It's just Riku
We already know the story follows Sora, Goofy, and Donald off doing their thing while Riku and Mickey do their own thing.

Even though I own a PS4 I'm still mad xbone is getting KH3 over PC

I'm so ready for this.

I love how surreal Kingdom hearts is at the beginning but later on doesn't isn't as surreal.
Anybody feel this way?
I mean I like the rest off it, but I would've liked the rest of the game like it.

People forget that mickey was playable in kh2

Could they afford Tim Allen and Tom Hanks?

I'm disappointed that there isn't a new type of enemy based on the soul.

Better at modeling/effective use of polygons only. Shading lightning etc Toy Story 1 can BTFO the entire industry on.

That little troll looks like a 3d modeling student could make it in 2 days.

Granted it's been many years since I last played KH but I don't remember it being that nice

Or maybe they only made animations for the japanese dub and didn't bother changing it for other languages, that would make sense

And the fact that the 1999 sequel that took Pixar 4 years of time to make will take several video game generations for us to remotely get close to.

The difference is that Toy Story took months to fully render, while we can render it in real time now.

Any new FF characters you guys want to see in this game?

>return to agrabah
>help aladdin cope with the death of genie from autoerotic asphyxiation

Maybe but look at how fucking round everything is, and then go look at something like kirby. This was the first time people tried making a full CG movie afterall, pretty much all CG before Toy Story 1 was ten times shittier and downright eerie. The troll might look shitty but there's a fuckload of polygons in that shitty little face.

We might use less to greater effect in 2017. But Toy Story 1 still had gaming totally beat in terms of raw GRAFIX

Coolest fucking thing i have seen

Well that's because video games work on polygons.

>people craving princess & the frog, emperors new groove, etc
>not the clearly best choice for a kingdom hearts world

That's from 3, you can tell because ms potato head has one eye

Am I the only one that thinks even nomura has no idea what he's doing with the story, and just throws random elements and points in "just to see what the fans make of it" at this point?

I really feel like he wanted convoluted for the sake of convoluted and had no intention of a coherent story, he just thought it would be neat to try.

Not that I mind, I just really feel like he has no intention of a full explanation, it was just a fun little experiment.

That would be cool, but Incredibles tho

WHEN YOU WALK AWAY

Pixar has always had huge server farms to help render out stuff using thousands of high end workstations

I always thought Andy's toy selection was weird and made no sense for a boy his age.
When I was Andy's age my toys were nothing but legos and action figures.

Andy doesn't have autism

It's not like the story is incomprehensible, you can play all of the games and still understand everything. I just think that Nomura is legitimately insane.

>liking anime while being in your 20s
So, imagine being able to instantly kill every single faggot on the planet. In an instant. Would you do it?

Keep in mind that Sup Forums would disappear since 98% of its userbase are faggots

Did I do it right